Hannibal:

You honestly think all those women u see in skirts are sane?? I beg to differ.
I have seen women trash men's cars, send goons to beat him up, acid baths, drive-bys and all form of vengeance in ma hood.
One of the worst things u can do to a woman is to reject her when she is not ready to be rejected!!!!
Restraining orders are not there for jokes. . . . . .they are enforced to maintain law n order.

Oh come on   I don't know where you live but you need to get out of your "hood" for a while. I didn't say all were talking about the regular women you'll date not female gangsters. You tell her it's not working out, she'll perhaps cry a little or curse you   and you move on.   And if she doesn't there's always your restraining order. But end it don't string her along and complicate things.  

Ruby_Pearl:


But I loff you na.

@Oyinye
That was a line o. Love is not a wasted emotion abeg.

Which Greek goddess am I sef? hmm Athena?

baby, don't get me wrong the sex is great . . . it's just
I don't want you to keep wasting all your money on viagra

Syren he lives in Peckham what do you expect?

CH3COO your dumping lines are awful LMAO No woman will take you serious she will either laugh in your face or try to strangle you

LadyT:

Syren he lives in Peckham what do you expect?

CH3COO your dumping lines are awful LMAO No woman will take you serious she will either laugh in your face or try to strangle you

he has to get a girl first before he can even dump them which is impossible on his part.

Ruby_Pearl:

@stephen
am not leaving you now

LOL I knew you couldn't.

Hannibal:

How can u look like a playa when the so called "ex" hasn't spoken to u in 3-5 months. . . . .What kind of union is that?
No txts, no calls, no form of comm whatsoever and she expects to meet u in your ground state?? Come on, homie. . . where is that done??
If she calls and your new chic picks up the phone(hardly a drama). . . because i expect u to have to have told the new chic u have an ex somewhere!!!

The "ex" would not see herself as an ex because we said nothing about breaking up and I gave her no notice. Plus, if the new girl finds out, I bet she will leave me because she thinks I will "break up" with her like that. . . just leave her high and dry.

@CH3COO
oniranu. enu e bi enu pepeye.

good radiance to bad rubbish. or how do u people say it?

onyinye2:

Hannibal, now come on now. Are you serious?? what chic would send a goon over to her boyfriend?? unless the girl is truly crazy, yeah it aint happening. And besides, i thought a goon would even involve himself in such matters. i have seen brothas go nuts when the relationship is over too so stop being bias. Dont act like a brotha gets restraining orders put on him cause they do.

He is no longer her boy/f. . . . .He is now an "ex-boy/f", remember??

Of course, some girls are psychotic. . . . . They would try every means possible to get EVEN.
Sometimes they even go after the new girlfriend. . . .2 decent whacks of a baseball bat on her knee-caps.
Trust me. . . . . there are crazy lots out there.

syren:

Oh come on  I don't know where you live but you need to get out of your "hood" for a while. I didn't say all were talking about the regular women you'll date not female gangsters. You tell her it's not working out, she'll perhaps cry a little or curse you  and you move on.  And if she doesn't there's always your restraining order. But end it don't string her along and complicate things. 

There can be no area posher than where i stay in the capital so GET REAL. . . .
I am not a countryside geezer like ya.

Is there any area in London devoid of violence these days??
Women turn to female gangstars after the so-called "break-ups" not BEFORE.
Did u ever think Vivica Fox would be a stalker before she met Fiddy Cent?? 50 had to get a restraining order on her. . . .about 100-mile radius.

onyinye2:

he has to get a girl first before he can even dump them which is impossible on his part.

this coming from a she-he ? have you looked at a mirror lately . .

CH3COO:

this coming from a she-he ? have you looked at a mirror lately . .

oh opps, i think you got me confused with your mother.

Hannibal:

He is no longer her boy/f. . . . .He is now an "ex-boy/f", remember??

Of course, some girls are psychotic. . . . . They would try every means possible to get EVEN.
Sometimes they even go after the new girlfriend. . . .2 decent whacks of a baseball bat on her knee-caps.
Trust me. . . . . there are crazy lots out there.

are you speaking from experience??

TIMEOUT GUYS!!!

onyinye2:

oh opps, i think you got me confused with your mother.

mother jokes died a decade ago, were you in a coma then?

@CH3COO N Oyinye
I thought you guys broke up. why the fight na?
it's immature. you broke up, you both go to ur separate ways. jeez

@ Onyinye and CH3COO, I don't know what you both are fighting about but make sure that this thread does not get locked.

LadyT:

Syren he lives in Peckham what do you expect?

CH3COO your dumping lines are awful LMAO No woman will take you serious she will either laugh in your face or try to strangle you

I have the same thought

CH3COO:

mother jokes died a decade ago, were you in a coma then?

truly impossible. seriously you are.

Ruby_Pearl:

@CH3COO N Oyinye
I thought you guys broke up. why the fight na?
it's immature. you broke up, you both go to your separate ways. jeez

we were going out?? this is all news to me.

LMAO@Stephen

Come on guys let it slide
Group hug?

LadyT:

LMAO@Stephen

Come on guys let it slide
Group hug?

Yes! Aiit, come here let's hug. . . I mean let's all hug.

Ok, group hug <me and stephen only>

@stephen
who were you about to hug?

onyinye2:

truly impossible. seriously you are.

we were going out?? this is all news to me.

your intelligence is fool's gold

yeah kiss and make up.

oh i was just playing with CH3COO he knows i am.

onyinye2:

oh i was just playing with CH3COO he knows i am.

No he doesn't.

Ruby_Pearl:

@stephen
who were you about to hug?

Err. . . can someone throw me a lifeline here?

onyinye2:

oh i was just playing with CH3COO he knows i am.

gross! i would rather play with your mother.

of course I'm kidding we're best friends.

oniranu

CH3COO:

gross! i would rather play with your mother.

of course I'm kidding we're best friends.

oh gawd you are truly impossible.

StephenP:


Err. . . can someone throw me a lifeline here?

you are on your own New Yorker

Ruby you can talk.  You are part of the people who just move on and not dump people.  I have witnessed the husbands you have abandoned on Nairaland.

CH3COO:

gross! i would rather play with your mother.

of course I'm kidding we're best friends.

Wow

onyinye2:

you are on your own

After all the things you said to me?

LadyT:

Ruby you can talk.  You are part of the people who just move on and not dump people.  I have witnessed the husbands you have abandoned on Nairaland.

I know!

@stephen

what have i said to you?

onyinye2:

@stephen

what have i said to you?

Sure. Deny it.

see my foe fueling the fire.  the feud is dead.  our bond is as strong as ever   .

Husbands?

No let my husband hear you oh

@topic

CH3COO, baby, darling, honey, sweetie, lover, blackie monkey,

We were not meant to be. I had a revelation in my dream last night.

StephenP:

Sure. Deny it.

i dont deny anything. i have not said a thing.

CH3COO:

see my foe fueling the fire.  the feud is dead.  our bond is as strong as ever   .

That's it? *sigh* When we say stop we don't really mean it. We just say it out of formalities. Naw . . . I'm kidding.

onyinye2:

i don't deny anything. i have not said a thing.

Go ahead and lie to my face.