sod09: face ur front

na back u dy face b4

kayciano: The worst is dat ..some of our Ladies fart terribly and stare at d closest guy with demeanor...(AS IF na only GUYS dey MESS).
GUYS beware of those Ladies who cross dia LEGS..esp during weddings or seminars..because dey hav a higher likelihood of farting intermittently....

rotflmfsao

Xtarxhyne: na back u dy face b4

u sounded edible nd eatable on ur signature

sod09: u sounded edible nd eatable on ur signature

kai!dnt b a nawti boy

kayciano: The worst is dat ..some of our Ladies fart terribly and stare at d closest guy with demeanor...(AS IF na only GUYS dey MESS).
GUYS beware of those Ladies who cross dia LEGS..esp during weddings or seminars..because dey hav a higher likelihood of farting intermittently....

i love it when i fat...it feels gud

Xtarxhyne: kai!dnt b a nawti boy

yes ma

Xtarxhyne: i love it when i fat...it feels gud

whats dat smell....awww

nikkypearl: Lemme go ask my boyfriend wedr I dey lie
Brb

U Neva come back?

The stupid girl wey i dey date b4 tel me say she dey Unilorin (300l masscom) . Like two months later, i come ask am which course she get 4dat day. Na im d stupid girl tel me say Eco 104. I kept quiet, Number 2 , when i stil dey ask am abt her previous relatnshp, she tel me say , although, her ex b.f who was in d same dept wit her in unilorin has a ride and even got her a Fone(BB) 4her on her bday,but had to leave him cos he drinks and smoke. "Girl wey no pass ibadan" NUMBER 3, Girl wey no dey skul talk say her provision don finish,com tel me say make i send am money to buy provision .I told her i would set up a committee to look into her request . Lastly , On my way going home from work dis monday , na him i jam my girl friend 4my junction o o, chai, my head spark . See dis girl wey tel me say she dey class dis morning 4 unilorin ,wetin she dey do 4ma area on top bike. Immediately, i got home, i cald her and even had to push her legs, i went ahead asking her how her day has been. Hear wetin the stupid girl tel me, "Dear, we just finish our lecture 4d day ,and am on my way to d hostel' Guyz, i cant bliv dis girl fooled me 4 8months. But am happy today that with all dos excuses of i NEED phone, money , cloths , i never fell into her traps . In all, i told her d plain truth dat i saw her on a bike, and she was shocked,but she came up with one stupid tin. Hear am '' it was a mistake, please,am sorry'' .immediately, I GAVE HER WHAT SHE DESERVE ( RED CARD) . These Tuesday.she called me,and was begging me and even went to facebk profile pics and wrote dis msg " I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU COS YOU ALWAYS FILL MY HEART WITH JOY " , but i made her to know i aint going back to my vomit . PEACE TO YOU. IN SUMMARY, NIGERIAN LADIES DEY LIE DIE E E E E . Hope u guyz wil grab/manage my pidgin/English write up. Just take me so o .

Girls ehn, one of my skoro den I called her to come for a quickie wen she came she dressed like she's going to church I didn't bother asking, we sharply got down while doing it, someone called her to my greatest surprise baby told the caller am in a prayer session call me Back

Xtarxhyne: i'v neva lied..M as faithful as a dog

#I-don't-believe-it

sexylogan:

#I-don't-believe-it

lordraiden: She told mi she is a virgin,bt her bf always tell mi how she cry on bed while bleeping her

maybe he dey bleep her asshole

Xtarxhyne: I dnt knw aw 2 lie

hum!

Xtarxhyne: i'v neva lied..M as faithful as a dog

later

Xtarxhyne: We dnt lie,we jas love twistn and explainin words

i don't even know which one to believe self

dre11:
hum!


later



i don't even know which one to believe self

y is evrybdy fndn t hard 2 believe me

Lorlaahlozz: Abeg all of u park well jare...."girls can lie..girls can lie"...as if una guys no dey lie............Everybody(male or female) at one point or d order tells a lie for reasons best known 2 them.......so guy's if u know u've not told a lie 2 a lady before..then u can coment

i don coment now

Xtarxhyne: y is evrybdy fndn t hard 2 believe me

nobody is finding it hard to believe u.........

But the more u post...... the more confuse i am

dre11:

i don coment now

Hian!go jhur

Xtarxhyne: I dnt knw aw 2 lie

Ehn...ehn.. If I hear

dre11:


nobody is finding it hard to believe u.........

But the more u post...... the more confuse i am

hian...why

lanicky:

Ehn...ehn.. If I hear

u don hear

Xtarxhyne: u don hear

lol....if u lie blind person go see

Lorlaahlozz: Hian!go jhur

to where self

Xtarxhyne: hian...why

because u keep twisting ur words into trouble.

Don't lie
make excuse
twist words
......

dre11:


to where self



because u keep twisting ur words into trouble.

Don't lie
make excuse
twist words
......

ehn ehn nau

lanicky:

lol....if u lie blind person go see

kai jo

Xtarxhyne: kai jo

Hehehehe....
*whispers* Lorlaahlozz's lies can dry up 12 years issue of blood *don't tell her oo*

lanicky:

Hehehehe....
*whispers* Lorlaahlozz's lies can dry up 12 years issue of blood *don't tell her oo*

m nt surprisd o

Xtarxhyne: ehn ehn nau

guess u wanna say sometin.........
So am listening to u

dre11:



guess u wanna say sometin.........
So am listening to u

lemme

lanicky:

Hehehehe....
*whispers* Lorlaahlozz's lies can dry up 12 years issue of blood *don't tell her oo*

Hmmmm So dis is Hw u go about gossiping from house to house without having a recourse that ur children at home is hungry

Not to worry I'll tell sucobaba for u

kingphilip:
Hmmmm So dis is Hw u go about gossiping from house to house without having a recourse that ur children at home is hungry

Not to worry I'll tell sucobaba for u

Hehehehe....they've eaten their breakfast already..
Btw....go back to where u're coming from....diares no food for a lazy a.s.s like urs

Xtarxhyne: lemme

ur friend lanicky has passed the information i needed

So, ure free to go if u like