tosyne2much: Lemme keep the ball rolling

Either you are very handsome or not bashing is inevitable, you can be bashed regardless of your handsomeness and vice versa

A long time ago, I walked up to a random lady and my approach was, '' what's up pretty lady? I wan really want to use this opportunity getting to know you.. Na cat or dog dey talk ooooo, she no even respond.. I tried my best possible to make her say something but all to no avail

Could you believe I stupidly took a walk with her for almost 10mins without a response..

# Fast forward# I got pissed off and told her, '' thanks for making me look like a fool'' I have to go at this point.. She looked at me and said, '' pls get something doing''.. Ehnnnnnnn !!!, it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on my head from behind. At that instance low self esteem was printed on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up

Please share your experience and spread the fun

*Note*- No forming of fine boy on dis thread

Niqqa you made me laugh that people around me were thinking twice...10 minutes is too damn long to walk by a girl who isn't replying you and what made me laugh the more was when you said,thank you for making me look f00lishhh,.....well it happened to me two friday ago,I walked up to her and said hello,she had ear phone plugged in so she was just staring at me but unsure of what to say I guess that was her problem,she was nervous to talk,so as a real niqqa I just stylish walked pass her swinging my hands to show my confidence regardless of her speechlessness.

Yomieluv: While in school,I met a girl in a bus,she was sobbing,I tried chatting her up,she didn't bulge,I persisted,she refused to tell me the cause.

When I made further attempt,she shouted at me,everybody turned to me,I was embarrassed. I alighted at the next bus stop,even though my destination was still further.

bwahahahahahahahahahaaha guy abeg nor use lafff kill me ooooo... Ahn ahn I so tey water dey comot for my eyes

aaronson: Niqqa you made me laugh that people around me were thinking twice...10 minutes is too damn long to walk by a girl who isn't replying you and what made me laugh the more was when you said,thank you for making me look f00lishhh,.....well it happened to me two friday ago,I walked up to her and said hello,she had ear phone plugged in so she was just staring at me but unsure of what to say I guess that was her problem,she was nervous to talk,so as a real niqqa I just stylish walked pass her swinging my hands to show my confidence regardless of her speechlessness.

this got me cracking