kennyonthrone:
Babe watz dis one naa

I was only trying to book space.
Pls I use God name beg you stop. jealousing

davdandam: A lump of eba, bigger than your mouth works like magic. ....tnk me later

bread even pushes it down or take enough water but eba (or any other solid food) works faster

Ahhh I rem. 100L na me with ma roommate dey chop eba with fish naso I carry fish chop say I no dey chop the eba again...meanwhile I no feeel hungry @ all but I wan chop fish....mehn dat fish bone just cross my throat...I ended up swallowing the whole eba with big big morsels...yet the bone stand gidigba...na the 3rd day I manage use my hand remove am o.....I kept the bone as a souvenir till my 300L sha....lolz

merieam16: space booker









I hail thee

An you no be space u book,na airline-tickets you booked ; naija peeps booking and buying "spacecraft" since 1814

Mine was trying to swallow a `large` piece of yam without chewing when i was about 6 yrs old and the thing just stuck there for about 2 hours.What got it down within 1 second was one round of an injection.

If na Eba you dey Chop now e for Make Sense..Just Swallow One Handful of Thickly Rolled Eba nd' ur Good

Mine ws nt jus a bone,,,,,, on this precious day, after finishin d eba. I decided to bite a lil piece of KPORMOR inside the egusi soup, buh it ws damn too tough. I made up my mind to swallow it straight sinx its hard to cut, then #BINGO#... It got stuck in my throat... I cried lik a baby dat day, thank God dat mom ws around. I later use corect MAMA NKECHI AKPU to push it down sinx d eba is finished....

Okay, So when I was small, like idk 5, Mom wanted Τ̅Ơ cook soup, so she boiled fish (part of what she was going Τ̅Ơ use in making that soup Awesome). Anyways she left the kitchen and I walked in after doing my assignments. I saw the fishes on a flat plate, scattered on the shelf and I decided Τ̅Ơ steal no take . Out of hurrying I took bone + fish and threw it my mouth. Then the frustration started. The bone got stuck in my throat and w☺nt go away. I coughed, drank water, but it w☺nt go away. Out of frustration and Fear I told Mom. She refused Τ̅Ơ help me, and I started crying. I went outside, and when the lady in the next flat saw me,asked what was wrong, I told her and guess her solution? I should kneel and carry a grinding stone on my head. I did it (con see punishment) e no work. After like 20 mins they said I should buy bread, eat it in big chunks without water. I ate all, it ddnt work. Not until Mom cooked finish and I ate the Veg soup with big moulds of eba that it helped. Lol since that day if I or my brother remembers the incident, we'll laugh hard Lol

I swallow big Eba without soup and e commot.

Bone for throat dey pain eh.

amtalkin: Be graceful cos ur own small. Mine was pomo, ate it in school on monday I could nt eat still thursday. I threw up everything I ate!

If Oga Jonah sees this, he is going to ban Pomo totally...

Jostico: aunty:who can tell me what children do eat as lunch mainly on sundays??
Nobody knows then akpos hands was up.ok come up akpos
AKPOS:aunty i'm a victim we often eat TILAPIA FISH AND DO DRINK LA CASERA..........
Teacher:round of applaud for him..aunty:who can tell me what children do eat as lunch mainly on sundays??
Nobody knows then akpos hands was up.ok come up akpos
AKPOS:aunty i'm a victim we often eat TILAPIA FISH AND DO DRINK LA CASERA..........
Teacher:round of applaud for him..aunty:who can tell me what children do eat as lunch mainly on sundays??
Nobody knows then akpos hands was up.ok come up akpos
AKPOS:aunty i'm a victim we often eat TILAPIA FISH AND DO DRINK LA CASERA..........
Teacher:round of applaud for him..

u dull sha

FrankySnow: I swallow big Eba without soup and e commot.

Bone for throat dey pain eh.

this girl nawa o

davdandam: A lump of eba, bigger than your mouth works like magic. ....tnk me later

yes oh

PrinceCharmiing: Actually I was eating tilapia fish today with a bottle of La Casera, I wanted to drink the lacasera while still chewing the fish and dayum! It washed the bone down to my throat! And you know how strong that bone is, I nearly die sha. I was able to push it down by drink almost 5 liters of water

So why didn't u die now?

Using this.
I kept it in my car since then.
My bro bought it in the market, though it's originally meant for removing torn in the feet

incatations with seven seeds of alligator pepper

daveP: this girl nawa o

But na werin I do na my mama cook soup with dried fish, I nor no how the bone take hang me for throat and the only remedy na Eba without soup so I swallow big Eba without soup 2 times and the bone comot.

Sha you think say I no dey chop Eba ni

Yeah the bone stucked in my throat is my ex. I just can't wait to remove it...its preventing me from eating other better food...I taya o!

FrankySnow: But na werin I do na my mama cook soup with dried fish, I nor no how the bone take hang me for throat and the only remedy na Eba without soup so I swallow big Eba without soup 2 times and the bone comot.

Sha you think say I no dey chop Eba ni

so you eat fish??/ busted haha

jennylove7575: Yeah the bone stucked in my throat is my ex. I just can't wait to remove it...its preventing me from eating other better food...I taya o!

you mean its still in there?

Mehn it ain't funny that moment u hooked with it tho...but yeah a lump of garri does it

This is the Gospel truth,just mix a solution of salt and water,then drink as much as you can.

daveP: so you eat fish??/ busted haha

Yes I eat dried fish because it has no smell unlike fresh fish that smell like a dead animal.

What are you bursting Fresh fish, chicken, turkey, egg.....tufia.

Happened to me on my birthday lastyear,i tried everything from Eba to dry garri,i even started bleeding a little,my mum thought twas my village people oh. After like 2hrs,without trying anytin again,it went down!

sinola: This is the Gospel truth,just mix a solution of salt and water,then drink as much as you can.

ul become bloated if its still there u know. eba still is the most efficient remedy

MizTyna: Happened to me on my birthday lastyear,i tried everything from Eba to dry garri,i even started bleeding a little,my mum thought twas my village people oh. After like 2hrs,without trying anytin again,it went down!

was d eba hot enough? yeah not joking.....




lol@village peeps

FrankySnow: Yes I eat dried fish because it has no smell unlike fresh fish that smell like a dead animal.

What are you bursting Fresh fish, chicken, turkey, egg.....tufia.

u said u dont lik fish rem

daveP: u said u dont lik fish rem

And I'm not changing it davep, freah fish smells.