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Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by ikekings1: 7:50am On Oct 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...ermm from observations..our second advise to u home-based guys is to please please please (we beg u) stop whereing the same trousers for one year...females had sharp eyes & they notice this things..truss me! embarassed
Lmao!!! **falls from bed**
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 11:49am On Oct 22, 2013
mondi_cheeks: How many times have u given urself up for free but u still remain single...

...sweery i gave u away for free ...7 times... & no one wanted u....DO I LOOK LIKE MAGICIAN?? angry
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Nobody: 11:52am On Oct 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


...sweery i gave u away for free ...7 times... & no one wanted u....DO I LOOK LIKE MAGICIAN?? angry
but Mr Cork u have been asking women to woo you for years and none of them do...how do u make urself so unappealing please advise grin
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 12:36pm On Oct 22, 2013
...errm guys please remember, when a babe or yor Girl friend tells u she preggy, all u need to do is say:…huh? For who? (in yor deep voice)....this is the best way to change to topic & escape! angry
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Popowaa: 2:11pm On Oct 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...errm guys please remember, when a babe or yor Girl friend tells u she preggy, all u need to do is say:…huh? For who? (in yor deep voice)....this is the best way to change to topic & escape! angry
gringringringringrin
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Danhumprey: 2:29pm On Oct 22, 2013
Popowaa: gringringringringrin
Hey. How're you doing? smiley
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Danhumprey: 2:30pm On Oct 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...errm guys please remember, when a babe or yor Girl friend tells u she preggy, all u need to do is say:…huh? For who? (in yor deep voice)....this is the best way to change to topic & escape! angry
Is that technique tested and trusted,Mr.Cork? undecided
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 3:23pm On Oct 22, 2013
...eerm, ,Guys,,no oofeinsese but please please please we beg u..when u where long sleeve shirt, lookout for yor sweaty armpit as this is the biggest turn off to sweeerys, lovelys or babes….if u cant control the sweaty armpit, please block it wit Toilet roll, tissue or sumtin! undecided
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 4:37pm On Oct 22, 2013
.... Guys…juss in case a babe tell you this….” Don’t call me, I will call you”…my advise….forgerrrrit…she aint gonna call Nada!! angry
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Iaz93: 4:50pm On Oct 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...eerm, ,Guys,,no oofeinsese but please please please we beg u..when u where long sleeve shirt, lookout for yor sweaty armpit as this is the biggest turn off to sweeerys, lovelys or babes….if u cant control the sweaty armpit, please block it wit Toilet roll, tissue or sumtin! undecided
Nīgga dishing out advice from experience.
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Popowaa: 11:24pm On Oct 22, 2013
Danhumprey: Hey. How're you doing? smiley
i'm cool.U?smiley
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Popowaa: 11:27pm On Oct 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...eerm, ,Guys,,no oofeinsese but please please please we beg u..when u where long sleeve shirt, lookout for yor sweaty armpit as this is the biggest turn off to sweeerys, lovelys or babes….if u cant control the sweaty armpit, please block it wit Toilet roll, tissue or sumtin! undecided
gringringringrin
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by princessayesha(f): 1:56am On Oct 23, 2013
[quote author=Iaz93] Nīgga dishing out advice from experience.
Bwahahahahaha. U mean cork got turned down cox of sweaty armpit?
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 6:29am On Oct 23, 2013
...guys..please...always talk & treat females with respect....Londoners do not act like that so please please please we beg u...be civilice[no offense]! lipsrsealed
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 6:31am On Oct 23, 2013
...coz it doesn't matter if they r light or dark skin...all women r beautify angry
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by codernoni: 6:47am On Oct 23, 2013
Mr.Cork pls hw can homebased guys get punaay. The girls kip their Legs so tight even Moses cannot part them. Pls advise
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Danhumprey: 9:03am On Oct 23, 2013
Popowaa: i'm cool.U?smiley
I'm fine. Where have you been all day? Oh! I guess school stuff,right? I missed you. smiley
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Danhumprey: 9:06am On Oct 23, 2013
codernoni :
Mr.Cork pls hw can homebased guys get punaay. The girls kip their Legs so tight even Moses cannot part them. Pls advise
grin Open your eyes. Naija gals dey give free entrance. Just buy them indomie,and phew,their legs would be parted. lipsrsealed
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 10:58am On Oct 23, 2013
codernoni :
Mr.Cork pls hw can homebased guys get punaay. The girls kip their Legs so tight even Moses cannot part them. Pls advise

…EASY…keep begging & prayin ... hopefully she will release! angry
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Nobody: 11:18am On Oct 23, 2013
Danhumprey: grin Open your eyes. Naija gals dey give free entrance. Just buy them indomie,and phew,their legs would be parted. lipsrsealed
grin grin
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Popowaa: 12:22pm On Oct 23, 2013
Danhumprey: I'm fine. Where have you been all day? Oh! I guess school stuff,right? I missed you. smiley
missed u too.I saw ur thread
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Popowaa: 12:24pm On Oct 23, 2013
Danhumprey: grin Open your eyes. Naija gals dey give free entrance. Just buy them indomie,and phew,their legs would be parted. lipsrsealed
That's an insult.Not cool at allangry
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 12:48pm On Oct 23, 2013
Popowaa: That's an insult.Not cool at allangry


Sweeery popo… please ignore those goats…my apologies.. anyways how can I make u behave like a lady so u can catch fine guys like me? ..please advise! embarassed
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork: 1:00pm On Oct 23, 2013
...ermm ladies...when a guys ask for yor nomba...jus give him the gademm nomba..gademmmit!!...do u realize how horrible he feel when u say No? angry
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by mesther96(f): 1:05pm On Oct 23, 2013
grin grin
hilarious!
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Nobody: 1:26pm On Oct 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:




Sweeery popo… please ignore those goats…my apologies.. anyways how can I make u behave like a lady so u can catch dull guys like me? ..please advise! embarassed
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by kajole(m): 1:58pm On Oct 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
.... Guys…juss in case a babe tell you this….” Don’t call me, I will call you”…my advise….forgerrrrit…she aint gonna call Nada!! angry

WORD

Bisi e no go beta 4 u, 4 posting me dis long
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...errm guys please remember, when a babe or yor Girl friend tells u she preggy, all u need to do is say:…huh? For who? (in yor deep voice)....this is the best way to change to topic & escape! angry

LWKMD!! grin
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Nobody: 2:23pm On Oct 23, 2013
codernoni :
Mr.Cork pls hw can homebased guys get punaay. The girls kip their Legs so tight even Moses cannot part them. Pls advise

OH LAWD grin
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Iaz93: 2:29pm On Oct 23, 2013
Thank you, Mr Cork. smiley

Vote Mr Cork for mod!! Priceless advice he gives.
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Popowaa: 5:56pm On Oct 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:




Sweeery popo… please ignore those goats…my apologies.. anyways how can I make u behave like a lady so u can catch fine guys like me? ..please advise! embarassed
Teach me,i'm ready to learn
Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by Danhumprey: 7:29pm On Oct 23, 2013
Popowaa: missed u too.I saw ur thread
Oh! You did? And you didn't care to drop a comment? cry

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