Tinnasmile:


HaOº°˚ha ˚°haºoo.ha Oº°˚ha˚°ºoo. Oº°˚haha˚°haºoo
Don't feel jealous,if u nid an offshore job,all u nid do is pm me n I might talk 2 my hubby 4 u.
Ode oshe

aunty no vex. Make I pm for you for the offshore job?

RedBenson:

Why we no go para when most Nigerian ladies can be so annoying? They do almost nothing and yet expect to marry a rich dude. From where? Most ladies dump guys or refuse to date guys cos of thier present financial level, if later they hear that God has visited the same guy, they begin flash, call and be sending some undescribable text messages and full ur phone. Why do they always want to reap where they did not sow?

See this scenario is not only 4 Nigerian babe's alone.if u hv not make it,believe me even ur parent wil only b calin u once a month to tell u dey ar prayin 4 u to hama while they wil b calin ur oda siblings who hs made it3 times a day just to hear der voice.ur male friend gon wil forsake u.d only ppl u wil see ar ur fellow hustling friends.

My dear as u can see dat it's nt we d Nigerian babe's fault.we were created by default that way.

crudedude:

aunty no vex. Make I pm for you for the offshore job?

HaOº°˚ha ˚°haºoo.ha Oº°˚ha˚°ºoo. Oº°˚haha˚°haºoo

RedBenson:

Why we no go para when most Nigerian ladies can be so annoying? They do almost nothing and yet expect to marry a rich dude. From where? Most ladies dump guys or refuse to date guys cos of thier present financial level, if later they hear that God has visited the same guy, they begin flash, call and be sending some undescribable text messages and full ur phone. Why do they always want to reap where they did not sow?

Why una dey tackle each other na!? we are here to discuss offshore and not tackling please

salamso96:

Why una dey tackle each other na!? we are here to discuss offshore and not tackling please

Tell am

Tinnasmile:

See this scenario is not only 4 Nigerian babe's alone.if u hv not make it,believe me even ur parent wil only b calin u once a month to tell u dey ar prayin 4 u to hama while they wil b calin ur oda siblings who hs made it3 times a day just to hear der voice.ur male friend gon wil forsake u.d only ppl u wil see ar ur fellow hustling friends.

My dear as u can see dat it's nt we d Nigerian babe's fault.we were created by default that way.

Ok, let's not derail the thread. So how abt d guy wey ask weda him fit PM u make u help talk to ur hubby for offshore work? U go help am?

Tinnasmile:

HaOº°˚ha ˚°haºoo.ha Oº°˚ha˚°ºoo. Oº°˚haha˚°haºoo

Why u dey laff d guy naw? U see wetin we dey talk?

RedBenson:

Ok, let's not derail the thread. So how abt d guy wey ask weda him fit PM u make u help talk to ur hubby for offshore work? U go help am?

He is just a level 3 rope access personnel so as hs boss,make u help am


Don't derail the thread jor.

* bak to topic
From stories am told,life in offshore is sweet n it makes them lazy wen they get bak home since they do everytin 4 them apart from der work.

so no help?

Tinnasmile:

He is just a level 3 rope access personnel so as hs boss,make u help am


Don't derail the thread jor.

* bak to topic
From stories am told,life in offshore is sweet n it makes them lazy wen they get bak home since they do everytin 4 them apart from der work.

Hmmmm, just talk say u no wan help d guy. If ur hubby no get strength for employment, talk to am make him talk to person wey go help talk to another person wey get strength for employment. As such, b4 u know, d dude go get offshore work as him dream job. Dont forget, we need to help one another and also do not forget women have power to make things happen. The best venue to talk to him abt this is in bedroom during d do. He'll yield to every request right there.

RedBenson:

Hmmmm, just talk say u no wan help d guy. If ur hubby no get strength for employment, talk to am make him talk to person wey go help talk to another person wey get strength for employment. As such, b4 u know, d dude go get offshore work as him dream job. Dont forget, we need to help one another and also do not forget women have power to make things happen. The best venue to talk to him abt this is in bedroom during d do. He'll yield to every request right there.

HaOº°˚ha ˚°haºoo.ha Oº°˚ha˚°ºoo. Oº°˚haha˚°haºoo u ar funny.ok make d guy pm me make I ff ur style see mayb e go work.

Tinnasmile:

HaOº°˚ha ˚°haºoo.ha Oº°˚ha˚°ºoo. Oº°˚haha˚°haºoo u ar funny.ok make d guy pm me make I ff ur style see mayb e go work.

As u dey do d do,help me beg am for me tooo. I go pM u NW

Tinnasmile:

HaOº°˚ha ˚°haºoo.ha Oº°˚ha˚°ºoo. Oº°˚haha˚°haºoo u ar funny.ok make d guy pm me make I ff ur style see mayb e go work.

Nna ur house fine ooooO

Everybody want to be an offshore oil rig worker,BUT its not for everybody only for those who can take and call the shot

Tinnasmile:

HaOº°˚ha ˚°haºoo.ha Oº°˚ha˚°ºoo. Oº°˚haha˚°haºoo u ar funny.ok make d guy pm me make I ff ur style see mayb e go work.

Shea him don pm u? Abeg play ur role well o. Dont forget the right venue is in bedroom. Infact make i gist u exactly on how to do it. When u wan talk am, make sure u first make him satisfied to the core. Handle am d way u never handle am before. Give am him favourite style and make him sweat while moaning untop his voice. I no need talk everything cos u don already know wetin i mean. At this point, i can assure u it'll work. I am a man so i know what i am saying. #BeHappy

RedBenson:

Shea him don pm u? Abeg play ur role well o. Dont forget the right venue is in bedroom. Infact make i gist u exactly on how to do it. When u wan talk am, make sure u first make him satisfied to the core. Handle am d way u never handle am before. Give am him favourite style and make him sweat while moaning untop his voice. I no need talk everything cos u don already know wetin i mean. At this point, i can assure u it'll work. I am a man so i know what i am saying. #BeHappy

.

bros take it sofiri sofiri

crudedude: .

bros take it sofiri sofiri

all for ur sake. Na because of u i dey do all dis.

RedBenson:

all for ur sake. Na because of u i dey do all dis.

Thanks.

crudedude:

Thanks.

U welcome!

RedBenson:

Shea him don pm u? Abeg play ur role well o. Dont forget the right venue is in bedroom. Infact make i gist u exactly on how to do it. When u wan talk am, make sure u first make him satisfied to the core. Handle am d way u never handle am before. Give am him favourite style and make him sweat while moaning untop his voice. I no need talk everything cos u don already know wetin i mean. At this point, i can assure u it'll work. I am a man so i know what i am saying. #BeHappy

Lol u no serious

Tinnasmile:

Lol u no serious

I am serious. Pls do and help d dude. Him fit come marry woman from ur family 2moro. U know say what goes around, comes around.

Tinnasmile:

He is just a level 3 rope access personnel so as hs boss,make u help am


Don't derail the thread jor.

* bak to topic
From stories am told,life in offshore is sweet n it makes them lazy wen they get bak home since they do everytin 4 them apart from der work.

I would disagree with that. U can get someone to do everything for you in your house.

Offshore life is definitely NOT sweet. Its too confined and regimented. The work is tasking and sometimes monotonous. A lot of planning is needed to complete activities and depending on your location a small delay can set you back a lot of money which you have to justify to your bosses. At the end of your tour, you are most likely to mentally and physically exhausted.

But then again I notice that there is a difference between the junior and senior staff in viewing rig/location site. My colleagues always come in looking forward to crew change and the rig/junior contractor staff come in with a mind to enjoy what they can get.

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babestell:

I would disagree with that. U can get someone to do everything for you in your house.

Offshore life is definitely NOT sweet. Its too confined and regimented. The work is tasking and sometimes monotonous. A lot of planning is needed to complete activities and depending on your location a small delay can set you back a lot of money which you have to justify to your bosses. At the end of your tour, you are most likely to mentally and physically exhausted.

But then again I notice that there is a difference between the junior and senior staff in viewing rig/location site. My colleagues always come in looking forward to crew change and the rig/junior contractor staff come in with a mind to enjoy what they can get.

Am not disputing d fact dat ther work is stressful cos my hubby do say dat if u consider how stressful der work is,u wont gv anybody ur money.outside der job,offshore is sweet 4rm wat am told.

Tinnasmile:

Am not disputing d fact dat ther work is stressful cos my hubby do say dat if u consider how stressful der work is,u wont gv anybody ur money.outside der job,offshore is sweet 4rm wat am told.

That is what am saying, offshore is mostly about work, work and rest between work. Unless sweet is the fact that there is unlimited food or that cabin bois clean your room and wash your clothes. Just be unlucky to have a room mate with bad hygiene ethics and your whole tour is ruined. Or is it when night crew is sleeping their deserved rest and safety man sets off that terribly loud alarm for drill. Damn some of those alarms just shock you out of sleep.

Your husband is really trying as in really trying and there is nothing sweet about what he does. Just be glad you have a man who is ready to work his ass off for his family

babestell:

That is what am saying, offshore is mostly about work, work and rest between work. Unless sweet is the fact that there is unlimited food or that cabin bois clean your room and wash your clothes. Just be unlucky to have a room mate with bad hygiene ethics and your whole tour is ruined. Or is it when night crew is sleeping their deserved rest and safety man sets off that terribly loud alarm for drill. Damn some of those alarms just shock you out of sleep.

Your husband is really trying as in really trying and there is nothing sweet about what he does. Just be glad you have a man who is ready to work his ass off for his family

Am sure if u go through all my post,der was neva a time I said I hav been der b4.all my analysis is based on wat am told.if d guy says it's fun 4 him apart 4rm d stressful work,why shld I dispute odawise?pls calm down wit d attack.

** what makes u think am not also working out my ass 2 make sure we hv different source of income?

My reply is also for those who will read your comments and think offshore is all rosy and sweet.

I simply pointed out the obvious, you are married to a man who is working his ass off and smiling about it.

Also sorry if I came out like an attack, I didn't mean to, But some peeps are just making rig life sound like its all, when we only do it for the money.

babestell: My reply is also for those who will read your comments and think offshore is all rosy and sweet.

I simply pointed out the obvious, you are married to a man who is working his ass off and smiling about it.

Also sorry if I came out like an attack, I didn't mean to, But some peeps are just making rig life sound like its all, when we only do it for the money.

Fact!!! A million likes for u!

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I have noticed that most people looking for offshore entry level oil rig job just don't want to spend money to get 1.
They are just simply too cheap.

coker89: I have noticed that most people looking for offshore entry level oil rig job just don't want to spend money to get 1.
They are just simply too cheap.

Did u list any trainings with the amount it will take to gain them? I've been following this thread for a while and haven't seen any post concerning that.

And where do u expect them to get the money for a certification like the one above you?

Wait a minute, you may not be even talking about certifications. The only CHEAP person I see here is you, looking for who to defraud. smh...

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