Sunkyphil:
dnt worry she is coming back to u,stop texting or calling her for like a week and c wat happens

SpaceGoat: hmm tank. but if am honey?

Sunkyphil:
try b29

SpaceGoat: my crush !!

SpaceGoat: hmm tank. but if am honey?

mz mariah: Is she your crush? I tot she's your girlfriend.

SpaceGoat: you are my crush

yeyenatu:
Mouth Action no dey una dictionary? No be to release load? Omo, I tire for you ooo. You go disrespect her parents house like da and you think say repercussion no go dey?

Btw, I know you ooo!

mz mariah: SpaceGoat I feel its wrong to even think of making love to your girlfriend under her parent's roof, I bow for you o na you talk say for you house una dey do am so if you no do am the one night wey una spend her her parent house will you die ni? you even stormed out of the house and her mum overheard everything which means you were screaming at the top of your voice if not how her mama go take hear?

Na you dey at fault for this one so do the needful.

Happy Sunday.

SpaceGoat: see my message above the two message above this message.. *brushing*

SpaceGoat: but she is not calling again now. what am i to do?

or3gon: if u call does she pick ur calls? if yes, still keep ur cool & be nice 2 her. if na no, still dey give am time make her anger cool down

SpaceGoat: she pick my call ones and " dont call me again o " . im so depressed now please advice . tank

or3gon: guy u love dis babe die? this 1 that u r depressed no b go sign. (hmm, no b every1 go gree with wetin i go tell u now) c if u really do have feelings 4 her, i mean love her & u really want to have a future with this babe, go see her & apologize. (i dey assume say she too love u O!) if u wan do so, just dey prepare ur mind anything fit happen. just dey nice no argue with am.

SpaceGoat: what if her mummi arrest me?

or3gon: why? hmm, then make sure say she no dey around

SpaceGoat: she wont pick my call how am i to know when shes not hme?

or3gon: guy no fall my hand, u b sharp guy naw. she no get friends wey u fit give u info about d mama? haba!!!

SpaceGoat: you see! thats the problem, i tell her everytime pleas tell me your friends she always reject see now!

or3gon: guy no fall my hand, u b sharp guy naw. she no get friends wey u fit give u info about d mama? haba!!!

Boss you get time o

naijaboiy:

Boss you get time o

SpaceGoat: tank you o my sister and i tell her o" i say people are doing mouth action o! she know o' she say no o it is dirty , i say no it not she say it is i said it n ot she said yes it is i said okay

SpaceGoat: what if her mummi arrest me?

yeyenatu:

Smh. Why you no go tie am rope na? Or pour cold water on it.

ave an escape plan handy.

Ayoolajumoke: kinda dumb.

nairalife2013: I brought a virgin girl home wen i was in highsch. In d heat of d strugle of trying to gain entry into her, my mum banged furiously at my door and pleaded wid us to be decent a bit as our turmoil was embarasing to d bewildered outside public. D evening was quiet and , unknown to us our voices and desperate strugles was echoeing in d neighbourhood. I forcefully did her and, she left. I still recall d blood i saw on my bsheet. Her blood dat showd us both she was no longer who she was. She went home. In her departure i couldt read her face to know what was on her mind. There was no expression there to read. She was easy and blank and speechless.she Didnt call for weeks. She rejected my calls. After more weeks had passed, she came unannounced to my house! ...She was to become d most caring and d most affectionate of all d girls i had. Loving me so much; always crying and writing letters and poems and tales about our love and d much pains and very plenty tears and d few joys of being in love with a man wid a feelingless heart. I am married to some1 else now. She never knew, but i was cut for a lady wid a fair skin wid big bossoms. She is married now to a medical doc. Even till now after her marriage, anytime our paths crosses, i still see a tear or two in her eyes. She told me i live in her brains. D worst place, according to her, for love to live, cos those dat hav it in the heart easily jettison it. I pity those who are mocking yur post. Pls forgiv thier narrowmindedness. They dont know what life is. Just b patient if u love her. Sometimes u never can tell. Love, i mean real love can make a victim weak, speechless, mesmerised and utterly dazed sometimes. Time will tell. Dont abandon her. Do d best u can. Dis may be yur foundation. But if atlast it is not, move on. Be flexible as a gentleman. Leave rigidity for d ladies and dudes wid lady's heart.

nairalife2013: I brought a virgin girl home wen i was in highsch. In d heat of d strugle of trying to gain entry into her, my mum banged furiously at my door and pleaded wid us to be decent a bit as our turmoil was embarasing to d bewildered outside public. D evening was quiet and , unknown to us our voices and desperate strugles was echoeing in d neighbourhood. I forcefully did her and, she left. I still recall d blood i saw on my bsheet. Her blood dat showd us both she was no longer who she was. She went home. In her departure i couldt read her face to know what was on her mind. There was no expression there to read. She was easy and blank and speechless.she Didnt call for weeks. She rejected my calls. After more weeks had passed, she came unannounced to my house! ...She was to become d most caring and d most affectionate of all d girls i had. Loving me so much; always crying and writing letters and poems and tales about our love and d much pains and very plenty tears and d few joys of being in love with a man wid a feelingless heart. I am married to some1 else now. She never knew, but i was cut for a lady wid a fair skin wid big bossoms. She is married now to a medical doc. Even till now after her marriage, anytime our paths crosses, i still see a tear or two in her eyes. She told me i live in her brains. D worst place, according to her, for love to live, cos those dat hav it in the heart easily jettison it. I pity those who are mocking yur post. Pls forgiv thier narrowmindedness. They dont know what life is. Just b patient if u love her. Sometimes u never can tell. Love, i mean real love can make a victim weak, speechless, mesmerised and utterly dazed sometimes. Time will tell. Dont abandon her. Do d best u can. Dis may be yur foundation. But if atlast it is not, move on. Be flexible as a gentleman. Leave rigidity for d ladies and dudes wid lady's heart.

dBard:

So u raped an impressionable young girl with utter disregard t ur guardians n neighbours next door n peeps r supposed t pick up lessons from it



O.k. ....

Don't know wat am doing awake anyway..**turns page**