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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Lorlaahlozz: 12:45pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
naijaboiy:u nd who..I still wan enjoy |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by naijaboiy: 12:47pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: Funny threadSaw this on one thread "See as poverty dey dance shoki on top your destiny" |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Dayjhihannon01(m): 12:50pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Agybabe:wetin u find go dia nah '''Network''? Han? |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by computerboy: 12:50pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Lorlaahlozz: 12:51pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
naijaboiy:lmao Hope d prsn was not referring to u sha... If not we go come dance shoki ontop d person |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by MrTeymee(m): 12:53pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
hifaif: 'You common cattle rearer' (Just cos I am Fulani)this one was in Hall 3 "with that ur 6kb brain" 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by harffie(m): 12:53pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
If at 25 you Father is still giving you offering, then Rick Ross is sitting on your destiny! 6 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by BlissB(f): 12:56pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Educated Illiterate Beast of no Nation |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by buchostags(m): 12:58pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
after telling a Frnds f**k u...it happened tht I admitted tht I was wrong then I told him "unfuck u" 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:03pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
I read on a thread, where a girl wrote "may amadioha strike you down and Bleep you front and back". Someone once told me, "see as e do face like monkey wey dey chop shiit". The one I always tell people is, "Eeyah, you better pick your yeye or miserable life from the ground". Especially when I am deemed fit to speak pidgin. Hehee, a girl of 13years once insulted me and said, ' Muniru, shey you dey craze?, abi you wan die'. Chai, but I ignored her sha. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
naijaboiy:u dey use style abuse lola |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Freelancer00(m): 1:11pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
babeline: Just recently, I contacted a guy on my bbm who had been trying to chase me but I had been pushing him off. Some guy I met just once ooo in church over a year sgo. Don't even remember his face even. So ya mentioned I and my family are looking to relocate and he says he knows some guys who are agents. We arranged that when I was ready I would call him up to go view a house he mentioned. I didn't call cos I was busy so I wasn't ready to see d place n I obviously had to go with my family members who'd live there too. Guy sends me a msg on bbm few days later and starts telling me I'm wasting his time. I ask him how his time was wanted when I didn't even go see the place And he was the one disturbing me about viewing d house in d 1st place. He starts becoming rude. I delete him off my bbm. He sends me a msg on whatsapp calling my pathetic and stupid. I block him on whatsapp and he sends me a text saying "you don't have money you LovePeddler". How I became a LovePeddler just cos I didn't call him to go view a house, I don't know. And how he came to the conclusion that my family do not have the money for the 5 bedroom duplex I asked him to check up for. I don't know. Who made him our account officer. I dunnoOh! U're moving to a 5 bedroom duplex. Pls clap for her |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: Funny threadone small geh abused me say I dey look lyk person who pass God |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by sniperwolf(m): 1:12pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Oh! I forgot I was in the joke section... very hilarious.... |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by careema(f): 1:14pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Oponu gbagi, didirin dugbe |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by phemziekay09(m): 1:14pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Toyolad: Beautiful mugun. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:15pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
baby's n!pple z bigger than ur brain 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by KanayoIkeh(m): 1:23pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
They said intelligence skips a generation. Don't worry, your children will be smart 5 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 1:25pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Agybabe: Even fools marvel at your foolishnessI really love that insult. I cant stop laughing.. Lol 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 1:28pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
KanayoIkeh: They said intelligence skips a generation. Don't worry, your children will be smartOuch, sorry. Dat means in ur time derez none. Dnt worry ur children will be smart |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 1:36pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
harffie: If at 25 you Father is still giving you offering, then Rick Ross is sitting on your destiny!. Serously? has Rick Ross offended you in any way? |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by write2obi(m): 1:38pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
babeline:Those this post make sense to you 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by debrihachi(f): 1:49pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
hernars: I was gonna add u up but for a second I thought no beautiful girl would give up her IM details online xo easily...... My conclusion ? U are UGLYam finer than all da girls u v ever came across... |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by KMTee(f): 1:49pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Dayjhihannon01: Abi dindinrin f'edi si e ni Did a fool open yansh for you.... My dad... Xpecially while we make noise during τђε̣ news as a child!! Bυт its that time anoda noise will be generated from our laughter ... Kent bυт wonder dat what if actually a fool open yansh for me, will I be affected mentally?.. ROTFLMAO 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by haymoney01(m): 1:51pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
1) You and ds ur womb fitted foolishness... 2) Son of a gay monkey... 3) product of a smelling vagina 4) the world would av had less idiots if u mama wasn't a slut |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by eddiebomba(m): 1:52pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
How about this one: "Men, you're too stup.id to insult!!" |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by debrihachi(f): 1:53pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
hernars: I was gonna add u up but for a second I thought no beautiful girl would give up her IM details online xo easily...... My conclusion ? U are UGLYam finer dan all da girls dat u v ever came across |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by KMTee(f): 1:55pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
2 gurls were throwing insults at each other... one said 'why ur mouth dey smell like an abandoned public toilet' i almost fainted |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Gabrich007: 2:00pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
all of you in dis forum are FABRICATED FOOL. OLOSI JATI JATI |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ahmedcine(m): 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
From a doc to a med std- u don't knw ds! Ur skull/cranium must be empty! |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ministerblessed: 2:05pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Indian vulture,from my dad to my younger bro 3 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:09pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
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