UchihaMadara:

Come to think of it, you are correct.

it's not a competition, it's just a fact.

best comeback i've seen in a while

bb6xt:
I have never been with any other man since I met you.
.

Omo, number one lie girls tell......since lyk 1800

dre11:


u mean that his phase has expired
so, who phase is it now

Nobody

dre11:

...... *singing no woman no cry*

ur voice won make me cry sef.

Xtarxhyne: I dnt knw aw 2 lie

really?

jsunex: really?

yes

*I've neva had sex *....whereas she's on d way in away mode to get the super gear...

Plz someone should help n suggest a caption to use on a graduation polo/tshirts...
The department iz Health Education

desire7:


ur voice won make me cry sef.

abeg take this one make u cry inside and tell the maid to empty it when u fill it with ur tears

Xtarxhyne: Nobody

so,
guys can start to send application to this hotline

Women lie, Men lie.....

Altho sha, sum girls dey lie.. Especially d ''location lie''..

Icudkill:

best comeback i've seen in a while

Mehn dude killed it!

Xtarxhyne: yes

Let me pretend i bliv u

dre11:


so,
guys can start to send application to this hotline

No

Xtarxhyne: hmmmm...Old tins passd away

:oNa xo
We go meet 4 house na, no worry

kingphilip:
Dat guy for every thread Na So him de take book space o

the guy is a domestic animal

jsunex:


Let me pretend i bliv u

Let me pretend i ddnt c dz

Xtarxhyne: No

say to mah face like u mean it

KelvinGraphics:
:oNa xo
We go meet 4 house na, no worry

...Kini

dre11:


say to mah face like u mean it

N O

dre11:


abeg take this one make u cry inside and tell the maid to empty it when u fill it with ur tears

Would rather nt listen to your coarse voice................. You seems to be good at making ladies cry too.

Xtarxhyne: Let me pretend i ddnt c dz

desire7:
Would rather nt listen to your coarse voice................. You seems to be good at making ladies cry too.

u mean cry for joy......... thats mah speciality

Xtarxhyne: N O

and u have to write it seperately because u are not sure of what u want

UchihaMadara:

Womens betrayal goes back all the way to Eve.

Now try to top that!

We talking bout lies here...not betrayal. Eve never lied now did she? Abi Ur bible na okirika?

jsunex:

dre11:



and u have to write it seperately because u are not sure of what u want

NO

dre11:


u mean cry for joy......... thats mah speciality

Another lie...............men can lie!

Creamish:

We talking bout lies here...not betrayal. Eve never lied now did she? Abi Ur bible na okirika?

she no lie Jare.................tell dem.

desire7:

Another lie...............men can lie!

after women ......

Xtarxhyne: NO

After how many trials......
Abeg, make sure u eat well for 2morrow journey

dre11:


After how many trials......
Abeg, make sure u eat well for 2morrow journey

whre are we going