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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by hebenz(m): 11:17am On Jul 30, 2014
mhen .......................
dis thread is gon b fun
keep it going DaveP

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 11:52am On Jul 30, 2014
JigsawKillah: Hehehehehe
DaveP after a nice update u also gave me a nice song!

This morning is gonna be sweet!
This is the sweetest part so far i swear!



SAW
lol. Naso bro! More coming........ smiley
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 11:53am On Jul 30, 2014
Therock5555: lol

Oga DaveP thanks for d dedication ooo
no P bro.sure to ride on. grin
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 11:57am On Jul 30, 2014
hebenz: mhen .......................
dis thread is gon b fun
keep it going DaveP
Thanks bro for encouraging! More coming your way.
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 6:25pm On Jul 30, 2014
daveP: Thanks bro for encouraging! More coming your way.

i dey wait! E b like na cutlass u dey fear

#keeps cutlass in armpit#



SAW

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 7:50pm On Jul 30, 2014
JigsawKillah:

i dey wait! E b like na cutlass u dey fear

#keeps cutlass in armpit#



SAW
(runs in panting heavily) yes im here. Iheanacho must score tonight..
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 7:56pm On Jul 30, 2014
CONTINUATION........



DEDICATED TO OMAVIK



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Mr Ezey drove towards a friend's house after the service. He branched at the Goodtimes Restaurant to buy some coveted loaves of ' Goodtimes Bread ' . The bakery sales superseded the canteen sales as the bread was in high demand. Its aroma and taste made many to not bother spending #500/loaf. It attracted its customers.


The manager of the restaurant had to initiate a tally system to enable customers get what they wanted; two long queues, all because of some loaf! They arent that crazy. But they were.



Helen narrated the incident of the day. Her father smiled and agreed that sleep must be served its purpose. It made his reminisce his University days in Ibadan.




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Baba Luku, the bus driver relied heavily on his gin to stay awake that fateful day. Mr Ola sat beside him at the front. The driver dozed on several occasions during the 3-hour journey from Lagos to Ibadan. His eyes doth faileth him!!




" Baba yi ma pa wa!! Akoko wa o ti de lati ku " [ Baba dont kill us all! Our time to die isnt now ]. And Baba Luku would sip more gin as though some metaphysical powers emanated from it through his body. Then he'l adjust and increase speed, only for it to reduce gradually in the next 15 minutes. BABA HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AGAIN!!!



This caused an accident a few kilometres to their destination. Baba's head which had been fighting sleep suddenly collapsed on the steering wheel.



Pandemonium was let loose as passengers cried in their local dialects to their gods. A fulani man began chanting some unknown words in his native tongue. Mr Ezey was lost in thought. In a flash of seconds, the rudderless vehicle ran into some bush. Mr Ezey remembered turning the wheel to the left just in time to avoid plunging into a wide hole.



The bus balanced on a tree with its head facing the road. He felt blood on his arm,and he jumped out the window. Three women had fainted and the Mallam smiled at him where he sat, unmoving. He hastingly opened the door and the Mallam fell straight into his weak arms. He wasnt smiling ! He also had fainted.



Song: Robert Duncan- Walk the fire.
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by iceberylin(m): 9:23pm On Jul 30, 2014
daveP: Thanks bro (fuels engine)
Expecting a Dedication

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 9:29pm On Jul 30, 2014
iceberylin:
Expecting a Dedication
definitely bro! smiley
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by iceberylin(m): 9:32pm On Jul 30, 2014
daveP: definitely bro! smiley
ur the boss

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 4:42pm On Jul 31, 2014
Update by night/tmrw. wink
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 6:45pm On Jul 31, 2014
Abokis lol even after fainting he still kept his smile lol
awesome! Carry on sir



SAW

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by lekinz(m): 9:59pm On Jul 31, 2014
Walks in with my dagger....

Looks around

Still no update?.....

Cocks chicken lap...

Uhm.....Dave.?..

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 10:04pm On Jul 31, 2014
lekinz: Walks in with my dagger....

Looks around

Still no update?.....

Cocks chicken lap...

Uhm.....Dave.?..

( readily grabs and chews away) grin im coming o, just survive mr antispambot!
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:23pm On Jul 31, 2014
lekinz: Walks in with my dagger....

Looks around

Still no update?.....

Cocks chicken lap...

Uhm.....Dave.?..


kikikikiki how dave wan take fear u?
Gimme d chicken lap make i show u how to wield am like dangerous killer



SAW

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by lekinz(m): 7:29am On Aug 01, 2014
daveP: ( readily grabs and chews away) grin im coming o, just survive mr antispambot!

Smh for you.....

It seems u don't know what it means....

Come and update jooor

JigsawKillah:

kikikikiki how dave wan take fear u?
Gimme d chicken lap make i show u how to wield am like dangerous killer



SAW

Calls other bouncers....

Go and bring davep here..

If he disobeys ..

Drag him here with his boxers

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 2:54pm On Aug 01, 2014
lekinz:

Smh for you.....

It seems u don't know what it means....

Come and update jooor



Calls other bouncers....

Go and bring davep here..

If he disobeys ..

Drag him here with his boxers
hahhahahah!! grin grin 2 or 3 updates perhaps!
grin (chews away at sweet laps)
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 3:17pm On Aug 01, 2014
Happy new month to ma david's avid Followers: i really appreciate your encouragements and followerness/ship

Cheriepet
Missmossy
Jigsawkillah
Iceberylin
Kingphilip
mzMariah
shenoor
Lanicky
Omavik
bouncer lekins
oga Therock5555
prettyspicey
toykathy
missyhorlah
lorlaahlozz
and those wey dey follow cos egetasebe!!
Welcome to AUGUST

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by iceberylin(m): 3:20pm On Aug 01, 2014
daveP: Happy new month to ma david's avid Followere: i really appreciate your encouragements and followerness/ship

Cheriepet
Missmossy
Jigsawkillah
Iceberylin
Kingphilip
mzMariah
Lanicky
Omavik
bouncer lekins
oga Therock5555
prettyspicey
toycathy
missyhorlah
lorlaahlozz
and those wey dey follow cos egetasebe!!
Welcome to AUGUST
HaPPY NEW MONTH TO MY CREW

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 01, 2014
DaveP when una go finish this story na...#grins#

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 5:51pm On Aug 01, 2014
missyhorlah: DaveP when una go finish this story na...#grins#
haba easy now, nepa's fault. Besides is that how to say HNM? Be warned!
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 6:32pm On Aug 01, 2014
CONTINUATION........



DEDICATED TO ICEBERYLIN


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Louis walked into school on a cold wednesday morning. He glanced up the school hall and saw Elizabeth!! He quickly submitted his Computer Science and Introtech notebook for marking and sped up to meet her.



" Louis! How are you doing? "


" I'm fine, Good morning. "


" Hope you're preparing well for Exams? "


" Erm yes. I heard the principal well on Monday. "



Then he narrated his Sunday ordeal and she was soon laughing to his story. A few minutes later, the bell for Assembly session rang. Louis quickly stood up to leave...



" When its break time, come over to my class, might need you to help. "


" Okay Senior.... "


" I've warned you to stop adding 'senior' to ma name, Elizabeth is fine. " She mused and walked down as well.




The Assembly began earnestly with chantings and singing, all in variables of voices ; small and great, good and bad, simple and unique, coarse and baritonic as well. Mr Lambert climbed the stairs that served as a podium of some sort for addressals. His speeches were always good news.


Perhaps this wasnt different.


" Good Morning Students! "


" Good Morrrrrrninnnng Sir!" [ Why students drag this part is not known. I keep asking who started it ]


" Well, your exams are approaching [ clears throat ] and it is mandatory you prepare aDEQUAtely well.

However, the school has been invited to participate [ some are already mumbling in excitement- STUDENTS!! ] in an inter-school soccer competition. Sixteen [ 16 ] school will grace the competition and we're as well gracing it in like manner. It is in the light of this we announce to you that all Curricula Activities may go on a scratchy note from today till Friday. Screening starts today, so tutors prepare to select our best legs....."




" And let me sound a note of warning ! [ It was Super Mario!! He majestically strode up the stairs while speaking ] Those of you that indulge in late-coming to school, despite the GLARING FACT that you live close by.... Yinusa, and Dosunmu! I have seen you both on a few occasions ' skillfully' playing football. So if you cherish this team, arrive on time or forget joining the team.


Ladies as well, prepare. Have a wonderful day [ his intonation drops drastically ] ahead. Up Triple C!!! "


" Up School " The students chorused back at the short man.

Twas cool to see him smile.



Yinusa and Dosunmu strolled to their class after they were dispersed. They wondered how they were caught on their Friday football escapades. They were wary of any tutor catching them red-handed. Yet how Super Mario knew, they couldnt fathom.



Students are ' spies ' for some teachers. Leaking activities, plans made by their fellow students was fun to them. Just what they gain in return [ Is it doughnuts, puff-puff, viju, miranda drink, meat pie, etc ] for giving ' Intel ' was unimaginable . Reporting your fellow students when it doesnt ' concern ' you is very bad. They never even know it may be you betraying their trust. The pointer was directed to the girls as they both entered the SS2 classroom.



" Some Girls in our class are spy-agents for Super Mario! Infact thumbs up o. One day for the thief, another for the owner. Keep it up you hear. "



Song: FUN- CARRY ON

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by Nobody: 7:32pm On Aug 01, 2014
daveP: haba easy now, nepa's fault. Besides is that how to say HNM? Be warned!
ema binu sir,HNM
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by iceberylin(m): 9:43pm On Aug 01, 2014
daveP:

DEDICATED TO ICEBERYLIN

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Thanks bro...

Keep it rolling..

I dh feel u die
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 9:58pm On Aug 01, 2014
missyhorlah: ema binu sir,HNM
lol u sir-zoning me. Howz the day been?
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 10:00pm On Aug 01, 2014
iceberylin:
Thanks bro...

Keep it rolling..

I dh feel u die
sure bro. Without u guys, i wouldnt be encouraged. More improvements as time goes by.

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by lekinz(m): 10:54pm On Aug 01, 2014
daveP: Happy new month to ma david's avid Followers: i really appreciate your encouragements and followerness/ship

Cheriepet
Missmossy
Jigsawkillah
Iceberylin
Kingphilip
mzMariah
shenoor
Lanicky
Omavik
bouncer lekins Chief Bouncer Lekinz
oga Therock5555
prettyspicey
toycathy
missyhorlah
lorlaahlozz
and those wey dey follow cos egetasebe!!
Welcome to AUGUST

Happy New Month to u all ....

Make una no Bleep up Oooo

No derailing of thread Oooo

E don tey wey I bounce Oooo

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by Cheriepet: 11:11pm On Aug 01, 2014
HNM daveP n tanks for d update...

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Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 11:19pm On Aug 01, 2014
Cheriepet: HNM daveP n tanks for d update...
Thanks Cheriepet, ure ma no 1 fan! Same to you too.. smiley
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by JigsawKillah(m): 11:17am On Aug 02, 2014
#Np: Somebody wants to die by MI



SAW
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(m): 2:26pm On Aug 02, 2014
JigsawKillah: #Np: Somebody wants to die by MI



SAW
THIS 3G IS GIVEN ME PROBLEMS... MTN AGAIN.
TYPING shocked shocked SO LOLA AND MISSYHORLAH HAVE JOINED THE QUEUE.
Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:27pm On Aug 02, 2014
Well done bro.

Ride on..

I will advice u to please uses another colour for your flashbacks. So that it won't be confusing.. Keep it up.

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