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Re: 12 Types Of Slap by adezjamz(m): 10:31am On Jul 29, 2014 |
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Re: 12 Types Of Slap by omololu2020(m): 10:31am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Sex slap 1 Like |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by kaywiluv(f): 10:32am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Corrective major slap |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Ndyoo(m): 10:32am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Types of slap indeed... |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by jayseehe(m): 10:32am On Jul 29, 2014 |
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Re: 12 Types Of Slap by woky: 10:33am On Jul 29, 2014 |
That "take away slap" can't fit happen to me.. If you give I give you |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by CHIM0Z: 10:34am On Jul 29, 2014 |
I don't think this is front page worthy, we have better threads that would have substance to the front page. |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by overhypedsteve(m): 10:34am On Jul 29, 2014 |
xkobans: My dreams and hope for a better Nigeria. A country where hardwork is rewarded, a country where corruption, nepotism, tribalism, favouritism and unfair advantages are void of. A country where that young child wakes up in the creeks of the least developed regions in the southwest or northwest and has hopes for a better future. A country where the true value of humanity is respected. A country where your religion isn't used as a tool for destruction of human lives and deterioration of an already endangered resources. A country where a progressive Nigerian state is prioritised over selfishness and greedy personal interest.a country were you can be slapped for derailing a thread. 7 Likes |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by tigonana: 10:34am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Just passing by. |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by radiorebel(m): 10:35am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Stars slap:dis slap automatically make U drunk and see stars on ur head runnin' n fallin' |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by femi4: 10:35am On Jul 29, 2014 |
CONFESSION SLAP 1 Like |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by VitoCorleone: 10:35am On Jul 29, 2014 |
My Favourite DEAF JAM 1 Like |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Nelrulez(m): 10:35am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Whooze- dis is the type of slap that formats d brain without notification. 1 Like |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Jerrick(m): 10:36am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Nairaland slap When you receive this kind of slap, you'll come straight to Nairaland to open useless thread just as the Op has done. 1 Like |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by dont8(m): 10:37am On Jul 29, 2014 |
SHIFT-DELETE SLAP: Slap that makes u forget instantly what u were doing... u find yourself asking questions like "What did I do?" 1 Like |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by olasmith10(m): 10:38am On Jul 29, 2014 |
my mum gave me the FORMATING slap on August 14, 2008..it took me 15mins to remember weather, climatic condition, and d time of d day.. cos when I went outside I said to my self ( irole tiee laa wa ) meaning so Na evening we deh 6 Likes |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Elle780(f): 10:38am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Kiri kiri star |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by ademoladeji(m): 10:40am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Bantino: HahahahaaaaaFactorial Slap: giving a slap like an upper cut |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Godfullsam(m): 10:40am On Jul 29, 2014 |
DIARIS GOD SLAP : d kind of slap u receive from a bad military officer. You will not be able to retaliate but only walking away bearing in mind that DIARIS GOD OH 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by huptin(m): 10:40am On Jul 29, 2014 |
overhypedsteve: I remember the one way them slap one of my guy for eye, after two weeks the guy still dey ask me say why everywere dey red. Boyyyyy, I fear that kain slap oooo. After 2 weeks the person never well? |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Nobody: 10:41am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Bantino: Hahahahaaaaalol. Mehn this is hilarious. |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by ichidodo: 10:41am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Flying Slap,Atomic Slap,Drive-by Slap.....Overhead Slap....Fat Black-Yorobar-Woman-Slap 'that type that you to have hunch over to recieve on your back' -the pain can be maddening... |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by elguaje(m): 10:42am On Jul 29, 2014 |
@OP and is that why we're here |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by moscobabs(m): 10:43am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing In Nigeria Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. -IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! -The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. -IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. --ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pant with ABARA being the worst... -An advanced form of IGBAJU, is IGBAJU OLOYI!!!. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once! OH! -IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). God bless our parents for the good upbringing... 1 Like |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Odunharry(m): 10:43am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Igbati-if ur mother give u ds kind slap,u go dumb IFOTI will make u confess your sins on the spot. |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Nobody: 10:44am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Jerrick: Nairaland slap |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by dont8(m): 10:45am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Guy: Did you just slapped me? Me: No, she just caressed your cheekbone! [img]http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608046942754506005&pid=1.7[/img] 2 Likes |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by jericco1(m): 10:45am On Jul 29, 2014 |
dïck slap |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by omenka(m): 10:45am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Double post. Next. |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by olumaxi(m): 10:47am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Surprise slap....this is a kind of slap that wil make d reciever to lookup and down simultaneously in tryin to figure-out who/where,what went wrong? 1 Like |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by ojeffo: 10:48am On Jul 29, 2014 |
CharlieMaria: Ftc things."Gives him FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP" |
Re: 12 Types Of Slap by Nobody: 10:49am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Funny comments. Nairaland slap indeed |
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