This kind of stupid joke could earn you 5 years in prison if it was an advanced county. With that picture a police might think you wanted to commit suicide.
Any ways, everything goes in my country. Just try it else where.

Jennydoris: With that face like that tell me why won't your girlfriend leave you for another guy.
That your face self smh

Lol.. See yabbing. And op, since you're all set to kill yourself already, why you still dey ask? Drop that phone you're asking this with and do the needful. I bet your 'bestfriend' and 'girlfriend' will be the first to spit on your body by the time you die with a face so screwed up. Abeg say me hi to my ancestors, from my grandfather to his -father.

MzPreshie: Lol.. See yabbing. And op, since you're all set to kill yourself already, why you still dey ask? Drop that phone you're asking this with and do the needful. I bet your 'bestfriend' and 'girlfriend' will be the first to spit on your body by the time you die with a face so screwed up. Abeg say me hi to my ancestors, from my grandfather to his -father.

Help me tell him.

agohmamuda: see as eh put face like ninja turtle. Die murra-fakka, die!!!

Ahhan why na...why should you wish anyone death.

Richy4: This kind of stupid joke could earn you 5 years in prison if it was an advanced county. With that picture a police might think you wanted to commit suicide.
Any ways, everything goes in my country. Just try it else where.

How will they put you in prison because you wanted to commit suicide

Arva:
Ahhan why na...why should you wish anyone death.

non est factum. By the way, u cute and i like u already.

That knife is too skinny...you need a bigger knife. Butchers knife. You don't have to kill yourself doing selfie do a video instead... I love to see the video....although electric saw will be faster u won't feel the pain...while u are at it your best friend will be very busy combing her eden thouroughly, with a subtle music playing at the background...titled..10million ways to die choose one..by snoop doggy dogg

Are you dead yet?

like oshimole would say, Op go and die. thanks

My fellow nairalanders, y are thou so wicked?

Arva:
How will they put you in prison because you wanted to commit suicide

I will not answer that question my dear. Google is your friend.

Arva:
How will they put you in prison because you wanted to commit suicide

For your information, an attempt to commit suicide is a criminal offence.

ITbomb:
Are you dead yet?

Decided Nt To Die Again Sinceit Is A Sin Against God

olayincar:
U want dis rubbish to enter FP!

Helo Mr Man , I Dont Think I Beg For Fp So Wordafnck Are U Sayin Is Nairaland Fp Makes Me Popular Or Add Money To The 10naira In My Pocket,if Nah Even The Punch Newspaper I Will Agree With Yu.
In Conclusion Go And Find A Work To Do Instead Of Discouraging Pple N