Truckpusher: Nah!
That's not true, You already said no .Why are you now bent on destroying my prospect? .....could that be some kind of jealousy?

Caracta:

By all means, carry on.

okpara ugo: I don't follow rules when toasting a girl.

"Hello" will do.

All these copy and paste 'ish..

I don't send a text until after you have visited me for the first time..

Chatting makes things easier.

You will start seeing my texts when I start castigating you if you phuck up.

What you will hear her saying is, " I don't like the way you talk to me ".

Me:, "I have not even started".

Girls like harsh guys oo...

Ohwhy:

You harsh, I drop you like kilode! Warris that

Ohwhy:

You harsh, I drop you like kilode! Warris that

Anacksunamun: OP, Spanelli? Are you talking about Nigerians? Woo a Nigerian girl with those lines/guidelines, and end up wasting your time. What works in abroad, doesn't necessarily work here. They're no special ways or killer texts to woo a lady. Flow with the tide, simple.

okpara ugo:

Story.

Akuko.

A man who is assignment to a woman is who she will respect.

Mondisweets: These ones will not work at all, try these tips;


1. 68990127890466 i know you use airtel
2. What is you account number?
3. Where do you want me to take you for shopping tomorrow?

This is how you get a babe's attention faster

dtito: The very first text that you send
a girl has to create some sort of connection with her.

It's important to get the first text right, so don't screw it up!
I will give you three tips on what to include in that first
message...

*Tip One: Start off by mentioning something about the
first time you met, like something she said or did.

You have to keep it short, playful and fun, and the text has got
to be something that will connect to her emotions. It's simpler
to illustrate this with an example, so here we go...

Let's say if you have just met this wonderful girl at a Friday
night party and she gave you her phone number. Let's just say
that at the party, she might have mentioned a great spa at her
condo. You could use this opening, so she can relate and reply.
You can then text her the following day with something like:

YOU: "Hi, I'm gonna relax at that spa of yours in a bit. I
guess you could join, too."

HER: "Aw man. I'm not free today. Gotta work. Maybe some
other time?"

She might not be free on Saturdays. Don't fret! Instead, just
tease her a bit with this line:

YOU: "I knew I could rely on your trust account to survive.
Guess I'll have to enjoy your spa alone, then."

HER: "Haha. You're missing out on a great back massage,
though."

You'll see that she is teasing you, too - and this is a great
sign of interest. At this point, keep flirting.

YOU: "Your hands were far too delicate to give great
massages. I'll need to look at them a little more closely
when I see you next."

HER: "So, what will you be up to tomorrow night?"

Now, you can either accept that invite or continue playing some
hard-to-get (the latter of which is usually better) and ask her
to meet up at your usual hang out spot. Say:

YOU: "Not free tomorrow, but on Tuesdays, I normally go to
Spinelli's at 6 after work. You're free to see me there so I can
look at those masseuse hands."

HER: "Haha, alright. See U there."

Now, remember, the first tip is to text her in a couple of hours,
the following day or even in a few days, provided you keep your
text flirty, short and fun.

*Tip Two: When sending that first text, you might not get a
reply straight away but DO NOT worry about it.

She might just be busy. After all, exciting and fun girls lead busy
lives. So, never send a second text just because you didn't hear
back from her straight away.

Try your luck again a bit later, the following day or even the
following week. What happens is in your control.

* Tip Three: After getting a text back from that hottie, there
is no need to reply straight away.

Wait for around ten minutes. This will show her that you have
a busy life, too, and that she will need to work hard to keep
your attention. After texting each other to and fro, you can start
replying faster

RedBenson:

My worry is that you cant differentiate btwn "message" and "massage".

dtito:
very funny since u could decipher...why dont u carry on

Mondisweets: i did

RedBenson:

Not my duty. Only pointed out the mistakes.

dtito:
ok...buh dont u know exposing ur broders flaw is a sin

dtito:
ok...buh dont u know exposing ur broders flaw is a sin

RedBenson:

Sorry about that but it seems u were running in the bush when classes were going on in during your Pri./Sec and perhaps Uni. Days and this is the result of it. What are u going to do now? Starts from Primary school again?

Sorry about that but it seems u were running in the bush when classes were going on in during your Pri./Sec and perhaps Uni. Days and this is the result of it. What are u going to do now? Starts from Primary school again?

dtito:
lolz...start dictation and spelling

RedBenson:

That will really help u. When are u gonna start?

dtito: The very first text that you send
a girl has to create some sort of connection with her.

It's important to get the first text right, so don't screw it up!
I will give you three tips on what to include in that first
message...

*Tip One: Start off by mentioning something about the
first time you met, like something she said or did.

You have to keep it short, playful and fun, and the text has got
to be something that will connect to her emotions. It's simpler
to illustrate this with an example, so here we go...

Let's say if you have just met this wonderful girl at a Friday
night party and she gave you her phone number. Let's just say
that at the party, she might have mentioned a great spa at her
condo. You could use this opening, so she can relate and reply.
You can then text her the following day with something like:

YOU: "Hi, I'm gonna relax at that spa of yours in a bit. I
guess you could join, too."

HER: "Aw man. I'm not free today. Gotta work. Maybe some
other time?"

She might not be free on Saturdays. Don't fret! Instead, just
tease her a bit with this line:

YOU: "I knew I could rely on your trust account to survive.
Guess I'll have to enjoy your spa alone, then."

HER: "Haha. You're missing out on a great back massage,
though."

You'll see that she is teasing you, too - and this is a great
sign of interest. At this point, keep flirting.

YOU: "Your hands were far too delicate to give great
massages. I'll need to look at them a little more closely
when I see you next."

HER: "So, what will you be up to tomorrow night?"

Now, you can either accept that invite or continue playing some
hard-to-get (the latter of which is usually better) and ask her
to meet up at your usual hang out spot. Say:

YOU: "Not free tomorrow, but on Tuesdays, I normally go to
Spinelli's at 6 after work. You're free to see me there so I can
look at those masseuse hands."

HER: "Haha, alright. See U there."

Now, remember, the first tip is to text her in a couple of hours,
the following day or even in a few days, provided you keep your
text flirty, short and fun.

*Tip Two: When sending that first text, you might not get a
reply straight away but DO NOT worry about it.

She might just be busy. After all, exciting and fun girls lead busy
lives. So, never send a second text just because you didn't hear
back from her straight away.

Try your luck again a bit later, the following day or even the
following week. What happens is in your control.

* Tip Three: After getting a text back from that hottie, there
is no need to reply straight away.

Wait for around ten minutes. This will show her that you have
a busy life, too, and that she will need to work hard to keep
your attention. After texting each other to and fro, you can start
replying faster

masegodoris:

Copy copy cat. You are here quoting Love System Ultimate Text and phone technique by Braddock and Savoy

dtito:
The very first text that you send a girl has to create some sort of connection with her.
It's important to get the first text right, so don't screw it up! I will give you three tips on what to include in that first message...
*Tip One: Start off by mentioning something about the first time you met, like something she said or did.
You have to keep it short, playful and fun, and the text has got to be something that will connect to her emotions. It's simpler to illustrate this with an example, so here we go...
Let's say if you have just met this wonderful girl at a Friday night party and she gave you her phone number. Let's just say that at the party, she might have mentioned a great spa at her condo. You could use this opening, so she can relate and reply. You can then text her the following day with something like:
YOU: "Hi, I'm gonna relax at that spa of yours in a bit. I guess you could join, too."
HER: "Aw man. I'm not free today. Gotta work. Maybe some other time?"
She might not be free on Saturdays. Don't fret! Instead, just tease her a bit with this line:
YOU: "I knew I could rely on your trust account to survive. Guess I'll have to enjoy your spa alone, then."
HER: "Haha. You're missing out on a great back massage, though."
You'll see that she is teasing you, too - and this is a great sign of interest. At this point, keep flirting.
YOU: "Your hands were far too delicate to give great massages. I'll need to look at them a little more closely when I see you next."
HER: "So, what will you be up to tomorrow night?"
Now, you can either accept that invite or continue playing some hard-to-get (the latter of which is usually better) and ask her to meet up at your usual hang out spot. Say:
YOU: "Not free tomorrow, but on Tuesdays, I normally go to Spinelli's at 6 after work. You're free to see me there so I can look at those masseuse hands."
HER: "Haha, alright. See U there."
Now, remember, the first tip is to text her in a couple of hours, the following day or even in a few days, provided you keep your text flirty, short and fun.
*Tip Two: When sending that first text, you might not get a reply straight away but DO NOT worry about it.
She might just be busy. After all, exciting and fun girls lead busy lives. So, never send a second text just because you didn't hear back from her straight away.
Try your luck again a bit later, the following day or even the following week. What happens is in your control.
* Tip Three: After getting a text back from that hottie, there is no need to reply straight away.
Wait for around ten minutes. This will show her that you have a busy life, too, and that she will need to work hard to keep your attention. After texting each other to and fro, you can start replying faster

post=24396890:
This will work on secondary school leavers. . . Spa kor, Suya joint ni.