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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by unwanaabasi(m): 12:17pm On Aug 04, 2014
Ceasar1:
- Chocolate for real? Hmmm, How about using it to seduce them then.

What is dis chocolate please? I want 2knw it

11. Women can GOSSIP.
embarassed

Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by unwanaabasi(m): 12:18pm On Aug 04, 2014
Ceasar1:
- Chocolate for real? Hmmm, How about using it to seduce them then.

What is dis chocolate please? I want 2knw it

11. Women can GOSSIP.
embarassed

what do u mean by chocolate pls
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 12:25pm On Aug 04, 2014
unwanaabasi:
what do u mean by chocolate pls

@ Fact number 6.
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Jovie: 12:28pm On Aug 04, 2014
Djicemob: And u still buy gas? for cooking?grin

grin wink
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by pyyxxaro: 12:29pm On Aug 04, 2014
embarassedSometimes I wonder why a lady wud start gazing @another lady's buttock, legs n bo'bs out of envy....... U no get ur own , abi devil de use u
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Suspect33(m): 12:30pm On Aug 04, 2014
Fact12: women hate women

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by usibengate(m): 12:34pm On Aug 04, 2014
Women are insatiable
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 12:43pm On Aug 04, 2014
dulaman: On a lighter note : in light of the recent scare of ebola in Lagos I'm therefore using God Almighty who created heaven and earth to beg everyone wey im name get 'ebola' inside e.g. Adebola, Okebola, Orebola, Oyebola, Ojebola, Otebola, Debola etc not to attempt to shake or hug me till further notice. Na GOD I take beg o!.....

No make mistake ignore handshake of Otedola o. Opportunity comes but once
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Xano(m): 12:47pm On Aug 04, 2014
NeuroBoss: they cannot walk past any reflecting surface without shrugging to check out themselves
they are in perpetual, silent battle with one another no matter how close
they all want a very rich man as husband
the ones that answers a man's surname already feel socially superior to the other who may be richer and more connected but has not married
Lol. you are right. I observe the silent battle after sunday church service. Some will catwalk from one end to the other, doing 'notice me'. My thought,"Lord, help us".
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by jiddodo: 12:49pm On Aug 04, 2014
FACT: Women like money

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:00pm On Aug 04, 2014
icebebe: Women can form!
Na dat 1 I no like at all.
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Toks2008(m): 1:00pm On Aug 04, 2014
As far as i am concerened,women are the first wonder of the world.

Every woman wants a faithful man yet they will always want a man other women want. If you think this is untrue then try wooing a lady and if she says no,go close to a close friend of hers and once she sees you are getting her friend;s attention, she will start picking interest in you. Strange people.

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by lirusehn(m): 1:01pm On Aug 04, 2014
shikshark: women FART much more than men........talking from personal experience
boss u mad o cheesy
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by lirusehn(m): 1:02pm On Aug 04, 2014
Djicemob: And u still buy gas? for cooking?grin
and dis got ♍e disturbing the whole house with laughter. cheesy
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 1:03pm On Aug 04, 2014
No 7 is generally true among us, likewise some others, but no 9, i dont agree wit... Op, dat doesnt apply to all ladies...hw will a lady put on blouse before bra or pant?

Women can also nt do without taking pix.. Be it digital or phone, ladies must surely take a shot fully convinced they r well-dressed
Ladies cant pass by a car without taking anoda look @ theirself not caring if they've checked @ hme.
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by BTT(m): 1:06pm On Aug 04, 2014
Ok this is my addition.

Women ironically bother to impress other women, other than men, with their looks and dressing.

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by lirusehn(m): 1:06pm On Aug 04, 2014
icebebe: Women can form!
form my foot undecided
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by somsom(f): 1:11pm On Aug 04, 2014
Most times, men use their personal experience with one or two women as a criteria to measure every woman. Personally, I rate a man by his analysis of women. op, I wonder the kind of women u have met in or life.
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by lirusehn(m): 1:15pm On Aug 04, 2014
nickz: women after visiting their girlfriend for weeks can return home, call the same friend and talk for three hours.

Women can devour a large bowl of rice when they are alone, as opposed to the act they put up that they eat too little, when men are around.
[img]http://dbjpq4m8xws63.cloudfront.net/gallery/image/2-understanding-women-funny-meme[/img]
Oga Ade. NA wa to u oooo. Yav mαde my day cheesy grin
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by jericco1(m): 1:16pm On Aug 04, 2014
That's women for you.
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by lirusehn(m): 1:18pm On Aug 04, 2014
chidyhels: The cloth thing disturbs me. No mater how light i want to travel,bag must follow.
You enter a guy's room and you keep wondering if there is a hiden closet somewhere.
cheesy
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by virginboy1(m): 1:25pm On Aug 04, 2014
They act like they dont need men,meanwhile they cry on their bed at night due to singlehood.

Some feel they do men a favour by dating them.

Some believe men are adult version of babies...

They feel they dont like sex meanwhile they know the rest
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 1:27pm On Aug 04, 2014
shikshark: women FART much more than men........talking from personal experience
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Pancho01(m): 1:32pm On Aug 04, 2014
women's wee wee smells more than d men's. while men's poo poo smells more than women's poo

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Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 1:33pm On Aug 04, 2014
shikshark: women FART much more than men........talking from personal experience

hahaha...abeg i no fit. laugh..

you are dam. on point man.....it even smells worst

no doubt.

chiaa!!
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 1:36pm On Aug 04, 2014
1.Women never have anything to wear.Don't
question the racks of clothes in the closet;You just
don't understand!
so True....cheesy
grin
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Elvis295(m): 1:39pm On Aug 04, 2014
grin i lov big ass
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by femi4: 1:41pm On Aug 04, 2014
FoxyXX: Lol. So true. Got me
how many?
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Elvis295(m): 1:41pm On Aug 04, 2014
[right][/right] women r sweet. i just dnt knw why.
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nobody: 1:42pm On Aug 04, 2014
mine: women are the author and finisher of confusion.
Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by UjSizzle(f): 1:48pm On Aug 04, 2014
1,3,4,7,9,10 ain't true for me...esp the clothes. I'm the lightest person when traveling.

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