Marthakings: Xup with guys and a girl's phone number? u guys are obsessed with this issh... na wa o

if we should not ask 4 d phone number, what should we ask 4? Email address??

dopeJemi: if we don't ask 4 d phone number, what should we ask 4? Email address??

Marthakings: Xup with guys and a girl's phone number? u guys are obsessed with this issh... na wa o

dopeJemi: if we don't ask 4 d phone number, what should we ask 4? Email address??

Marthakings: nah! u guys should give ursef a lil' respect. u act like ur life depends on having a girl's fone number. when a guy I like and just met asks for my phone number, that's a turn off. atleast get to know d girl for like 2 weeks b4 u ask for phone number. ur soooooo craazy abt it! choi!

Marthakings: nah! u guys should give ursef a lil' respect. u act like ur life depends on having a girl's fone number. when a guy I like and just met asks for my phone number, that's a turn off. atleast get to know d girl for like 2 weeks b4 u ask for phone number. ur soooooo craazy abt it! choi!

Marthakings: nah! u guys should give ursef a lil' respect. u act like ur life depends on having a girl's fone number. when a guy I like and just met asks for my phone number, that's a turn off. atleast get to know d girl for like 2 weeks b4 u ask for phone number. ur soooooo craazy abt it! choi!

dopeJemi: not dat I do it or something, buh wah if she doesn't stay close, and u not sure if u gonna see her again

Bwaal: NEW WAY OF COLLECTING A GIRL'S NUMBER
BOY: hey pweety are on whatapp?
GIRL: yes ofcourse
BOY: can i add you?
GIRL: sure...08137326358
BOY: ok pweety will give you a call
GIRL: you mean. ...........?
BOY: sorry will page you i mean to type
LOL
HAPPY WEEKEND PALS

Marthakings: i know... i understand where ur headed. but common! u cant be THAT interested in a girl ur meeting for d 1st time na. like on monday, i went to d bank (abu mikey is aware- that celestine dude wey no gree commot for atm machine) cos i needed to use d atm machine. then i sighted this very cute guy coming in. when he got closer, d cuteness disappeared. i noticed he was staring at me while he was moving closer. me sef com kukuma maintain wella (dnt judge me! m a girl... datz our thing). i noticed one of his legs was straight while d oda was 'K'ed. hehehe.... he stopped and stood close to a car and was going thru sum stuff in his fone. he acted more like he was waiing for someone. atlast! i withdrew and branched to d market. (d bank was very close to d market). while i left d bank and walked passed him, he came after me. he greeted and I replied(still walking o! doing my sharaka waka... hehehe). he asked if i stayed around and I said yes. i told me he came for a visist. to cut d long story short, his english wasnt fluent... seems he was scared or shy... culdnt figure it awt sha. then, he aked for my numb! i told him i culdnt give him cos we jst met. all this while, he followed me into the market o. an igbo man who sells indomie noticed d guy was bugging me so he shouted:
"Brother, buy her one carton of indomie and she go gree"... lwkmd...
anywaiz, i still refused to give him my numb... he asked if i was on fb or 2go and i said no! that's my life o! i dnt fall cheaply... *no bragging*... he started pleading for my number again... i got pissed and almost shouted no. d whole shakara waka thing don already disappear. i was pissed cos of d bugging. when i tell some one "No", i will love for em to listen. d guy gave reasons for asking like what u said. "he might neva see me again". i just waka pass am go buy d pant and bra wey carry me come market. he eventually went back sha.
i kindda felt bad afterwards... itz natural tho... hmmmm.... martha!

dopeJemi: hmmm! What will u do if u like d person and u wish 2 see him again and he asks 4 ur number?

U like him and wish 2 see him again

Marthakings: to be sincere this has happened before. i dnt give em but i collect theirs. itz not like itz my idea o. when he asks for mine and i decline about 5 times(itz not shakara o. i really wanna give him bt i have to decline so i wont appear cheap) hez gonna be like 'ok. why dont u take mine' and i'll collect his and call when i get home. some times, i dnt call o. i will jst delete d numb. i know most of u will be like 'this girl own sef too much. na wetin?' but u pple wnt understand o. chei! i wish u knew me outside nairaland. but have it in mind that martha will never fall in love with a guy at first. i dont know if it will happen in future o bt so far, it has never happened. i can only crush on them(crush and love aint d same o). one silly thing about me is that when i am crushing on a guy, i'll tell him and like magic, after telling him, d crush disappears.

lol! Okay martha

Azedplus: @martha, never go (over) hype all this shakara o, or else go ask aunty Bose. it's always every scenario for it's approach
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homiben: Obviously, dis Martha stil b U17!

Marthakings: nah! u guys should give ursef a lil' respect. u act like ur life depends on having a girl's fone number. when a guy I like and just met asks for my phone number, that's a turn off. atleast get to know d girl for like 2 weeks b4 u ask for phone number. ur soooooo craazy abt it! choi!

Marthakings: to be sincere this has happened before. i dnt give em but i collect theirs. itz not like itz my idea o. when he asks for mine and i decline about 5 times(itz not shakara o. i really wanna give him bt i have to decline so i wont appear cheap) hez gonna be like 'ok. why dont u take mine' and i'll collect his and call when i get home. some times, i dnt call o. i will jst delete d numb. i know most of u will be like 'this girl own sef too much. na wetin?' but u pple wnt understand o. chei! i wish u knew me outside nairaland. but have it in mind that martha will never fall in love with a guy at first. i dont know if it will happen in future o bt so far, it has never happened. i can only crush on them(crush and love aint d same o). one silly thing about me is that when i am crushing on a guy, i'll tell him and like magic, after telling him, d crush disappears.