This is the G's manual for 2014 so if you know you ain't one swerve.

1.This is not the year to start showing India Film Love forget it if you show any lady Indian Movie love you're a Doomed, you'll be step on and used like a mugu.

2. It's barely two weeks you started dating her and you've start sharing all your family problems, personal problems how hungry you are , ma nigger that's a red light you showing to her and that means you're a wussy when she tells you it's over don't come here crying and start telling us girls are wicked.

3. She asks for A Techno Phantom you bought her an S4 hmm these kind of guys are what we call Arificial control guys don't be surprised when she leaves you for Otedola's son that'll buy her a Galaxy Note 10.1 with gear and you'll come here and start telling us how she "chopp" your money

4. To all those wussy keeping the girl they love untouched for marriage ma nigger Oyo(on your own) na him you dey , If she leaves you pere just know that another guy has been servicing her while you're the watchman, Don't ever keep her for the future Bleep that pussy now!!!

5. You went to the beach and you don't know how to swin and you see a lady being carried away before we know it you already in the water , before we know it the wave brought the lady back and there you're drowning all i can say is the girl go just dey look you RIP ma nigger( This part is influenced by a real life scenario) lesson is: Never catch a grenade for her cause she won't do the same.

6. A lot of naija guys are wanting in this one, that is your SEX game you don't know how to give it to her all you know how to do is the missionary you not wild and can't give her a crazy orgasm ,Boy she's gonna leave you for the first magic stick she gets, so ma hommies make love like a PORN STAR no missionary style and you'll see her thanking you everytime you meet.

7. She's a virgin and she's asking for it and you keep on postponing her oh ma good lawd mein to her you just a useless horse in a book who can't eat grass, just be ready to lose her to the Rude Boy who is sharper than you are and don't come here crying foul.

8. This one is for the Mr Nice Guys ever wondered why guys get dumped by ladies and say things like:

You're too perfect

When i'm ready to marry i'll look for you.

I want a guy that'll slap me when i'm losing control.

You're too nice

Even a pastor wife said she wants a man that'll be telling her what to do and not a man she'll be telling what to do and control.

My guy if you've been dumped with such lines this is the time to step up, i don't like saying this on a forum cause girls will see it too, just don't give a Bleep about them even though you care don't show it much , you're in love 100% just show 40% be ready for the worst if she leaves there are million of fishes in the river and when you let her know your world is incomplete without her you're doomed for life my mein.

9. Don't be too needy, affectionate, emotionally dependent, show love strategically when she lease unexpects it , be unpredictable, don't always lord her beauty, compliment her once in a while and don't let her feel she's irreplaceable.

10. Stop being a "too nice guy" don't be afraid to take charge on the bed take control my guy, ladies love guys thay takes charge and work on stop being a one minute guy , and always be ready to give it to her anywhere be adventurous and don't think she can't leave you for the next best guy even though you popped her cherry , my friend is controlling a girl who the only guy she has been with is the one who popped her cherry guess what she dumped him for my friend and ma friend doesn't even love her like that he's just getting the pussy.

So My Guy Wise Up This 2014 And Stop Being A Wussy!!!

What is this.

Nice1 except the sexc sexc part don't want dirty ladies

Mtseeeew

akposking: What is this.

it is what it is

akposking: What is this.

when she dumps your sorry ass you'll understand what it is.

Hmmm

Hmmm....

nice one. Gud job

Issoky!

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