Who has this own....

Back up English teacher is my secondary school:

Are John and his friends are in the room?


Yes, the two 'ares' - the exact way she asked.

Chrisx1x:
1.A senior student to a junior student-come here before i after you.you deserve for cane.
2.Senior prefect while addressing our class:you student should study hard so as to pass with frying colours.
3.Me-must you eat for class
4.our principal was addressing a particular student who havent paid his fees in full:i need to see your mother so that she can add something to the "bottom".The class replied him in unison,"sir,what bottom?"

our principal was addressing a particular student who havent paid his fees in full

Where did you went to?
I doesn't like noise makers.
These two from an English teacher in a private school.
People from a particular tribe always saying sometimes ago or saying more better.

Are the queen or king of England, mtchwweeee

Detolanny:
Please, did you attend BGS?

Badagry grammar school?

tsidra:
You have dead today!

You have dead today!

LOL!!! This is exactly what Nairaland Muslims are always saying to me when they read my posts and see my profile pic. Yet somehow I'm still alive. Maybe instead of making empty and impotent threats they should ask allah to help them improve their grammar #coollikejamesbond

I putted it in the file.

Am an architecture

-who is those bingos?
-who song the sang?

She died, later she now dead.

jumpMANN44:
1 2 3 4
both of you come here

Did you attend OASOS?

1.the car revised back 2.i waited for 2 hours,still yet i didnt see him

A Doctor on NTA news: "They knows Nigeria is the geant of Africca"

What I do?
As the governor was wanting round.

I have offed the fan. Gbagaun!

Jude, I folded you that Chelsea will won Man U.

I can't go backer Dan dis, am in front of ur back

Na only you waka come

Jude, I tolded you that Chelsea will won Man U.

MINE WAS DURING MY SECONDARY SCHOOL DAYS. I SAW AN SS STUDENT ON SERIOUS RIFT WITH AN OBSTINATE JS STUDENT. ANGRILY WHILE BEATING THE JUNIOR SAID:

WILL U KNEEL DOWN THERE. ME AND U IS IT PLAYING? ME AND U IS IT MET?

i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

is play you are.

Hello pretty, i always see u passing but before i reaches you, you have gone

Why shall I lie? State and capital, Lagos Nigeria )

What you want to buy?

i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

Spend and hour on NL and you'll see plenty.

two of you on a bed, come out each by each

This thread hitting front page today since 2013 shows me another conviction that there is nothing God cannot do.

This is my own worst English sentence that I have ever heard:
Are you madding? Instead of saying, "Are you mad?"

I see u dere nw am see u here are you twice?

Are you an Ex-JAM?

"Enter your shoe and follow me" "Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"

Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!
"What you are cooking is dancing o"

FGC Sokoto?

I come but key come I come I go the home

"Pls give me my mny let me went" . I nearly kpuf dat day cos of the henglish
"He has proudness"
Teacher: "Amaka, wr is ur English book"?
Student: "they have tif it"