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TYPES OF SLAPS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.



2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol.



3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What did I do?"



4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!



5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely.



6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"



7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not, you start blushing.



8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.



9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc



10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.



11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return
the slap immediately...



12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on
your clothe.

Share the kind of slap you've received before

13. CONFESSION SLAP: No matter what once you receive this. Everything thing you say becomes true. Yemi alade needs to gv johnny one of this

Igbati Oloyi - resetting children to default since 1600....

BLOODY SLAP:This is the type of slap when someone slaps you and you check to see if that place is bleeding.

Wat of multiple slaps

nollywood uses the rhetorical slap. desmond will slap mercy j. she will now ask' you slapped me?' (no, i tapped your face) desmond will now say' and i will do it again' ha nigerians.

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have ever received a rainbow slap before? this kind of slap is directly @ your 2 eyes, when you received it first you will be seeing everything black and later when you are regaining your vision you will be seeing different types of colour yellow, brown, blue, pink and all the colours that never existed. just pray you don't receive it o.

stammering slap: this type of slap is usually Hot, with a loud sound. its leaves the hand of the person on yr face and den finally makes u stammer. Eg: wha..wha... di..di..did i do.

I have had a couple of these slaps personally but the stand-out experience remains the 360degrees/wiiiiin/formatting type of slap.

A retired mopol was dishing out slaps to my classmates in Junior School and when it got to my turn, the only thing I could hear after the first lash was ....weeeeeeen like an evening NTA transmission in the 90s.

By the third, I was lost in translation nearing drowsiness and when he got to the last slap, that was it. My ears rang for weeks I tell you: sleep was a mighty challenge back then and his fingers remained imprinted on my face (cheek and neck) for a while.

Na that day I know say slap fit kii pesin o! No be joke.

doroslaps-when u slap someone and yhu shout doro please or dorosorry\
banana slap
backyard slap-when u slap with the yur backhand

Nice slap

Bantino: Hahahahaaaaa

TYPES OF SLAPS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your
face and walk away.



2. RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in
your brain like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing Christmas Carol.



3. FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,"What did I do?"



4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!



5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth opened widely.



6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply. Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"



7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and hether it's painful or not, you start blushing.



8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face
when given to you; the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference.



9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's
given to you all of a sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc



10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the birds will be flying all around you.



11. RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type of slap when someone slaps you and you return
the slap immediately...



12. MILITARY/BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on
your clothe.

Share the kind of slap you've received before

RUN-AWAY SLAP: if them give u dis slap na run u go run
SILENCE SLAP: the kind of slap that makes a child cry out heavily but no voice or sound comes out
OFF-SIDE SLAP: the kind of slap u receive when u defend or block your right cheek and the slap hits your left cheek

benuejosh: dialing MTN, for those who have tested a police cell can explain better

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random access memory slap ; deletes and restores random memory after slap

servicing slap : used on people with a shiny mirror head. The person feels a sharp hornet sting in the shiny head

LOL.. BOKO HARAM SLAP