LESSON TO MEN - Folashade
Bites Off Boyfriend's Penis
During MouthAction..Lesson to men. Before asking your girlfriend to
perform MouthAction on you make sure she is very
happy with you. If possible appease her like a
god. You know how sensitive that banana is, and
its very painful when rough handled. On this
unfortunate day, after a serious argument
between Dayo and his girlfriend Folashade, he
didn't make amends with her before going to
bed. Then in the middle of the night his banana
woke up, was erect like an iroko tree.
You know women carry things on their mind a lot
and like to hear that sentence "i am sorry" even
when they are at fault, but my guy didn't still
apologize. So he started touching Folashade who
selpt with annoyance due to their quarrel. At first
she told him she wasn't in the mood for it, but
after much disturbance and touching from him,
she decided to do it. Their normal procedure was
MouthAction before the main sex. He offered to give
her MouthAction first, but she rather suggested she
gives him first. My dear readers, hmmmmm,
when Folashade got hold of his banana, and put
it in her mouth, she gave him a bite of his life.
She was seriously biting. She was biting his
banana with so much annoyance and
wickedness. She had NO mercy on him. He was
screaming, crying and begging her, but that
made her squeeze and bite it even more. He is
lucky he is not one of these rich guys who live on
Islands, if not, nobody would have heard him
screaming and come to his rescue. Eventually
neighbors came knocking at their door to know
why he was screaming.
Only God knows what the argument was all
about. But it must have been a serious issue, for
her to bite his banana like that. He was
immediately rushed to the hospital by neighbors
while Folashade was handed over to the police
the following morning.
It was serious o, he had to undergo surgery to fix
his banana. Though they have broken-up, but
i'm sure he will never forget her because she has
left a lifetime scar on his banana. But girls are
wicked sha...... tufiakwa!
Guys, hope you have learnt something from this
story. MAKE SURE YOUR WOMAN IS VERY HAPPY
WITH YOU BEFORE Mouth Gig, IF
NOT............................

Dude, is this for real? Hmmm

If this story is true, then Tђξ woman should be jailed but come o wl his joystick function again even after Tђξ surgery?

Ladies and dick made for each other like HD and sport.........see as dem ladies comment sharp sharp when dem hear dick.......I no blame una,who no like beta thing

This aint true

oh dear

What a great impact she made in that guy miserable remaining life.

Ds can't b real.

tinuolababy: If this story is true, then Tђξ woman should be jailed but come o wl his joystick function again even after Tђξ surgery?

Dead and gone

That isn't a bite .
Look at the edges. Very clean.
It was done with a sharp instrument.
Even if re attached, I doubt it would ever function again.

Made up story.

YUCK! At d image


Fake story

OGA O OO

Dat must b soo.... Romantic

D fear of tiger teeth Is d beginning of wisdom...l ;Dol

Funny made up story but true pic. Mehn, some people are heartless sha

operation 'say NO to blow'job'! my most cherished asset shld'nt be disconnected for a second, pls!


*runs to my girlfriend to say 'i'm sorry'*.....i can't afford to watch my di'ck suffer this.... ........

Yuck
Feel so sorry for the dude. Poor him
Even though this story is fake,I'm sure whatever he must have done to warrant this,involves a woman.
Even if a woman or a man did this to him,I'm sure he must have hurt someone with his dyick for them to target it and chop it off.
Desist from molestation
Desist from cheating on ur wives n GFs
And other sins of the dyick. It could lead to this if a devious woman is involved.

#singin nd swayin hips.....ThankGod ayam a virgin#

Lmao!!!folashade d name of my ex current gf,i hope hez nt d 1 d tin happened 2 sha..

Is she mad Does it look like meat?? Imagine, *chewing/biting*

Brave girl
the man been drink?

Picture please

Cock and bull story.
Why was my coc.k changed to rooster?
Nairaland oya ansa me.

I know this is not a funny matter but

Is that lady related to pacu fish?

folashade must see a dentists o" her teeth is to sharp...

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I laughed so hard at this story. This thread should be in the jokes section. But seriously, this should serve all these fornicators who are also perverts right. When God gave man a p8nis, it was to be used for 2 functions: urinating and for sex with the wife whereby he sticks his p8nis into her vargina. The mouth is to be used for eating and speaking. Why would any sane woman allow a man to stick his filthy p8nis that has dried up urine stuck on the tip of the p8nis into her mouth? The mouth is not meant to house a p8nis. It is the vargina that is meant for the p8nis. When you engage in unnatural sex acts, this is what you get. Serves Dayo right!

*whistles while walking out of thread*

senseless play way i no fit participate in lailai....... well i wish d careless guy quick recovery sha..... lust matters!

I enjoy being sucked than sucking more. And so does everyone. Sucking is more or less like a punishment.

ignis: I enjoy being sucked than sucking more. And so does everyone. Sucking is more or less like a punishment.