hernars: I was gonna add u up but for a second I thought no beautiful girl would give up her IM details online xo easily...... My conclusion ? U are UGLY

MzNelly: Even your ass would be jealous of the shii.t that comes outta your mouth.

bidexmat: ......Ur IQ wuld be ok if ur brain is replaced wiv boiled indomie

defendedvictim:
who ask u?

Agybabe:




*falls from cashew tree*

killlie: A lecturer said dis 2 me in class:"see d way he's looking like a baby elephant."

defendedvictim:
ntoor! Wetin u bin dey do on top cashew tree?

Agybabe:
What a dumb question! Wetin I for dey do if not to pluck cashew fruits.

hernars: While growing up, I had issues with correction. I hate being corrected but d most annoying statement is (Yoruba) " ara o bale Olori arun "........I prefer being spanked to dat statement

johnahmed: Mass failure for 2014 WAEC Result.Forupgrading/any Help/ Call_08105470307

adorable29: Just last week, my class mate who wasn't following in a mathematics course told my lecturer "Sir, I don't understand. Pls come again".........

His reply (in thick igbo accent), "Shut up dia, any fool will easily understand this! Unless ofcourse you are bombaaastic fool"


The whole class burst laff!

defendedvictim:
hrd cashew fruits aids abortion..I see

muderkid: from a friend...Ur foolishness is imported

Agybabe:
ok

trukoments: God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck.

babeline: Just recently, I contacted a guy on my bbm who had been trying to chase me but I had been pushing him off. Some guy I met just once ooo in church over a year sgo. Don't even remember his face even. So ya mentioned I and my family are looking to relocate and he says he knows some guys who are agents. We arranged that when I was ready I would call him up to go view a house he mentioned. I didn't call cos I was busy so I wasn't ready to see d place n I obviously had to go with my family members who'd live there too. Guy sends me a msg on bbm few days later and starts telling me I'm wasting his time. I ask him how his time was wanted when I didn't even go see the place And he was the one disturbing me about viewing d house in d 1st place. He starts becoming rude. I delete him off my bbm. He sends me a msg on whatsapp calling my pathetic and stupid. I block him on whatsapp and he sends me a text saying "you don't have money you LovePeddler". How I became a LovePeddler just cos I didn't call him to go view a house, I don't know. And how he came to the conclusion that my family do not have the money for the 5 bedroom duplex I asked him to check up for. I don't know. Who made him our account officer. I dunno

otipoju:

For me this is the most hilarious. Saying that you are the most foolish in west africa makes it seem like after a proper reserach was done to discover the most foolish person in west africa, we discovered that it was you. It gives an air of authority to it.

LOL

AngelViva: Hehehie........wont dare say some of dis insult to any1 unless i wnt my teeth to be offloaded 4 me

defendedvictim:
ummm..sori if dat wz offensive. wz jst fooling arnd. u gud?

naijaboiy:

*Dives into Sambisa forest*

Lorlaahlozz: Bring back d girls oo
Nd not ebola oo

Oya follow me let's make the mission easier