chaloner: R.I.P English Language. This is why mikel lost lost and lost again...........

Wetin he is this one I dey talking?

Man - honey, i luv u
Wife - hhm!! u re drunk again?

Idowuogbo: If I no gbadun u: I hia u..

If I gbadun u : really? Oh bebe, come closer and whisper that beaurriful nonsense into my ears.

typical 9ja babe!

dem no send ur love sam sam!

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God blez u

Boy - I love you
Girl - I love you too
That is the worst response ever...cos that means a bloody trap
NO ESCAPE

Never said IT...but I giggle, when it is bn said to me*

my friend: i love u


His Ph crush: wats so special abt ur love( very mean gal)

DJDOLA: Have never in my life tell any girl dat I love u... and no girl as ever told me I love u

iyen le oh......boh shar I LOVE YOu

How come i don't feel it?

jakesund: boy : I love you

girl : wait for your turn

You almost made me crack my rib. LWKMD. HHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaughing....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaughing.........

I told d girl i really liked her nd she ws like "why r u telling me"

Me: I love you
Her: Most people do, including myself

I told d girl i really like her nd she ws like "why r u telling me"

B

Lionbite: Mine is 'i love youtube'

Why did you say what I wanted to say?

Thanks. But I just lost my school fees. Can you help me?

me- i love you
my girlfriend- make i take fear believe

I use to say I love you more but after so many Mishap..I just say Thank You or I dont respond at all..

Boy- I love you
Girl- "na love I go chop?"

Boy - i love you.
Girl - eh? You seff wan lov.. Na wah o!
Me - LMAO

i always do this.
Girl: i love u
me: hahaha.
for my mind i go just dey laff say na today i know woman

him: i love you
me: u can lie jor.

Mine is:U re crazy baby,i wish I'd said this 2 u..

I love you with the love of God (e be me make I cry)

Online chat: LOL

fuck you

sometimes I hear I know.... another time it's thank u

Me ; I love you.

Girl; Laughs! You remind me of secondary school.

Girl: I love U

Boy: I prefer F COS FUCCCK begins with the letter!!!

sкчscrαρεr™:
1. I don't hate you: If someone reply you this way, just know that the person does not love you.

2. ...Me too: This line is usually said on phone to a partner. It is believed that people who reply with 'Me too' are mainly players, the response normally comes when they're with another partner. Hence, they can't reply with the usual 'I LOVE YOU TOO' or 'I LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK'

What if its written? If they reply by writing "I love you too" or "me too",I don't agree with you that they might be hiding smth or are players

gurl: i luv u D.
me: oh sure, i luv ME too!