Am allergic to Shawarma, hope u get chaw 4 house just PM the location!

Kachisbarbie:
Hahahaha...you are welcome. I dey wait you na...
Pls buy Shawarma when you are coming #blinksEyelashes#

girls hav been actin funny sns d days of adam n eve

I like that "pitom pitom" sound though especially when her lips are soft and moist.

Mumumugu my padi... May you surely live long for dis write up... I dey ur back jhor

Kachisbarbie:
hahahaha...but you love the ones that bleach smallllll?

i was about asking that o@sanchez01...who does that, but i have seen a friend that did the engaged shiii, crowded her FB with engaged to ...., alongside pictures o...now they have broken up. She is now asking me if it's immature to delete the post(s).

Lolz... Your friend's state got me laughing. I think you should tell her to change her status. It is not in any way immature since the whole thing collapsed. It's actually funny when a guy who considers you as a Girlfriend end up seeing your status show 'engaged' when he knows that he might not be proposing. Unfortunately, girls who do this mostly are those within the range of 18-23. God help our ladies sha.

Kachisbarbie:
hahahaha...but you love the ones that bleach smallllll?

i was about asking that o@sanchez01...who does that, but i have seen a friend that did the engaged shiii, crowded her FB with engaged to ...., alongside pictures o...now they have broken up. She is now asking me if it's immature to delete the post(s).

why are those ladies so dumb sef.... There's a lady currently in my BBM, the way she worship her bf, uploads his pix by intervals is something else my sister... Each tym I ask of her bf, she quickly corrects me telling me he's her fiance and not bf... She's jst being too clingy... Smh

Make Una leave girls wey dey bleach o. No love for dark skin girls anymore. By the way, Girls that bleach and have black knuckles are using cheap bleaching cream. This days u can never no who bleached and who didn't. Cus expensive creams clear everything. I Noticed that fair girls are looking alike this days, almost like how all chinese people look alike

Op lemme add this

9. Running after a random guy with loads of cash but without any plan for you

10. Bashing an ambitious broke nigga, saying he's not your class but start running after him when his life changes for good

11. Being too clingy immediately you realize a guy came frm the UK

12. Lying helplessly like a log of wood during sexx, believing a guy who can't pound you well lik pounded yam is not worthy of marriage

13. Eating as if there's famine in the land when a guy take you to an eatery

14. Viewing this thread and bashing the OP, telling him he's spewing pooo for dis write up

hahahahaha funny but true. thank God I'm not 4 any

Pretyangel25: hahahahaha funny but true. thank God I'm not 4 any

are you sure ?

sandijey: Make Una leave girls wey dey bleach o. No love for dark skin girls anymore. By the way, Girls that bleach and have black knuckles are using cheap bleaching cream. This days u can never no who bleached and who didn't. Cus expensive creams clear everything. I Noticed that fair girls are looking alike this days, almost like how all chinese people look alike

so which of the creams without black knuckles would you recommend for dem ?

valmunich:
No problem, do quick come

pls shift lemme sit

sandijey: Make Una leave girls wey dey bleach o. No love for dark skin girls anymore. By the way, Girls that bleach and have black knuckles are using cheap bleaching cream. This days u can never no who bleached and who didn't. Cus expensive creams clear everything. I Noticed that fair girls are looking alike this days, almost like how all chinese people look alike

Sweetie.... no matter the bleaching cream a girl use, her pus.ssy lips without always remember her true complexion

umu nwanyi di egwu!

tosyne2much: so which of the creams without black knuckles would you recommend for dem ?

I have no idea o. I am dark skinned. Have no intentions of bleaching. But most of my bleached friends who were as dark or darker than me in secondary school don't have dark knuckles and I no they spend a lot of money to look that way. I must say, they looked finer than when they were dark and have a lot of suitors too. It's just the way it is.

IRRESPONSIBLE:
Sweetie.... no matter the bleaching cream a girl use, her pus.ssy lips without always remember her true complexion

Ehen. . Never new o. Used to think everything changes color.

sandijey:

I have no idea o. I am dark skinned. Have no intentions of bleaching. But most of my bleached friends who were as dark or darker than me in secondary school don't have dark knuckles and I no they spend a lot of money to look that way. I must say, they looked finer than when they were dark and have a lot of suitors too . It's just the way it is.

. Chaiiii guys sha

tosyne2much: are you sure ?

yes

Pretyangel25: yes

young lady, are you trying to say u aint even guilty of number 3 ? *winks*

tosyne2much: so which of the creams without black knuckles would you recommend for dem ?

u dae use style ask 4 d name so u go use am abi?? lemme help u---- this bleaching cream am abt 2 tell u is very effective, infact it turns black 2 white and white to whiter in minutes... the name is conc.tetraoxosulphate(vi).. nd others are in d picture below

stormybucci: u dae use style ask 4 d name so u go use am abi?? lemme help u---- this bleaching cream am abt 2 tell u is very effective, infact it turns black 2 white and white to whiter in minutes... the name is conc.tetraoxosulphate(vi).. nd others are in d picture below

hahahahahahaha egbon you calm down naa... I have a perfect skin bro... Check my profile pix *winks*

cuteniva: pls shift lemme sit

Why you go sidan Kwan? There's enough space to lie

tosyne2much: hahahahahahaha egbon you calm down naa... I have a perfect skin bro... Check my profile pix *winks*

k i'll say u said so... ur face tho

tosyne2much: young lady, are you trying to say u aint even guilty of number 3 ? *winks*

hahahaha. yes I'm not guilty because I dont like the so call sex

stormybucci: u dae use style ask 4 d name so u go use am abi?? lemme help u---- this bleaching cream am abt 2 tell u is very effective, infact it turns black 2 white and white to whiter in minutes... the name is conc.tetraoxosulphate(vi).. nd others are in d picture below

I didn't bother turning ma phone upside down reading that poo

OP, dis ya monicker na wa oh 'mumumugu?' As in only u?

Pretyangel25: hahahaha. yes I'm not guilty because I dont like the so call sex

Did u say u dont like sex? If yes, may I ask why? Cd it be becos u hav low libido, bad experience in d past or les b tins?

Hav u tried d different categories of sex b4 concluding u dont like it...like cunninglungus, fingering, anal sex and vaginal sex?

tosyne2much: why are those ladies so dumb sef.... There's a lady currently in my BBM, the way she worship her bf, uploads his pix by intervals is something else my sister... Each tym I ask of her bf, she quickly corrects me telling me he's her fiance and not bf... She's jst being too clingy... Smh

jealousy! Jealousy!! Jealousy!!! U wished u were her fiance'. Dont u?

The change of name and status, is just plain craziness.

obongproff:

Did u say u dont like sex? If yes, may I ask why? Cd it be becos u hav low libido, bad experience in d past or les b tins?

Hav u tried d different categories of sex b4 concluding u dont like it...like cunninglungus, fingering, anal sex and vaginal sex?

reasons best know to me

@Sanchez01 : that my friend own would be hard smallll...that her own flaunting was much, she even changed her birthday to the guy's own...
Kept on uploading different pics with captions...'you light up ma word'
-'you rock ma world, you know you do'...lollllz
Where should she start from mbok, iss it the birthday or the pictures.

@tosyne2much : sometimes it's not like they are clingy, I think it's faith...like this ma friend, then if you ask her...what will you be doing this weekend. She would say something like, I would go see my sister-inlaw with my fiance .
Person wey no know the road to her papa house and vice-versa.

Kachisbarbie: @Sanchez01 : that my friend own would be hard smallll...that her own flaunting was much, she even changed her birthday to the guy's own...
Kept on uploading different pics with captions...'you light up ma word'
-'you rock ma world, you know you do'...lollllz
Where should she start from mbok, iss it the birthday or the pictures.

@tosyne2much : sometimes it's not like they are clingy, I think it's faith...like this ma friend, then if you ask her...what will you be doing this weekend. She would say something like, I would go see my sister-inlaw with my fiance .
Person wey no know the road to her papa house and vice-versa.

This is indeed serious. I am sure she has learnt her lesson.