MrsBreezy:

Haha Woah. Nice early start lol well good luck to you.

haha, yeah thank you!

Jbluv55:

*comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCock is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

I've never seen love expressed better. Thumbs up, Jb. She couldn't possibly refuse you now.

I'm green with whatever it is makes people green, in situations like this.

MrsBreezy:

I know right. She's amazing. Go to church.

I should b d one telling u dat...NL addict

emmyspark007:
I should b d one telling u dat...NL addict

I am not addicted lol. Shhhh

MrsBreezy:

I am not addicted lol. Shhhh

U ARE....am certain u didn't go to church today but u r online or are u in church?

emmyspark007:
U ARE....am certain u didn't go to church today but u r online or are u in church?

Haha I am not. I'm not going to church no

MrsBreezy:

Haha I am not. I'm not going to church no

I hope NL doesn't deprive u from going to heaven

emmyspark007:
I hope NL doesn't deprive u from going to heaven

I hope so too. sure you'll beg God to bring me up won't ya

MrsBreezy where your sisters at?

MrsBreezy:

I hope so too. sure you'll beg God to bring me up won't ya

Definitely...I will be standing next to angel Gabriel or any angel on duty and am certain he won't deprive a pretty angel like u from entering

emmyspark007:
Definitely...I will be standing next to angel Gabriel or any angel on duty and am certain he won't deprive a pretty angel like u from entering

Hahah false. I'm no.pretty angel... so will I be going to Hell then

Rapzino: MrsBreezy where your sisters at?

Hah I have sisters?

MrsBreezy:

Hah I have sisters?

i mean the gals on this thread

Tallesty1:
My Son


Network did not allow me to follow up your game yesterday but even though I was not online to watch it happen, I was sure you would win cause a Lion can not give birth to a goat. Ihe agwọ murụ ga etoriri ogologo. I know you would win and I was right cause I have seen how you laced your post with sugar and honey. Even a deeper-lifer would fall for you.

TBh--most of the things you said there do not exist

I fear for UNIBEN girls because the power in your tongue is amazing

It is not bad if you can sweet-tongue one to accept your old man. I think I can still perform

Congratulations.

It didn't easy according uncle P.

But now that you have a woman of you own, I expect you to know that your dad ain't giving you a dime anymore cause you are now a man.

So trouble me no more for school fees.

Congratulations bro, you didn't fall my hand

am over excited... Tanks papi

Rapzino: i mean the gals on this thread

Haha you're going to have to mention them one by one. They don't come according to my beck and call. Sorry.

MrsBreezy:

Haha you're going to have to mention them one by one. They don't come according to my beck and call. Sorry.

MrsBreezy:

Haha you're going to have to mention them one by one. They don't come according to my beck and call. Sorry.

Rapzino:

I know

MrsBreezy:

I know

ok dear

MrsBreezy:

Hahah false. I'm no.pretty angel... so will I be going to Hell then

Have u heard of d adage 'what God has joined together let no man put asunder'...Ours will b 'what God has joined together let NOTHING (even sin) put asunder'..That's if u agree to marry me

emmyspark007:
Have u heard of d adage 'what God has joined together let no man put asunder'...Ours will b 'what God has joined together let NOTHING (even sin) put asunder'..That's if u agree to marry me

Naijaboiy where you at man?

Rapzino: Naijaboiy where you at man?

He was sentenced to 10yrs in sambisa forest

emmyspark007:
He was sentenced to 10yrs in sambisa forest

you some David man? Naijaboiy ain't no Uriah and MrsBreezy ain't Bathseba!

Rapzino: then start wooing us

dat one dey...

Sarimah: dat one dey...

hmmm

RuudNisterooy: Lol. do you need an explanation?

of course .

Rapzino: you some David man? Naijaboiy ain't no Uriah and MrsBreezy ain't Bathseba!

Who?

emmyspark007:
Have u heard of d adage 'what God has joined together let no man put asunder'...Ours will b 'what God has joined together let NOTHING (even sin) put asunder'..That's if u agree to marry me

Hahah the wooing contest is over sorry.

Marriage ke?

Neldrizzy: the female edition is next week...

Good riddance!!! No p sha!

Jbluv55:

*comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCork is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

*FAINTS*

Elantracey:


yes nau

seriously? make I copy an rewrite am with ur name since him no put copyright on top am

cirmuell:

*FAINTS*

*splashes water on his face *

farano: Thumbs up! Very romantic lines

Adupe mami .