dulaman: On a lighter note : in light of the recent scare of ebola in Lagos I'm therefore using God Almighty who created heaven and earth to beg everyone wey im name get 'ebola' inside e.g. Adebola, Okebola, Orebola, Oyebola, Ojebola, Otebola, Debola etc not to attempt to shake or hug me till further notice. Na GOD I take beg o!.....

joycerap: Hair drassers ad teachers n staff rum(dm de gossip die

UjSizzle: 1,3,4,7,9,10 ain't true for me...esp the clothes. I'm the lightest person when traveling.

CharlieMaria: .

CharlieMaria: .

Vivipop: I hate chocolates.
Blouse is the last thing I put on when dressing up.
You should re-visit the title of this thread @ op.

viviaqua: That why we run this world!!!

Nobleval: damnit! Some people are s t u p i d! Kid... something wrong with ye? You've nt touched a woman before? Such lewd talks offends me. Don't you ever type that whenever i'm around or viewing the same topic with ye

peppyluv02: Op not all women put on top before pants. I put on my pants first and can walk round the house like that (with bra o!). I wear my top when I'm ready to go.

A lot of women have inferiority complex that's why so many of them especially in the universities are 'wanna be / 'I must belong'.

Segirl18: No 7 is generally true among us, likewise some others, but no 9, i dont agree wit... Op, dat doesnt apply to all ladies...hw will a lady put on blouse before bra or pant?

Women can also nt do without taking pix.. Be it digital or phone, ladies must surely take a shot fully convinced they r well-dressed
Ladies cant pass by a car without taking anoda look @ theirself not caring if they've checked @ hme.

Djicemob: U hate chocolates? There are two types of chocolate u know. :p

joycerap: Hair drassers ad teachers n staff rum(dm de gossip die

emymeeky:


Mtcheeeeeeeew . Bad grammarian . please view her profile

Nobleval: View my followers and her followers.

emymeeky:

Punk head . view her profile. You might find a hint before she pulls it down

Irritant: Women are the only people that goes out broke But comes back home With Ice Cream ,meat pie,pack of rice and even money in their purse......I beg make I ask:......"Women how una take dey do am?" ......una too strong joor

nickz: women after visiting their girlfriend for weeks can return home, call the same friend and talk for three hours.

Women can devour a large bowl of rice when they are alone, as opposed to the act they put up that they eat too little, when men are around.
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Nobleval: I did...many times. And little man it's none of your business.

Djicemob: What you are about to read I personally think couldn't be any more true about women and their funny charaterism.

1.Women never have anything to wear.Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet;You just don't understand!

2.Women do NOT want an honest opinion to the question, 'How do I look?'.Am sure you are definitely not ready for the repercussions of your honest opinion.

3.If a man goes on a seven day trip,he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a five day trip,she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

4.Women can't keep secrets.They eat away at them from inside.And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

5.The word "woman" is believed to have derived from the middle English term "wyfman" broken down simply as the wife(wyf) of man.

6.Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. LoL.

7.The most embarrassing thing for a woman is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal event.(Hmmm).

8.In almost every country worldwide,the life expectancy for women is higher than for men. (Not funny atall)

9.When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first,pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

10.Women spend Seven to ten years of their life-time looking at the mirror. Men spend only two years doing same.

Okay! Here are two bonuses off the top.LoL...
*When you tell a woman the truth,she thinks you are lying. When you you are lying,she thinks you are telling the truth.

*Men, You can never win an argument against a woman,i repeat, you can never ever ever win.You'll hurt her feelings When(if) it seems you are winning.

Abeg feel free to add yours.

emymeeky:

Blind bat. Did you see anything ? Anyway ...it's not my business

NeuroBoss: they cannot walk past any reflecting surface without shrugging to check out themselves
they are in perpetual, silent battle with one another no matter how close
they all want a very rich man as husband
the ones that answers a man's surname already feel socially superior to the other who may be richer and more connected but has not married

carefreewannabe:

True on some days, not on all.



I do if I ask.



I am guilty of this one.



Not true at all. I am very good at keeping secrets. I forget them quickly.



Don't know.



Rubbish.



Not true for me.



Sorry guys.



Not true.



I don't know.



If a woman suspects you of lies then something is fishy about you.



My boyfriend wins most of our discussions.

So much for "facts".

Djicemob: And we are supposed to go by ur standards? So much for a counter