So many crazy threads on NL !! Chai

Well I dnt knw becos I am not married and I am not even thinking of getting married yet.......PISS OFF

nairaland, una no go kill person. But its true sha, our naija ppl can marry for some nonsense reasons especially we women.

All of d above.

i knew i was going to marry her immediately we started dating

First she said 'Missed my period'.. I did it again. Then 'missed my paragraph'. I did it again then she said 'missed my coma and apostrophe'
Finally, I did it again after which she said 'missed road'. So I said thank God say u don knw say u miss road..

I got over it and didn't break; but continue; with the next member on the array of girls.

93% of couples married just after " I don miss my period".

steffans: all Na marriage...
what u should be worried about is d understanding in d marriage..
in weddings d beginning doesn't matter.. just make sure its rooted in God!"!!

U are very correct. God is the most important in marriage.

otosa: 93% of couples married just after " I don miss my period".

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Please where is your source?

segzy14: .

Please where is your source?

Abeg help me ask him ?

otosa: 93% of couples married just after " I don miss my period".

tell us your source now.

[b]Very funny post indeed.
Mine was exactly "Honey I went to the hospital and the Dr confirmed am 3 months gone".
Before I got this news, she made sure I was out of the country on a trip that would take me a minimum of 3 months before coming back. So when I replied "pls honey, you know I love you and we have plans to settle down, but I have some projects at hand. Let me complete it as we planned then we get married. So inform the Dr to abort it".
Her reply was, "I can not do that again, I vowed to God that I will never do that again if it entered again". I was like - "but you should have informed me when you made such a serious vow".
Well fast forward it, 4 months later I was married. 2 months later we got our first baby.
Now 7 years later am the happiest married man on earth with three lovely kids.
Now I wish my wifey had even been more assertive even 3 or more years earlier than that.
Problem is that most Nigerian guys fear marriage. We want to get all the money, build some house, put everything in order before getting married. If our girls don't hep us with the push, we might keep postponing marriage till 40 years and above.
Although I still miss the fact that I never got the opportunity to ask " Will you marry me", I am very happy that I was slightly pushed into the marriage earlier than I would have done if left alone. Because after the marriage, the projects still got completed and the kids are growing and giving me so much joy. But bottom line is that the lady in question was the love of my life and I had already concluded I would marry her but only when I was ready.[/b]

igbati mi o go, its even a taboo in our haus to mari a girl lyk dt, she must miss her period: nd wedding go happen lyk 2 months b4 delivery
dt is y we always sing "a ti segbeyawo tan, a tun n bowa komo" meanin we don do weddin, we stil dey come 4 namin

Hilarious topic

See Topic......

following with my beatles car with cold water for hand

jeddyMay: See Topic......

following with my beatles car with cold water for hand

i like this

Mine was 'I will like to spend the rest of my life with you'.
and my reply was let me pray about it

What an amusing thread.Frankly speaking most marriages today had no little or no plans until the unpreventable happened.Its very rare to see ladies getting married with no signs of a welcoming baby to go with on the honey moon.its often nice to plan and go through the courting process and the likes before the much anticipated wedding with the lady not having signs of an incoming baby.

WA JOKO marriage is the best

How does it affect the price of Fish that has increased in the Market

Ibotex: How does it affect the prices of Fish that has increased in the Market

what do u mean by this? Can u explain ?

Ngokafor: *rolls eyes*...like seriously?...
..anyway @ op i've got three words for you..mind your business!!

LOL....Its like urs started with "oga, i don miss my period"

Monstertrucks: My marriage started with,Mr man,if u no marry my daughter wey u gif belle so,I go use this cutlass for ur head. doing tragic

LOL...this is...."oga, i don miss my period" + "by force, by fire"

, i cant help but laugh

They won't say the truth!!no be naija!!!

Chillisauce: Anyhow your marriage question starts, be it
1. Baby I'm pregnant
2. Baby, we are having a boy
3. When you gonna see my parents
4. When will you put a ring on it.
5. Baby, There is this man coming for my hand in marriage but I told him I already have a fiance
6. I'm the first child in my family, and they want me to settle down before 25 yrs, you know i turned 24 last month
7. E plenty o, the koko be say you don marry.

Now the work is how do you stay in marriage.
For more info, contact me on dublu dublu dublu dot chilisauce dot co dot ng.

make i add
1. You know i am now a graduate
2. Three of my course mate have invited our dept for their marriage
B-)

MissIndependent: Dem go talk true?

Abi o!

Mine was,
Me; baby, when last did you see your period?
My GF; I've been expecting it but I think it's due to changes in my boby.
Me; I think you are pregnant.
I keep track of records so I knew something must have happened. In fear we went for test and waited for the result. Then the Dr called and said, congratulations you are pregnant. Imediately my life changed.
For two days I didn't talk about it. I simply said to myself, I'll never kill my baby.
I went for loan in the bank, did all the traditional rights, court wedding and then, we started leaving as husband and wife.

It was very stressfull as we had to rush everything we did.
Now my baby is somee months old and makes me happy when I look at him. I am happy I didn't abort my baby and I accorded respect to my wife and her family. I've been blessed since then. My pain is that as a catholic, court wedding is not recognised until I wed in the church.
It's mixed feelings as I wouldn't have loved to rush but do it right.

My advice is do it right but abortion is not a way out as it will face u all trough your life. Family life is interesting as I now think far ahead all day.

nobi_lie: Mine was,
Me; baby, when last did you see your period?
My GF; I've been expecting it but I think it's due to changes in my boby.
Me; I think you are pregnant.
I keep track of records so I knew something must have happened. In fear we went for test and waited for the result. Then the Dr called and said, congratulations you are pregnant. Imediately my life changed.
For two days I didn't talk about it. I simply said to myself, I'll never kill my baby.
I went for loan in the bank, did all the traditional rights, court wedding and then, we started leaving as husband and wife.

It was very stressfull as we had to rush everything we did.
Now my baby is somee months old and makes me happy when I look at him. I am happy I didn't abort my baby and I accorded respect to my wife and her family. I've been blessed since then. My pain is that as a catholic, court wedding is not recognised until I wed in the church.
It's mixed feelings as I wouldn't have loved to rush but do it right.

My advice is do it right but abortion is not a way out as it will face u all trough your life. Family life is interesting as I now think far ahead all day.

more grease to your elbow

fijiano202: Oga period no gree come ooooo and they tell me for church say make i no abort

na to go search for where the period is hiding....maybe missed road, lost on its way to life, or just dey vex to come home.

Mine started with u fit marry me !