Below are mine:
-HOLDING SALIVA IN THE MOUTH WHILE TALKING 2 ME...God! I can throw up seeing dat, gush..sum gals sha, some do it 4 fun dou..pls nd pls its damn irritating nd we boys dnt like it.
-GISTING ME ABOUT A MOVIE WHEN WATCHING IT 2GEDA... Then wr is d suspense den? Some will gist til u loose interest, most gals are guilty of this.
-LETTING US 2 SEE UR DIRTY UNDIES OR USED PADS... Nawao!
-NOT KNWING WEN ONE WANTS 2 BE SILENT ND THINK! Talk talk up nd down, even wen its obvious u ain't interestd in d gist, they neva stop! Boring u 2 death nd makin u nt able to think straight!

Feel free 2 add yours pls!

peeing by the roadside

Always thinking that every guy that approaches them wants to woo them.

Pinging when I'm discussing something serious. Applying make up in public. Taking too long to dress up. And the one written by the poster above me.

Trying to look rich when she is broke as hell

pasqal09: Always thinking that every guy that approaches them wants to woo them.

darling 97% of them do. Any ways all dese fake british american wannabes. the fake accent just frustrates me! Be real to yourself

edozie04: Trying to look rich when she is broke as hell

WICKID WiCKED
Hehehe...

djeezy: Pinging when I'm discussing something serious. Applying make up in public. Taking too long to dress up. And the one written by the poster above me.

how long do u expect ladies to dress up?

marieolae: how long do u expect ladies to dress up?

At least pick the dress you want to wear first, not searching for the one you want to wear whilst I'm waiting and not making the right choice on time. I'm sure you can relate.

D ladies washing their dirty,tattered,haggered,battered and rugged pants in public and having d effontery 2 sun it in full public Glare

Kissing ladies on a 1st date, talkin too much. Some guys can talk eh... Peeing on d road syd,

>Bad colour combinations, all in d name of make-up.

Farting
Picking of nose
Dragging of feet
Lying
Pretending not to want s3x when she is all wet

Claiming what they are not

marieolae: darling 97% of them do. Any ways all dese fake america british amercan wannabes. the fake accent just frustrates me! Be real to yourself

You mean ladies?

pasqal09:
You mean ladies?

I mean guys

marieolae: I mean guys

Ladies fake more than guys naa

I can't stand it when guys pee by the road side. To crown it all, dem no go wash hand after that.

Talking with a mouthful of food.

Peeing by the roadside. Like a yoruba woman in her early forties or late thirties I saw on my street, trying do so. Her ***** is too black. She needs to bleach it.

-Peeing by the road side while standing; with the two legs spread apart like the distance between the ends of a goal post
- Hitting my body just to emphasize a point, as if the statement she made was supposed to enter into my brain through the part of the body she hit
- Eating food and leaving half of the chicken or meat
-Chewing gum loudly... Making all those "Klaka Klaka" sounds

Refusing to let me go down second base after we've been kissing 4 hours..and even allowing me playtime with d bwoobs..I always feel like hitting their head with coke bottle whenever they do this..buh mama trained me not to hit women..only please em..

...thinking dat all a lady desires in a man is money...

mtcheew: peeing by the roadside

mtcheew

Gals tink everi relationship with dem is a job opportunity
And some stwepid once tink wan u qoute dem u want to woo dem the jobless gals do dis one very often
And some guys luv liking gals comment is absurd

When I communicate to her something in all seriousness she says, "really?" Or "can you imagine?" or "you don't say!" Or "like seriously?"

Not necessary in front of moi,any form of scratching, most ladies scratch their heavy hair I don't like it,they can be so unaware of the pple around n scratch the lower back region of their body,pls stop it,sorry if u feeling uncomfortable.

Elevation: Not necessary in front of moi,any form of scratching, most ladies scratch their heavy hair I don't like it,they can be so unaware of the pple around n scratch the lower back region of their body,pls stop it,sorry if u feeling uncomfortable.

I think sey na only me the thing dey disturb o..... especially that back region. Pls wash ya under_wear regularly.

Sagging n showin undeez or flesh!!! Bn too jumpy

Blizzyblinkzy: Kissing ladies on a 1st date, talkin too much. Some guys can talk eh... Peeing on d road syd,

Thank you so much,

Exposing their cleavages and wearing very short skirts. Dammit!

Exposing ugly laps and stretch-marked boooobss.

Ladies scratching bum bum in d public and some go still want to hug with those hands!