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He Farts A Lot by Nobody: 1:34am On Jul 28, 2014
A man who eats everything,

an feels the air with raw smell
want love.

Buh can't controlled farting, he virtually fart every moment especially under duress.

What can a lady, who happens to find love do with such a HUMAN ( PIG) DO?


PLEASE share
Re: He Farts A Lot by Nobody: 4:51am On Jul 28, 2014
Natural disaster

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Re: He Farts A Lot by Sunkyphil(m): 6:06am On Jul 28, 2014
I hope its ur not bf?
Re: He Farts A Lot by mstik(f): 7:45am On Jul 28, 2014
under duress?
Re: He Farts A Lot by Nobody: 7:52am On Jul 28, 2014
my advice,he shud insert small piece of toilet tissue in his anal canal....it ll reduce the smell and sound....
Re: He Farts A Lot by Tymax(m): 8:19am On Jul 28, 2014
mstik: under duress?
Me sef dey wonder cheesy

@Topic. Madam, it is normal. Just tell him to reduce fizzy drinks. Plus, he shouldn't be eating beans and eggs everyday.

Chai. grin sorry my sister.

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Re: He Farts A Lot by jnrbayano(m): 8:27am On Jul 28, 2014
Famouspecky: A man who eats everything,

an feels the air with raw smell
want love.

Buh can't controlled farting, he virtually fart every moment especially under duress.

What can a lady, who happens to find love do with such a HUMAN ( PIG) DO?


PLEASE share

Reconstruct your post so that it can be understood.

The enbolden,

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Re: He Farts A Lot by Cecediva(f): 8:58am On Jul 28, 2014
Blood of jisos grin grin
Re: He Farts A Lot by Nobody: 9:05am On Jul 28, 2014
Cecediva: Blood of jisos grin grin
chai! shocked @ your dp, na only u waka come? cheesy
Re: He Farts A Lot by Cecediva(f): 9:09am On Jul 28, 2014
BoboYekini: chai! shocked @ your dp, na only u waka come? cheesy
Eyaa tongue
Re: He Farts A Lot by Nobody: 9:14am On Jul 28, 2014
Cecediva: Eyaa tongue
cmon, I'm just teasing smiley
Re: He Farts A Lot by Cecediva(f): 9:25am On Jul 28, 2014
BoboYekini: cmon, I'm just teasing smiley
Lol cheesy
Re: He Farts A Lot by Nobody: 9:30am On Jul 28, 2014
BoboYekini: chai! shocked @ your dp, na only u waka come? cheesy



Stay off my wife
Re: He Farts A Lot by Nobody: 9:37am On Jul 28, 2014
jnrbayano:

Reconstruct your post so that it can be understood.

The enbolden,
THANKS
DEAR
Re: He Farts A Lot by Tyche(m): 11:36am On Jul 28, 2014
just endure it; love covers all things
Re: He Farts A Lot by alienware(m): 12:03pm On Jul 28, 2014
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Re: He Farts A Lot by inositol88(m): 1:42pm On Jul 28, 2014
wao! connect a pipe to his anus, collect the smell and refine it to perfume. dats cash for u
Re: He Farts A Lot by tobiboss(m): 1:47pm On Jul 28, 2014
andy, is dat u angry @ op

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Re: He Farts A Lot by Nobody: 3:09pm On Jul 28, 2014
tobiboss: andy, is dat u angry @ op
who is Andy?
Re: He Farts A Lot by Brimmie(m): 4:27pm On Jul 28, 2014
This gurl is a troll.
Re: He Farts A Lot by drcynthia(f): 5:04pm On Jul 28, 2014
Simple
Tabs simethicone 80mg after meal, he can take it 4x a day. This shld help.
Re: He Farts A Lot by tobiboss(m): 5:44pm On Jul 28, 2014
Famouspecky:
who is Andy?
blaze
Re: He Farts A Lot by Chubhie: 7:24pm On Jul 28, 2014
That's something special bout him. Celebrate it! He farts, you respond with a louder version. Eat what he eats and blow each other out with Romantic farts. This could be the moments both of you may look back in old age and reminisce. Don't let this golden moment to slip by. Look at the brighter side.

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Re: He Farts A Lot by tpia003: 9:00pm On Dec 27, 2014
She should eat beans and then they can have a farting contest.

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Re: He Farts A Lot by tpia003: 11:26pm On Dec 27, 2014
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Re: He Farts A Lot by oshe11: 12:40am On Dec 28, 2014
i hate threa lyk dis
na our advice nai go mk u leav am or stay wit am?
Re: He Farts A Lot by roymary: 12:58am On Dec 28, 2014
LOL Pele

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