Smartie gurl: is smells so good. You wanna smell?

Yeye dey smell!

PaulSeun89: 7. Don't sleep with someone if you are unmarried.

Joker!

These are silvern rules!

Alikaxon: I hope ur womanliness doesn't smell? I'm just curious.

Bro,that was childish.



Ain't any of your business.

Smartie gurl: is smells so good. You wanna smell?

You should have ignored him.

njuwo:
5- DON'T SLEEP WITH PANT ON- To get
fresh and odourless
womanliness you are to go to bed pant-less
for free access of
fresh
breeze

i agree...i dont need to stress myself in the the middle of the night removing the damn pant trying to insert my dick in her pussy

The part that says you shouldn't sleep with someone else's wife cracked me up

Enegod: i agree...i dont need to stress myself in the the middle of the night removing the damn pant trying to insert my dick in her pussy

DEVIL

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hmmm

Danhumprey: You should have ignored him.

smiles....don't mind me anyway. Some peeps just wanna make u say nasty things.

Smartie gurl: smiles....don't mind me anyway. Some peeps just wanna make u say nasty things.

Alrite. Say you have free time today? We gotta chat offline.

Sanguine:

Yeah. That's right. But that of course should be when you're not on your monthly period.

yes darling, your right.....those four uncomfortable nights.

Danhumprey: Alrite. Say you have free time today? We gotta chat offline.

oh really? That's cool with moi.

Smartie gurl: oh really? That's cool with moi.

Let me know the time you are ready for us to chat.

Noted....will write them down beside my bed...so I tick them before going to bed...

Btw check my signature for the latest promo on Nairaland

Luxiana19:

Spot on! I wonder how people sleep with panties on.. uncomfortable

I sleep with my panties, but not with my bra.

Smartie gurl: yes darling, your right.....those four uncomfortable nights.

kai,girlz dey suffer o.

ignis:
I sleep with my panties, but not with my bra.

Abeg sister allow the kpekus to breath in fresh air at night joor....

Plss stick wiv the rule Oooo

njuwo: A MUST READ

Six Things You Must Not Do Before You Sleep.

1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WRIST WATCH: Watch can emit a certain
level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your
watch to bed for a longtime, it might have adverse effects on your health.

2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA: Scientist in America have discovered those who wear bras for more than 12hours have
a high risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

3 - DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE: Putting the phone beside
your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though
some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please
put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that
electrical items including
mobile phones and television sets emit magnetic waves
when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our
nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile
phone near you,
switch it off first.
4 - DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE - UP: People who sleep with
make-up might have skin problems in the
long run. Sleeping
with make-up will cause the skin to have difficulty in
breathing and
problem in perspiring. You will also need a
much longer
time to go into
deep sleep. Lastly & Most important.
5- DON'T SLEEP WITH PANT ON- To get
fresh and odourless
womanliness you are to go to bed pant-less
for free access of
fresh
breeze
6 - DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVES OR HUSBANDS: Scientists are of the opinion that
one may never wake up again;
and if this happens?? DISGRACE AWAITS, as in, one will like
to be picked up dead, by loved ones from such a place to the
Morgue!...

STAY BY THE RULE.

SOURCE

U don 4get 1 Ooooooo which is number 7......GUYs Should not sleep with BOXERS for easy Access and good Balancing Position!

timwezzb:

U don 4get 1 Ooooooo which is number 7......GUYs Should not sleep with BOXERS for easy Access and good Balancing Position!

To do what?

Mazi_Omenuko:

Joker!

Fact

Wakin up a dead thread

Beaf!:


^
Although this is true medically but it sounds somehow.

Beaf is alive!!

Don famous: Wakin up a dead thread

Bros it is so o, still dreaming of fp

njuwo: Bros it is so o, still dreaming of fp

ok no props lets go there