THANK YOU...


i have broken up because of this before.. why should i say i love you and all you will tell me in return is THANK YOU

Haha, I remember d day I took her out and while we were drinking, I said "oh I love you", hoping to get a positive response, what did I hear; "Is that you talking, or the beer??. As a sharp igbo guy, I quickly replied: "its me, talking to my bottle of beer"!!!

I love youtube

I LuV Yyyyy000uTube

Mine is "tnk u,i dnt knw wat to say"

OliverPin: She said "Hmmmmmmmmm Ok" I almost died inside of me

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

Hot Slap

****crickets chirping****...silence..

chinex276: Opon ol my swags nd sweet mawt, 1 kpako babe afta i tell her "i love u" she luk me finish say "I be ur malae abeg park for 1 syd, u think say u fit do me as u dey do dem" chai... See d way i come form lyk say no be she dey tok 2, becos d babe dey shout am.

so wat dd u do after den??

Really? You don't know what ure saying and ok

u wil hear "OK",abi anything apart from that?

lillaowow: This--- " baby, I truly love you". ..... Reply- (with a wicked smile) "I love so many things, obviously, you're not one".

.....chai diaris Godu ooo I feel ur pain

Plz I need help on this book - The prince by niccolo machiavelli


Soft or hard copy

Thanks

hayoakins: same way you loved your Ex?

hAaaaaa!!!

I love YouTube.
Okay.

Mine is 'ok'
And am guilty of that.

i love you and i'm sorry, the two most abused phrases

OliverPin: She said "Hmmmmmmmmm Ok" I almost died inside of me

suffered this too.....

Who dosen't

A friend of mine received a response like ' God punish you'

op ur net don catch plenty fish oooo, see as pple full here, chai!!!!!

Victoriousvic: I heard this in a bus this week. Actually, it was a phone call, and the girl sat beside me.

Guy: I love and miss you. I've been thinking about you all day, that's why I called. Do you feel the same?

Girl: I'm not good at lying, so I'll just say it straight. I don't think about you, and I don't feel the same.

my oh my!!!! Dis is a knock out punch........

The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice

FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my ‘thing’. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my ‘thing’ juice sucked.

COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.

Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it.

Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband.

NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’, what should I do…? No insults abeg… Just need your suggestions.

COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!

Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market?

Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?

Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you.

Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?

Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number. 0700233766214

Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. Suck kor, soak-away ni.

Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?

Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!

Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent!

Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace!

kanobi: so wat dd u do after den??

wat do u expect, 2 start beating her abi... "Nah", jus walked out as a gentle guy way i be, bt i leta got d message she was tryin 2 pass, as a badt gal way she be she don't give a fvk abt luv, if u want d main thing frm her jus tok, nd if she wan give, she go give u.

Bet why?

babylawyr: "I'm touched"

i just love to see the expressions on their faces. Hilarious.

merieam16: My response issssssss I so much hate u

kennygee: "I know".
i am guilty of this one.

ThoniaSlim: ''Äwwwhhh Thank you"

So guilty

see them!! they will now be foaming

Funniez: Haha, I remember d day I took her out and while we were drinking, I said "oh I love you", hoping to get a positive response, what did I hear; "Is that you talking, or the beer??. As a sharp igbo guy, I quickly replied: "its me, talking to my bottle of beer"!!!

chop knuckle....ur head dey dere

I know.

None ..no worst response

I don't expect any reply from her..i always have that mindset,whatever she says won't affect me whether good or bad.

Whenever you don't expect a reply from her,you won't be sad if you recieve a silly reply.