GAZZUZZ: Nairaland is becoming a joke.

alentyno:
So you want to celebrate by committing suicide?
Transformer ke?

Ezibless: what did you do to deserve that slap? #just wondering

olasmith10: my mum gave me the FORMATING slap on August 14, 2008..it took me 15mins to remember weather, climatic condition, and d time of d day.. cos when I went outside I said to my self ( irole tiee laa wa )
meaning so Na evening we deh

Olucheye: Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps.

These slaps will make you think you were adopted or bought with a price.

IGBATI (Face Slap) : this will make you correct your wrong immediately!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

IGBAJUN (Same As Ifoti & Igbati) , IGBARUN & IFORUN (Neck Slap) will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

ILADI (Buttock Slap): will make you pee in your new pants!

Now ABARA (Random Back Slap): this is the worst of it all because it comes randomly on you, anywhere on back.

And apart from IGBAJU, we have a more advanced one which is;

IGBAJU OLOYI (Cheek slap that turns you 360°, it makes you see stars). When you receive this one, you will lose balance and your head will go into auto-search as you will be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once. You will even confess what you never did. Also, it can reset one to 3D (Deaf, Daft and Dumb).


With Love From Oduduwa Nation.

tsolz84: Shoutout to my mum!she can produce the best range of slaps in the world..also shoutout to the nigerian army;slapping and causing partial deafness to civilians since 1900..one army colonel slap me last year;i didnt feel the pain till 10pm that night;as i was sleeping i felt one sharp pain for my eardrum..my ear just dey whistle..na so i shout jump up!beware of those guys ooo..

ogaofficer: bros nor vex o o, are you saying that was d last time your brain was formatted If yes, definitely the 4matin your mum carried out on you came with an ANTIVIRUS A real mother.






Op, i beg add førmatting slap service pack 3.. . . . .yoruba motherz i tuale. My mum is an agent of IGBATI OLOYI.

alentyno: Lawd! Frontpage after 3 comments? And for this joke of a topic? Guys how am I not sure nairaland has been systematically hacked lately or a coup on the mods has been carried out
Smh

tsolz84: I broke traffic laws..and the army officails were controlling the traffic flow..i see stars that day..chaii

ALIEN2000: NEW YEAR GIFT SLAP...!!!!!.....
The Slap dat can put D WHOLE Nigeria on PAUSE MODE....
When Petrol turn ;;(140 From 65........mstchew...

Ezibless: Ouch! u learnt d hard way....ndo o? Lol

chux76:

MY BELLY ACHES OOOOOO....Can't forget the ABARA slap..mennnnn this slap can make u go scrambling into the nearest hole..no matter how small the hole is...scratching your back @ d same time..and the PAIN CEASES to stop...My Gosh...
I'm laughing hysterically now.

pamcode: bros abeg carry ur bad belle comot 4 dis thread if u no hapi transformer dey to hug or make u go buy strong rope idiot

Dygeasy: THIS IS ALL I HAVE SLAP: When someone gives you this type of slap on your street around 8pm, you drop your phone, money and everything on you. You go still dey beg make the 'slapper' no vex say you no too get much at that moment.