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Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by pasqal09: 10:06pm On Jan 08, 2014
Boy: I love you
Girl: Ok
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Tuntheycr7: 10:29pm On Jan 08, 2014
Boy: I love you.
Girl: so what


#2
Girl: I love you
Boy : how much do you need ?

#3
Husband: I love you.
Wife: just go and abort the pregnancy for d ideeo.rt.

Wife: I love you.
Husband: so how much is the cloth n shoe ?

#4
Husband: I love youuuuuuuuu more than anytin.
Wife: hope you are not drunk?
Husband: not yet. I just love these BEER and d producer.
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by pasqal09: 10:38pm On Jan 08, 2014
Husband: I love you
Wife: I'm not in the mood, I'm having headache

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Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Coldblooded(m): 10:41pm On Jan 08, 2014
I've never had any funny responses cos I use that statement only to the ones I truly love and felt they love me too. The worst feeling to have in life is unrequitted love; so, I try very hard to avoid it.

I believe the reason people get funny responses is because they read no meaning in what they say thereby singing d same"I luv u" song to everyone they come in contact with.

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Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by osayande2020(m): 11:43pm On Jan 08, 2014
Me: baby I love you

Girl: ok, buy me Q10 shocked
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by DJDOLA(m): 11:54pm On Jan 08, 2014
Afro-k:
wot about guys? Who knows U might be ... wink well I didn't say anything sha...
o je kori e pe...what do u mean by guys?
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by yemmy75(m): 12:05am On Jan 09, 2014
I love myself too
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Nobody: 12:05am On Jan 09, 2014
I reply with a simple 'hmmmmmmm'...the stressing of my 'hm' depends on the circumstances...if I like her...its long....if I dnt.....then its short....
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Swashi007(m): 12:20am On Jan 09, 2014
Ehn?
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Negation: 12:43am On Jan 09, 2014
Worst?

"Already?" Then raised eyebrows.
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by oluamid(m): 1:01am On Jan 09, 2014
Me: I love you

Girl: what do you mean?

Me: lipsrsealed
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Nobody: 4:52am On Jan 09, 2014
Back in my university days,
Me: baby, I love you
smiley
Girl: **lets out a wicked spirit killing laughter** this church rat now have guts to even open his trash to say he loves me
Me: **feeling defeated and embarrassed** shocked undecided cry

Another incident

Me: I love you baby smiley
Girl: eh!
Me:cry

And another

In 2012 this happened in Abuja
Me: I love you darling smiley
Girl: really? You don't mean it **feigning fake surprise and blush**
Me: yes, I do... Deep in my heart I love you **thinking my game plan is working**
Girl: I'm hungry, can you take me to tantalizers and my recharge card is low can u buy me some Me: **in my heart I say** God punish you biatch cry

Another
On BBM
Me: honey, I really love you smiley
Girl: k
Me: L undecided

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Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by AdeniyiA(m): 5:11am On Jan 09, 2014
i loff you two
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Chomzy19(f): 7:44am On Jan 09, 2014
Ooh Mpa™:


Sweery, can ooh Mpa see your pics?
This one you get favorite and non-favorite replies, Ooh Mpa wanna see if your face is worth it undecided
grin grin oh sweery i'll send u d pics as soon as you send your acct statement grin to see if ooh Mpa is worth seeing my pics cool

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Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Saraha1(f): 8:34am On Jan 09, 2014
lomomike: Back in my university days,
Me: baby, I love you
smiley
Girl: **lets out a wicked spirit killing laughter** this church rat now have guts to even open his trash to say he loves me
Me: **feeling defeated and embarrassed** shocked undecided cry

Another incident

Me: I love you baby smiley
Girl: eh!
Me:cry

And another

In 2012 this happened in Abuja
Me: I love you darling smiley
Girl: really? You don't mean it **feigning fake surprise and blush**
Me: yes, I do... Deep in my heart I love you **thinking my game plan is working**
Girl: I'm hungry, can you take me to tantalizers and my recharge card is low can u buy me some Me: **in my heart I say** God punish you biatch cry

Another
On BBM
Me: honey, I really love you smiley
Girl: k
Me: L undecided
you see your life? So na all the ladies way you come across you dey tell the three letter words?


When I hear the word I love you:my response has always being! Moti gbo!!!!!( Meaning I don hear)
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Nobody: 8:48am On Jan 09, 2014
Sarah a: you see your life? So na all the ladies way you come across you dey tell the three letter words?


When I hear the word I love you:my response has always being! Moti gbo!!!!!( Meaning I don hear)

You even join them sef, by the way, must you even reply my comment about my life when you haven't seen me and you don't know me? SMH undecided
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Kassidy90(m): 10:16am On Jan 09, 2014
mine is "I hear"
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by ogeoflyf(f): 10:24am On Jan 09, 2014
Guy: I love you
Me: God bless. or ok. or really cheesy wow tnx.
Or. Smile or peace emoticon. Or in some cases. Hian!! undecided
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Madamspeaker(f): 11:05am On Jan 09, 2014
Guy: I love u

Me: ...and soooo, na i love u i go chop? grin

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Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jan 09, 2014
Acidosis:

lolll cheesy

wife dey ooo
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by chichi820(f): 3:51pm On Jan 09, 2014
Boy: I love u
Girl: Na today yashi dey back? shocked

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Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jan 09, 2014
I love me too
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by zeanslim(m): 5:27pm On Jan 09, 2014
GIRL : I love you
BOY : I love youtube !
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Obidikejr(m): 8:34pm On Jan 09, 2014
God loves you.
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Missmossy(f): 8:45pm On Jan 09, 2014
Hahahahaha what a funny thread!

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Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by jeff2010(m): 12:10am On Jan 10, 2014
Girl: I love you
Me: I'll think about it
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Idowuogbo(f): 12:50am On Jan 10, 2014
If I no gbadun u: I hia u..

If I gbadun u : really? Oh bebe, come closer and whisper that beaurriful nonsense into my ears.
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Micron21(m): 11:36am On Jan 10, 2014
bkd
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Nobody: 11:36am On Jan 10, 2014
Hahaha I love youtube
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by chaloner(m): 11:37am On Jan 10, 2014
Dyt: When he's angry he will say hmmmmmm, k, really, ok
Or ask me what love is
Lmao
D dude can jealousing no b small
R.I.P English Language. This is why mikel lost lost and lost again...........
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by dagbokoncept(m): 11:40am On Jan 10, 2014
I hear you/ thank you
Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by Nobody: 11:43am On Jan 10, 2014
9ja girls bad gannnn! Them no send your love at all!

Recently I told one 9ja chick: "I love you"(and i truly do) she replied: "Good morning dear"

Infact this happened this morning, and weve been good friends for quite some time now

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