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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Lorlaahlozz: 12:45pm On Aug 14, 2014
naijaboiy:
Oya follow me let's make the mission easier wink
u nd who..I still wan enjoy
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by naijaboiy: 12:47pm On Aug 14, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Funny thread

Xtarxhyne,lanicky and misshorlah amebo sis come nd see oo
Saw this on one thread grin grin

"See as poverty dey dance shoki on top your destiny"
grin grin
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Dayjhihannon01(m): 12:50pm On Aug 14, 2014
Agybabe:




*falls from cashew tree*
wetin u find go dia nah '''Network''? Han?
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by computerboy: 12:50pm On Aug 14, 2014

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Lorlaahlozz: 12:51pm On Aug 14, 2014
naijaboiy:
Saw this on one thread grin grin

"See as poverty dey dance shoki on top your destiny"
grin grin
lmao

Hope d prsn was not referring to u sha...

If not we go come dance shoki ontop d person grin
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by MrTeymee(m): 12:53pm On Aug 14, 2014
hifaif: 'You common cattle rearer' (Just cos I am Fulani)
cheesy this one was in Hall 3 "with that ur 6kb brain"

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by harffie(m): 12:53pm On Aug 14, 2014
If at 25 you Father is still giving you offering, then Rick Ross is sitting on your destiny!

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by BlissB(f): 12:56pm On Aug 14, 2014
Educated Illiterate Beast of no Nation
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by buchostags(m): 12:58pm On Aug 14, 2014
after telling a Frnds f**k u...it happened tht I admitted tht I was wrong then I told him "unfuck u"

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:03pm On Aug 14, 2014
I read on a thread, where a girl wrote "may amadioha strike you down and Bleep you front and back". cheesy

Someone once told me, "see as e do face like monkey wey dey chop shiit". cry

The one I always tell people is, "Eeyah, you better pick your yeye or miserable life from the ground". Especially when I am deemed fit to speak pidgin.

Hehee, a girl of 13years once insulted me and said, ' Muniru, shey you dey craze?, abi you wan die'. Chai, but I ignored her sha.
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2014
naijaboiy:
Saw this on one thread grin grin

"See as poverty dey dance shoki on top your destiny"
grin grin
u dey use style abuse lola
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Freelancer00(m): 1:11pm On Aug 14, 2014
babeline: Just recently, I contacted a guy on my bbm who had been trying to chase me but I had been pushing him off. Some guy I met just once ooo in church over a year sgo. Don't even remember his face even. So ya mentioned I and my family are looking to relocate and he says he knows some guys who are agents. We arranged that when I was ready I would call him up to go view a house he mentioned. I didn't call cos I was busy so I wasn't ready to see d place n I obviously had to go with my family members who'd live there too. Guy sends me a msg on bbm few days later and starts telling me I'm wasting his time. I ask him how his time was wanted when I didn't even go see the place And he was the one disturbing me about viewing d house in d 1st place. He starts becoming rude. I delete him off my bbm. He sends me a msg on whatsapp calling my pathetic and stupid. I block him on whatsapp and he sends me a text saying "you don't have money you LovePeddler". How I became a LovePeddler just cos I didn't call him to go view a house, I don't know. And how he came to the conclusion that my family do not have the money for the 5 bedroom duplex I asked him to check up for. I don't know. Who made him our account officer. I dunno
Oh! U're moving to a 5 bedroom duplex. Pls clap for her grin
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 14, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: Funny thread

Xtarxhyne,lanicky and misshorlah amebo sis come nd see oo
one small geh abused me say I dey look lyk person who pass God
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by sniperwolf(m): 1:12pm On Aug 14, 2014
Oh! I forgot I was in the joke section... very hilarious....
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by careema(f): 1:14pm On Aug 14, 2014
Oponu gbagi, didirin dugbe
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by phemziekay09(m): 1:14pm On Aug 14, 2014
Toyolad: Beautiful mugun.
Handsome didirin
grin grin grin
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:15pm On Aug 14, 2014
baby's n!pple z bigger than ur brain embarassed

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by KanayoIkeh(m): 1:23pm On Aug 14, 2014
They said intelligence skips a generation. Don't worry, your children will be smart

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 1:25pm On Aug 14, 2014
Agybabe: Even fools marvel at your foolishness
I really love that insult. I cant stop laughing.. Lol

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 1:28pm On Aug 14, 2014
KanayoIkeh: They said intelligence skips a generation. Don't worry, your children will be smart
Ouch, sorry. Dat means in ur time derez none. Dnt worry ur children will be smart
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 1:36pm On Aug 14, 2014
harffie: If at 25 you Father is still giving you offering, then Rick Ross is sitting on your destiny!
. Serously? has Rick Ross offended you in any way?
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by write2obi(m): 1:38pm On Aug 14, 2014
babeline:


OK I noticed some words I type change once posted. Is it naira land or my phone? Like stupid became silly and LovePeddler became love peddler! WTH is a love peddler?
Those this post make sense to you undecided

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by debrihachi(f): 1:49pm On Aug 14, 2014
hernars: I was gonna add u up but for a second I thought no beautiful girl would give up her IM details online xo easily...... My conclusion ? U are UGLY angry grin
am finer than all da girls u v ever came across...
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by KMTee(f): 1:49pm On Aug 14, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: Abi dindinrin f'edi si e ni Did a fool open yansh for you.... My dad... Xpecially while we make noise during τђε̣ news as a child!! Bυт its that time anoda noise will be generated from our laughter ... Kent bυт wonder dat what if actually a fool open yansh for me, will I be affected mentally?..

ROTFLMAO

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by haymoney01(m): 1:51pm On Aug 14, 2014
1) You and ds ur womb fitted foolishness... 2) Son of a gay monkey... 3) product of a smelling vagina 4) the world would av had less idiots if u mama wasn't a slut
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by eddiebomba(m): 1:52pm On Aug 14, 2014
How about this one: "Men, you're too stup.id to insult!!"
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by debrihachi(f): 1:53pm On Aug 14, 2014
hernars: I was gonna add u up but for a second I thought no beautiful girl would give up her IM details online xo easily...... My conclusion ? U are UGLY angry grin
am finer dan all da girls dat u v ever came across
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by KMTee(f): 1:55pm On Aug 14, 2014
2 gurls were throwing insults at each other...
one said 'why ur mouth dey smell like an abandoned public toilet'
i almost fainted
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Gabrich007: 2:00pm On Aug 14, 2014
all of you in dis forum are
FABRICATED FOOL.
OLOSI JATI JATI
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ahmedcine(m): 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2014
From a doc to a med std- u don't knw ds! Ur skull/cranium must be empty!
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ministerblessed: 2:05pm On Aug 14, 2014
Indian vulture,from my dad to my younger bro

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:09pm On Aug 14, 2014
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