missberrypop5: this is the most annoying post ever. You ni, if i meet ya ex, i'll congratulate her for not dating you anymore. How can you take everything you bought for her because you're not dating her anymore? Are you a man or a boy? Even a boy, won't do this, are you a baby? #sighs. If i can mesmerise you i'll put you in a very wicked friendzone.

barcanista: You are in the friendszone when you love this girl, spend time with her, give her stuffs, help her out, you serve as her Special Adviser, she gives you all the attention and she "confides" in you. She calls you nice names(not sweet) and gives you cool compliment.. like.. "ggrin dear, you are the best guy in the world" "I wish all men are like you". You love her and want to date her BUT she ONLY likes you and doesn't have any romantic feelings for you. At the same time she enjoys your company but NO Intimacy nor kiss...

Friendzoned guys are Very loyal and possess these qualities...

lynpetra: What the hell
One can still be fuccking a guy she friendzoned .Some people just wants something special than s.exxxx,if they can't get it,they still feel friendzone.

missberrypop5: this is the most annoying post ever. You ni, if i meet ya ex, i'll congratulate her for not dating you anymore. How can you take everything you bought for her because you're not dating her anymore? Are you a man or a boy? Even a boy, won't do this, are you a baby? #sighs. If i can mesmerise you i'll put you in a very wicked friendzone.

MissMeiya:

That's just friends with benefits.

Then there's fúck buddies, which are not friends at all lol

sexylogan:

The problem is that one day she will call you to tell you the best news!

She's getting married!!! And she wants her best friend (the friendzoned guy) to be her "Maid" of Honour!!!

FRiend zone my A$$

brothers: if i hear? Make we friend zone nah , i go just put valium for your coke you dey mad

missberrypop5: this is the most annoying post ever. You ni, if i meet ya ex, i'll congratulate her for not dating you anymore. How can you take everything you bought for her because you're not dating her anymore? Are you a man or a boy? Even a boy, won't do this, are you a baby? #sighs. If i can mesmerise you i'll put you in a very wicked friendzone.

barcanista: That is "S*x-zone" or fvck zone


I love this Zone walahi

missberrypop5: this is the most annoying post ever. You ni, if i meet ya ex, i'll congratulate her for not dating you anymore. How can you take everything you bought for her because you're not dating her anymore? Are you a man or a boy? Even a boy, won't do this, are you a baby? #sighs. If i can mesmerise you i'll put you in a very wicked friendzone

lynpetra:

You will seriously hate this zone if you are in love
It's te worst I tell you,although for the weak hearts.When a guy/ gurl who loves you know its about the s.exx.and the fact he is always available,it hurts like hell.For example,I have a serious man out of town,I got this introvert who is inlove,I spent time with him cos he is available to do my little biddings,"honey please when coming,can you stop by and get me so so so and so,don't worry about the dough,I will pay back(some might feel bad cos this),"Hon,please I am Hot o,please come over,bring condom and a bottleof wine","sweery,I dey salon,please I need your help,I left my keys under the rug,please help take my laundry to that drycleaner near the house"Then one day,"Baby please no calls,my bf is around,let me do the calling ok.

missberrypop5: what is FriendZONE?

tonididdy: tai maychornu

''feelings for him'' that will never turn to love in the next 10yrs.

barcanista: Make me your fvck buddy

MissMeiya: Alright, no one asked, but here's my experience with friend-zoning:

If I know a guy is into me, I don't "befriend" him. It's uncomfortable and cruel!

e.g. This guy, let's call him X, invited me for drinks once. I thought we were going to catch up and talk, but it quickly became clear that he wanted some *whistle*. When I figured it out, I said I was tired and went home. Then next morning, I paid him my half of what he spent the night before (I only had my debit card and he tricked me into letting him pay). Then I didn't text him again. We're cool, but we don't pretend like we're friends.

Now that I think about it, it would be hard for me to friend zone someone, as I hate confrontation. I'd just exit stage right as soon as it became obvious.

lynpetra:

You will seriously hate this zone if you are in love
It's te worst I tell you,although for the weak hearts.When a guy/ gurl who loves you know its about the s.exx.and the fact he is always available,it hurts like hell.For example,I have a serious man out of town,I got this introvert who is inlove,I spent time with him cos he is available to do my little biddings,"honey please when coming,can you stop by and get me so so so and so,don't worry about the dough,I will pay back(some might feel bad cos this),"Hon,please I am Hot o,please come over,bring condom and a bottleof wine","sweery,I dey salon,please I need your help,I left my keys under the rug,please help take my laundry to that drycleaner near the house"Then one day,"Baby please no calls,my bf is around,let me do the calling ok.

barcanista: eeyaaah... Sorry, at least I am not married. I know guys friendzone too but unlike girls, guys will let you know explicitly that they are into someone and it is usually the girls that put themselves in the "substitute seat" and hope that he considers her. My Dear "friendzone" is not worth it a bit.


I'm Single tho

PiperAlpha: Not long I just saved one of my friend from being friendzoned. This guy goes crazy anytime this lady calls him 'Dear'; he gave her most of his medicine/surgery textbooks. I had to awaken the poor dude senses but he refused thinking one day this Girl will fall for her. This lady visited my guy oneday and came with another dude, dont know if its her boyfriend; but what would have prompted the lady to come with another guy? Na so my friend vex oo. Thank God He has learnt his lessons but unfortunately the deed had been done, the textbooks cannot be collected again. #Team SayNoToFriendZone

tonididdy: brother I support this 100%


I say I love you...you dey rumble reply for mouth ,dey give me hope, dey use my emotions dey jog....ah God punish u

MissMeiya:

Hmm. That's pretty messed up, girl.

JoeCutie: All those guys you are "just friends" with, but still buy you 'Mishai', recharge cards, food in school, small small goodies etc are in a particular planet & this planet is called the 'FriendZone'. But then all the beigns in this planet are all silly.

BRAV0O: What a thread

Why pretending? This thread is solely for guys like you. Feel Free.

MissMeiya:

Hahaha sorry I don't do that anymore. Serious boyfriend, in love.

PiperAlpha: Not long I just saved one of my friend from being friendzoned. This guy goes crazy anytime this lady calls him 'Dear'; he gave her most of his medicine/surgery textbooks. I had to awaken the poor dude senses but he refused thinking one day this Girl will fall for her. This lady visited my guy oneday and came with another dude, dont know if its her boyfriend; but what would have prompted the lady to come with another guy? Na so my friend vex oo. Thank God He has learnt his lessons but unfortunately the deed had been done, the textbooks cannot be collected again. #Team SayNoToFriendZone