onyinye2:

Once of what?. . . . .  

Damn! This is serious!!! Onyinye, don't worry, as your fellow woman, I won't abbandon you. I'll teach you the pleasure of this marvellous need!  

tope2000:

cooking is one my passion actually so i don't need teaching, too much sex is boring to me

Infact na you biko!   "too much sex" will be boring if you dont spice it up with some spontaneity. Lying on bed all the time like a log of wood is sure going to make it boring after a while.

Okija_juju:

Young lady, welcome to the real world. Men are the saviors. Even jesus was a man. If we don't marry you and you grow beyond menopause, thats it. Game over.  

Ahahahaha!  

michelin89:

Damn! This is serious!!! Onyinye, don't worry, as your fellow woman, I won't abandon you. I'll teach you the pleasure of this marvelous need!  

Need of what?. . . . Last time i checked the only things i needed were:

Food
Water
Shelter

michelin89:

Damn! This is serious!!! Onyinye, don't worry, as your fellow woman, I won't abbandon you. I'll teach you the pleasure of this marvellous need!  

Please teach her o!!
I will even pay for you to teach her on scholarship cos she has alot to learn

Ruby_Pearl:

So you saying that women's kini is not the real deal?
They're replaceable? With what?

Shewe. They are more talented than most wives.

onyinye2:

Am i the only one who wants to slap him? Oka just checking. Can you please elaborate on the highlighted portion. Because it is obviously not true as it stands.
So i don't know myself? So im so lost soul searching for purpose?

when it comes to men, their needs, sex and the real world you're still wandering in the wilderness with no end i sight. Berra hold my hand now and let me lead you to the promised land. All this "strong head" wey u dey do, e no pay you at all.  

This thread na wa

davidylan:

Infact na you biko!   "too much sex" will be boring if you don't spice it up with some spontaneity. Lying on bed all the time like a log of wood is sure going to make it boring after a while.

lmao
even if we do spoon in the morning and do acrobatic in the afternoon, i will be bored.
make una leave onyinye oo

onyinye2:

Need of what?. . . . Last time i checked the only things i needed were:

Food
Water
Shelter

Osanubuamen!!! Onyinye this is not about being slaves to men but about fulfilling your desires. Until you continue to think certain things are made for men believe me you'll always act bitter to any of their provocations. Haba, women are humans too.

Okija_juju:

Shewe. They are more talented than most wives.

Why am I even arguing with you people on this?

Good luck on your marriage, but srry, I won't be here to advice you on "How to make My wife stop cheating on me" or " Why my marriage is boring". ADIOS.




_{Where better men jor}

agaba123:

This thread na wa

No be small wa.  

tope2000:

lmao
even if we do spoon in the morning and do acrobatic in the afternoon, i will be bored.

You can read a novel if it suits you, as long as you keep me happy.

davidylan:

when it comes to men, their needs, sex and the real world you're still wandering in the wilderness with no end i sight. Berra hold my hand now and let me lead you to the promised land. All this "strong head" wey u dey do, e no pay you at all.  

1. I know enough about men
2. Know their needs
3. Sex. . . . obsolete
4. Know about the real world

My so called "strong head" has been valuable.

michelin89:

Osanubuamen!!! Onyinye this is not about being slaves to men but about fulfilling your desires. Until you continue to think certain things are made for men believe me you'll always act bitter to any of their provocations. Haba, women are humans too.

Desires of what again?

@tope2000

How are you doing? Maybe we should hang out some time . . . . .I should introduce you to Little 4Play some day.

michelin89:

Osanubuamen!!! Onyinye this is not about being slaves to men but about fulfilling your desires. Until you continue to think certain things are made for men believe me you'll always act bitter to any of their provocations. Haba, women are humans too.

Are you married cos I think I am in love with you already.  

Okija_juju:


You can read a novel if it suits you, as long as you keep me happy.

who want to read novel while some kini is moving inside her

4 Play:

@tope2000

How are you doing? Maybe we should hang out some time . . . . .I[b] should introduce you to Little 4Play some day.[/b]

pls dnt
dont corrupt me oo

Okija_juju:


Are you married because I think I am in love with you already.  

Are you also doing me a favor by being in love with me?  

onyinye2:

Desires of what again?

This one na hard work!

onyinye2:

1. I know enough about men
2. Know their needs
3. Sex. . . . obsolete
4. Know about the real world

My so called "strong head" has been valuable.Desires of what again?

Onyinye!! Nwa ada!!.

The truth is bitter, but I must tell you.

YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION.

tope2000:

lmao
even if we do spoon in the morning and do acrobatic in the afternoon, i will be bored.
make una leave onyinye oo

na wa o. if that happens then your husband must be doing a bad job. consult me for proper advice with live demonstrations.

onyinye2:

1. I know enough about men
2. Know their needs
3. Sex. . . . obsolete
4. Know about the real world

Lets be frank here:
1. you know nothing about men. A real woman knows that a man's ego is very important to keeping him and eventually herself happy.
2. If you knew the needs of men you wont make light of learning to cook, keeping the kids away while he watches Arsenal obliterate Man U in the champions league final with isiewu and some chilled soda before his excellency.
3. Sex obsolete?   It made nonsense of your answers to 1 and 2.
4. You dont know the real world at all, it revolves around men, sex, men, sex, men, sex . . . what else?

michelin89:

Are you also doing me a favor by being in love with me?  

Na wah for you O!!
You no dey forget something?      

tope2000:

please dnt  
don't corrupt me oo

My little brother is corrupting?  

Okija_juju:

Onyinye!! Nwa ada!!.
The truth is bitter, but I must tell you.
YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION.

Intervention over what? Over what wonderful person i am?

michelin89:

This one na hard work!

What you said "desires" and i was just wondering what desires.

davidylan:

Lets be frank here:
1. you know nothing about men. A real woman knows that a man's ego is very important to keeping him and eventually herself happy.
2. If you knew the needs of men you wont make light of learning to cook, keeping the kids away while he watches Arsenal obliterate Manchester United in the champions league final with isiewu and some chilled soda before his excellency.
3. Sex obsolete?   It made nonsense of your answers to 1 and 2.
4. You don't know the real world at all, it revolves around men, sex, men, sex, men, sex . . . what else?

The world revolves around women, God, money, love, so on and so forth.

So since all these misogynistic men are having success with females on this forum

What recourse a gentleman like me. . . .are we out  of fashion. Na wa oo

davidylan:

Lets be frank here:
1. you know nothing about men. A real woman knows that a man's ego is very important to keeping him and eventually herself happy.
2. If you knew the needs of men you wont make light of learning to cook, keeping the kids away while he watches Arsenal obliterate Manchester United in the champions league final with isiewu and some chilled soda before his excellency.
3. Sex obsolete?   It made nonsense of your answers to 1 and 2.
4. You don't know the real world at all, it revolves around men, sex, men, sex, men, sex . . . what else?

For the very first time on Nairaland, I agree with you on something.


Touche'

I couldnt have said it better.

onyinye2:

Intervention over what? Over what wonderful person i am?

Now thats just straight funny.  

Thanks!!

I needed the laugh.

4 Play:

My little brother is corrupting?  

im not suppose to be seen with any man oo, still young

davidylan:

na wa o. if that happens then your husband must be doing a bad job.  consult me for proper advice with live demonstrations.

he does a gr8 job, sex isnt oxygen

i will pass on dat

Okija_juju:

Now thats just straight funny.  
Thanks!!
I needed the laugh.

You welcome. Don't choke now.

onyinye2:

The world revolves around women, God, money, love, so on and so forth.

yeah the world revolves around women not frigidaire women like you.  

tope2000:

im not suppose to be seen with any man oo, still young
[/b]

he does a great job, sex isnt oxygen

i will pass on that

Interesting. But sex is necessary may not be oxygen

agaba123:

Interesting. But sex is necessary may not be oxygen

i never said it wasnt but too much is tiring

Okija_juju:

Na wah for you O!!
You no dey forget something?      

What goes around comes around.

doyin13:

So since all these misogynistic men are having success with females on this forum

What recourse a gentleman like me. . . .are we out  of fashion. Na wa oo

We no be gentlemen O!!

Neither are we misogynists

We are simply africans and we are only trying to teach these women our cultures and traditions which have been handed down to us from our ancestors.

If you like go do gentleman with someone like onyinye, you go only see jerusalem only when she feel like to born pikin. Na modern day houseboy you go be.
Gentleman ko! New fashion ni.

agaba123:

Interesting. But sex is necessary may not be oxygen

Can't agree.

davidylan:

yeah the world revolves around women not frigidaire women like you.  

Must you be insulting?

can you people be any more corny