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Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Waspy(m): 7:46pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Why are pple commenting? Is the Op for real? |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by tundemogba12(m): 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
I pity your condition! If you are not careful you will not live to share your next bitter experience. May God save you from the vampire 3 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by udemzyudex(m): 8:14pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Are you afraid of loosing her? If yes then you're not serious yet. You know what to do,ur only fear is loosing her if you tell her your mind. So get rid of that first.. Be in control bro. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by solelymade: 8:34pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Very funny thread U better run |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Kunleskey(m): 8:56pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
U better run for your life to avoid story that touch.. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by freecharles(m): 9:40pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
this guy funny die...nice story though......na she go punch ur prick finish |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by yungchop: 9:41pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Chaleeee: Please I want matured advice only.ma nigguah no let the babe destroy your baban gida o |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Yemlizzy(f): 10:15pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
pickabeau1: From pinch..it will graduate to pull to pop..Lollz |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by WhyNa: 10:17pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by pickabeau1: 10:18pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Yemlizzy: Na soo |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by addictiv(m): 10:47pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Wait till bashes your skull with a baseball bat to see if u get strong head or fires a pistol at you to see if you can dodge bullets...anuofia. 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by vhickky(f): 11:51pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
tell her you don't like it, or when she starts her play, remove your belt, or get 1 yard of wire and beat her to stupor.....trust me you guys would have earth shattering sex after that.... 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by chemmerfrank(m): 11:59pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
abeg carry am go white garment for some serious flogging...tell am say na play too. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by chemmerfrank(m): 12:00am On Jul 22, 2014 |
vhickky: tell her you don't like it, or when she starts her play, remove your belt, or get 1 yard of wire and beat her to stupor.....trust me you guys would have earth shattering sex after that....is that how the system works now?? u beat girls and you have earth shattering sex...?? |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Tymax(m): 12:02am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Eeeya. I can't imagine the "pain" if you try to break up with her. Sorry. |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by vhickky(f): 12:05am On Jul 22, 2014 |
chemmerfrank: is that how the system works now?? u beat girls and you have earth shattering sex...??guy .....its called sarcasm |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by chemmerfrank(m): 12:10am On Jul 22, 2014 |
vhickky: guy .....its called sarcasmthen ur a bad comedian..cause I know a joke when I read one |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Nobody: 12:14am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Hahahahaha. I'm laughing @ ur balls. I used to have a babe like dat buh broke up wen i realised she can't stop being PHYSICAL. So, brov talk to her first nd if she doesn't stop, SAVE UR BALLS!! 3 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Nobody: 1:49am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Lolz, this thread made my night. 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by hushmail: 6:17am On Jul 22, 2014 |
guy u stil de wait? U nid to run comot from lagos oo! I know her type, she no go take no for answer. Next tyme maybe na mortuary u go see urself just 3 wks u enter coma!!! 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by misterjosh(m): 9:14am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Chaleeee: Please I want matured advice only.U don enter am, is she a tomboy or wat... All these her play ehn... |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by vhickky(f): 9:23am On Jul 22, 2014 |
chemmerfrank: then ur a bad comedian..cause I know a joke when I read oneNoun: sarcasm |'saar,ka-zum| Witty language used to convey insults or scorn, esp. saying one thing but implying the opposite • he used sarcasm to upset his opponent = caustic remark, irony, satire .....dude, sarcasm is not the same as making a joke ...don't thank me thank God...... |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Nobody: 10:30am On Jul 22, 2014 |
misterjosh: U don enter am, is she a tomboy or wat... All these her play ehn... Yes she is a tomboy. I used to behave like that until I tried that with my dad,I held his neck, trying to show him the undertaker smackdown (wrestling) .The man gave me the beating of my life. Since that day my life changed. 4 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Gooci(m): 10:45am On Jul 22, 2014 |
op, go nd buy koboko nd hide it under bed. if she starts her usual act, yu sef comot ur koboko, giv her correct strokes nd tell her sey yu jst wnted to kno weda she too de cry if she chop cane in secondary skol. 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by chemmerfrank(m): 11:09am On Jul 22, 2014 |
vhickky: Noun: sarcasmI dnt wana stretch dis but ull make me look like I didnt study the figures of speech and how they are used. sarcasm noun - (uncountable) A form of HUMOR that is marked by mocking with irony, sometimes conveyed in speech with vocal over-emphasis. Insincerely saying something which is the opposite of one's intended meaning, often to emphasize how unbelievable or unlikely it sounds if taken literally, thereby illustrating the obvious nature of one's intended meaning. - (countable) An act of sarcasm. synonyms - (uncountable) derision, facetiousness, irony, ridicule, satire - (countable) taunt, gibe |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by tbagjames(m): 11:20am On Jul 22, 2014 |
OCTAVO: How do you guys formulate interesting stories like this?watch out for part 2 |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by moski5(m): 11:41am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Lily4star: Must people seek advice for everything?, tell her the things you don't like and she ll stop dem, U re the man, but I dey like wrestling sha and the lil lil slaps, all nah for fun I second dis du lyk a guy did to his gf now they re married he hit her back so hard on the shoulder d pain was der 4 days he sed it was 4 ha tu kno how it feels. She learnt |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Lily4star(f): 12:28pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
moski5: But seriously its fun, but not the mean type of hitting |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by vhickky(f): 1:02pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
chemmerfrank: I dnt wana stretch dis but ull make me look like I didnt study the figures of speech and how they are used. sarcasmalright uncle, believe what you want......who knows you might get the joke later.....*winks* |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by otimothy(m): 1:17pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
glitest: glitest: 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by otimothy(m): 1:18pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Blackbody20: This got me laughing. bur it d truth nau,abi wat do u fink? |
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