I was having a chat with a girlfriend of mine a while ago and one question led to another because we were discussing about love and sex and suddenly i asked,can yo count the number of guys you have made love with?she was puzzled by that question for a while and answers were not forthcoming,after a long while she said NO frankly not because she is promiscuos but because there are certain guys she meets and it justs happens all of a sudden which makes me think that majority ofyou girls if candid with yourself cannot count the number of guys you have had sex with.On the other hand i have ost count of the numbers of girls i have had sex with so this is not a thread for the holier than thou memebers it just a fact for discussion.So ladies proove me wrong and lets hear your figures since you started having sex

You start.

ifihearam:

I was having a chat with a girlfriend of mine a while ago and one question led to another because we were discussing about love and sex and suddenly i asked,can yo count the number of guys you have made love with?she was puzzled by that question for a while and answers were not forthcoming,after a long while she said NO frankly not because she is promiscuos but because there are certain guys she meets and it justs happens all of a sudden which makes me think that majority ofyou girls if candid with yourself cannot count the number of guys you have had sex with.On the other hand i have ost count of the numbers of girls i have had sex with so this is not a thread for the holier than thou memebers it just a fact for discussion.So ladies proove me wrong and lets hear your figures since you started having sex

Very funny!!!
It's usually one and they were forced to do it.
Only a honest one would admit more than 2(not that the number she gives is precise anyways).

NL knows not the meaning of privacy

175 men and still counting

j-girl:

175 men and still counting

LIAR!!!!!

j-girl:

175 men and still counting

Jeeeez!!!!
175?? U told me i was number 8 three weeks ago so u was lying??

j-girl:

175 men and still counting

Really!!!! Only that I would have thought much more. Why you're practically a virgin!!!

Pataki:

LIAR!!!!!

What? Weren't you the 100th one?

~Sauron~:

Jeeeez!!!!
175?? U told me i was number 8 three weeks ago so u was lying??

I said 168. . . . I wasn't lying. I have slept with 7 boys in the last 3 weeks.  

Tatase:

Really!!!! Only that I would have thought much more. Why you're practically a virgin!!!

Thank you o, Tatase. That's what I've been telling dem guys. I'm a mental virgin

j-girl:

What? Weren't you the 100th one?

You WISH!

I use and dispose when I am through. Go and find out! At the moment, you are still under my survey.

Pataki:

You WISH!

I use and dispose when I am through. Go and find out! At the moment, you are still under my survey.

I used you to get body warmth. You didn't use me! I used you.

Besides breakfast after was splendid. You're an okay cook.

j-girl:

I said 168. . . . I wasn't lying. I have slept with 7 boys in the last 3 weeks.  

Cheese n Rice!!!!
Now i am worried cos ma slinky was unprotected on the night!!
I have to see Dr. Bindu this week.

~Sauron~:

Cheese n Rice!!!!
Now i am worried because ma slinky was unprotected on the night!!
I have to see Dr. Bindu this week.

Now that I think about it. . . i don't remember your number. You might have been 134.
Go see your doc. You're protected jare. I only sleep with clean guys.

j-girl:

Now that I think about it. . . i don't remember your number. You might have been 134.
Go see your doc. You're protected jare. I only sleep with clean guys.

U can't be too sure.
Yanks are generally unhygienic.

~Sauron~:

U can't be too sure.
Yanks are generally unhygienic.

Not at all. It was all naija guys.
I'm thinking of backtracking when I start thinking of marriage. That way, I'll do the elimination process. If they are not clean, I'm moving on.

j-girl:

What? Weren't you the 100th one? :PI said 168. . . . I wasn't lying. I have slept with 7 boys in the last 3 weeks.  :-XThank you o, Tatase. That's what I've been telling them guys. I'm a mental virgin

Don't worry. You're still far from losing your virginity. Everyone knows the scale is like this:

500partners= disvirgined
1000  = experienced
2000 = popular
5000 = expert
10000 = AIDS

So you can def. carry on. You're still an innocent in my book!!!  

j-girl:

Not at all. It was all naija guys.
I'm thinking of backtracking when I start thinking of marriage. That way, I'll do the elimination process. If they are not clean, I'm moving on.

J-gal, ur pastor should see this.

Tatase:

Don't worry. You're still far from losing your virginity. Everyone knows the scale is like this:

500partners= disvirgined
1000  = experienced
2000 = popular
5000 = expert
10000 = AIDS

So you can def. carry on. You're still an innocent in my book!!!  

Thank you o!

~Sauron~:

J-girl, ur pastor should see this.

What is wrong in back tracking my guys?
See me see wahala o!
According to Tatase's meter, I am very very far from being disvirgined.
My pastor will be ecstatic.

j-girl:

What is wrong in back tracking my guys?
See me see wahala o!
According to Tatase's meter, I am very very far from being disvirgined.
My pastor will be ecstatic.

Tatase's meter is scary.
Can a woman have 500 sexual partners in one lifetime??
Thatz classic nymphomania.

~Sauron~:

Tatase's meter is scary.
Can a woman have 500 sexual partners in one lifetime??
Thatz classic nymphomania.

See me see wahala
How is 500 too much?
That's just a tip of the iceberg.
I don't even consider that a relevant number.
Why can't we have that many?
It's a good round number.

~Sauron~:


Tatase's meter is scary.
Can a woman have 500 sexual partners in one lifetime??
Thatz classic nymphomania.

enhenh scary Ok what values/#s would you think appropriate for the categories "not-a-virgin," "experienced," "popular," "expert" and "(begging for) AIDS"

Tatase:

enhenh scary Ok what values/#s would you think appropriate for the categories "not-a-virgin," "experienced," "popular," "expert" and "(begging for) AIDS"

Not a virgin-------5
Experienced------20
Popular------------10
Expert--------------20+
Begging for AIDS--------(it's relative), one can shag one partner and hit the virus.

j-girl:

See me see wahala
How is 500 too much?
That's just a tip of the iceberg.
I don't even consider that a relevant number.
Why can't we have that many?
It's a good round number.

Are u saving up for coochie reconstruction??
Cos u would be amazed at what 5 different slinkys can do to your nether region!!!

~Sauron~:

Not a virgin-------5
Experienced------20
Popular------------10
Expert--------------20+
Begging for AIDS--------(it's relative), one can shag one partner and hit the virus.

Are u saving up for coochie reconstruction??
because u would be amazed at what 5 different slinkys can do to your nether region!!!

Firstly, that's a weak list.

Secondly, I don't need it. My coochie is very intact, thank you.
My hubby will enjoy what 175 men have left behind. .
It's been adapted to and conformed to all kinds of pressure. It's fine.

j-girl:

I used you to get body warmth. You didn't use me! I used you.

Besides breakfast after was splendid. You're an okay cook.

You see you are so wrong. I hate warmth. So, I used you. Furthermore, I do not make breakfast. Once I get up, I am out of the house. Prolly a cup of coffee sometimes.

Pataki:

You see you are so wrong. I hate warmth. So, I used you. Furthermore, I do not make breakfast. Once I get up, I am out of the house. Prolly a cup of coffee sometimes.

No way. . . I now remember what happened.
I left you limp and useless for an entire week.
You were too weak for me. I think I'll skip you while backtracking

j-girl:

Firstly, that's a weak list.

Secondly, I don't need it. My coochie is very intact, thank you.
My hubby will enjoy what 175 men have left behind. .
It's been adapted to and conformed to all kinds of pressure. It's fine.

I presume u measure their sizes before allowing them IN then. . . . .
Same size would just be fine but if it's all shape n sizes. . . .May God Help You.
You wont go through any labour pains when junior is coming forth. . . .
The baby would just drop!!

A whole Pataki limp and useless? You have got the wrong dude with your PJ on.

Pataki:

A whole Pataki limp and useless? You have got the wrong dude with a your PJ on.

J-gal must be dreaming.
A whole Playa Pataki useless??
Olga still walks with a backpain after a lustful weekend with Player Pataki himself.

@ J-gal,

U need to apologise!!!

~Sauron~:

I presume u measure their sizes before allowing them IN then. . . . .
Same size would just be fine but if it's all shape n sizes. . . .May God Help You.
You wont go through any labour pains when junior is coming forth. . . .
The baby would just drop!!

Don't put ideas in my head, Sauron.
I really wanna avoid labor pains.
If you're trying to discourage me, you're failing miserably.  

Pataki:

A whole Pataki limp and useless? You have got the wrong dude with your PJ on.

Oh no, I remember well. I don't even remember your experience that much.

@ Sauron, you should have seen him.
He was on cloud 20 and I barely reached cloud 2.

j-girl:

Don't put ideas in my head, Sauron.
I really want to avoid labor pains.
If you're trying to discourage me, you're failing miserably.  

Put ur shagging thong on then and go on a spree.
You should start from Western Europe!!!!
Amsterdam then London

@ Sauron, you should have seen him.
He was on cloud 20 and I barely reached cloud 2.

I doubt it!!!!

~Sauron~:

J-girl must be dreaming.
A whole Playa Pataki useless??
Olga still walks with a backpain after a lustful weekend with Player Pataki himself.

@ J-girl,

U need to apologise!!!

She is well known for her dreaming abilities. Where was she when I told her to let us settle our match? She ran off to Nigeria. Now she is saying I cannot stand her.

By the time I finish my kutupa kutupa on her, she will testify that the Lord is Good!

Pataki:

She is well known for her dreaming abilities. Where was she when I told her to let us settle our match? She ran off to Nigeria. Now she is saying I cannot stand her.

By the time I finish my kutupa kutupa on her, she will testify that the Lord is Good!

Whats Kutupa Kutupa?? Yamaha Generator??