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Sex slap

Corrective major slap

Types of slap indeed...

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That "take away slap" can't fit happen to me.. If you give I give you

I don't think this is front page worthy, we have better threads that would have substance to the front page.

xkobans: My dreams and hope for a better Nigeria. A country where hardwork is rewarded, a country where corruption, nepotism, tribalism, favouritism and unfair advantages are void of. A country where that young child wakes up in the creeks of the least developed regions in the southwest or northwest and has hopes for a better future. A country where the true value of humanity is respected. A country where your religion isn't used as a tool for destruction of human lives and deterioration of an already endangered resources. A country where a progressive Nigerian state is prioritised over selfishness and greedy personal interest.
We are Nigerians and we can make it work. I know it's a long shot and may even seem impossible and risky. Keep believing. Keep doing the right thing. Be proud of who you are.

a country were you can be slapped for derailing a thread.

Just passing by.

Stars slap:dis slap automatically make U drunk and see stars on ur head runnin' n fallin'

CONFESSION SLAP

My Favourite

DEAF JAM

Whooze- dis is the type of slap that formats d brain without notification.

Nairaland slap

When you receive this kind of slap, you'll come straight to Nairaland to open useless thread just as the Op has done.

my mum gave me the FORMATING slap on August 14, 2008..it took me 15mins to remember weather, climatic condition, and d time of d day.. cos when I went outside I said to my self ( irole tiee laa wa )
meaning so Na evening we deh

Kiri kiri star

Bantino: Hahahahaaaaa

TYPES OF SLAPS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.



2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol.



3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What did I do?"



4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!



5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely.



6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"



7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not, you start blushing.



8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.



9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc



10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.



11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return
the slap immediately...



12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on
your clothe.

Share the kind of slap you've received before

Factorial Slap: giving a slap like an upper cut

DIARIS GOD SLAP : d kind of slap u receive from a bad military officer. You will not be able to retaliate but only walking away bearing in mind that DIARIS GOD OH

overhypedsteve: I remember the one way them slap one of my guy for eye, after two weeks the guy still dey ask me say why everywere dey red.

Boyyyyy, I fear that kain slap oooo. After 2 weeks the person never well?

Bantino: Hahahahaaaaa

TYPES OF SLAPS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.



2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol.



3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What did I do?"



4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!



5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely.



6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"



7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not, you start blushing.



8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.



9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc



10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.



11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return
the slap immediately...



12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on
your clothe.

Share the kind of slap you've received before

lol. Mehn this is hilarious.

@OP and is that why we're here

Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing In Nigeria

Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were adopted.

-IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!

-The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

-IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

--ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pant with ABARA being the worst...

-An advanced form of IGBAJU, is IGBAJU OLOYI!!!. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once! OH!

-IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).

God bless our parents for the good upbringing...

Igbati-if ur mother give u ds kind slap,u go dumb

IFOTI will make u confess your sins on the spot.

Jerrick: Nairaland slap

When you receive this kind of slap, you'll come straight to Nairaland to open useless thread just as the Op has done.

Guy: Did you just slapped me?

Me: No, she just caressed your cheekbone!


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Double post.

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Surprise slap....this is a kind of slap that wil make d reciever to lookup and down simultaneously in tryin to figure-out who/where,what went wrong?

CharlieMaria: Ftc things.

Dancing on top transformer.

"Gives him FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP"

Funny comments. Nairaland slap indeed