All dey want is a nice fuk

Buying Suya for your date on a cool evening and you only concentrate on eating the onions while she eats the meat.

How romantic

Hmmmmmmmmm
A romantic date, huh??
I hardly go out, so I'd prefer him coming over to my room, I cook, we eat(feed each other) with something cool n refreshing, cuddle up n watch romantic movies with intervening kisses , make out a lil, den sleep in each other's arms( did I mention I love spooning, n cuddling in dt position is d bomb!!!) . Anyway, wake up, gist, kiss some more, den see him off after giving him a french kiss he will keep thinking of for at least one more week( yea, am a great kisser)

marieolae: wow would u b my date lol?

well this may break your heart but HE doesn't like a SHE.HE prefers a HE.

My idea is taking her to places like onitsha market ,balogun market ,buy her gala n lacacera , knack her ukwu ,then she wud start pursuing me inside the market , we wud run round till she catches me once she gets me we wud start kissing till the market women start stoning us wit tomatoes n maggi...... Its Fun , try it

Kai!

Make I hear wetin Nigerian girls go say.

Romance in the same word as a Nigerian girl is like saying Church in the same word as Saudi Arabia.

Majority do not know what romance is, are in-romancisable, cannot evoke romantic feelings in a guy and do not deserve to be romanced.

Their stinking attitudes and personalities are the perfect killers of romance or any romantic mood.

pyyxxaro:



So this what u use to do abi , that's y u av 14 carry-overs..... I must report u to daddy...... Let's bet

. 14 what? .sorry I am a graduate of * years

alexis007: and tu-face's 'dancing in the rain' would playing in the background?...see 1st-class ezuzu...'standing in the rain?'...wadafuq...so this is your idiotic style of getting her wet?

why you dey hate na? Say ur own make i say mine.
Afterall,she no dey complain:p

Samiceman: Eat, Bleep,Eat again,Bleep agn.... That's all

what's the meaning bleep

Mintayo:
why you dey hate na? Say ur own make i say mine.
Afterall,she no dey complain:p

no complain...not @ all...till her teeth begins to clatter and she begins to fidget....beta still,since u like winter-weather tryst....[points hand to hand as if he's thinking deep]...i know this deep freezer that can contain two people....i'm sure you'd like being inside it wit her...

if I say what my idea of a romantic date is, you lots would wage war with your fingers.

so I would just keep mute and follow this thread to see opinions.

fairygeh: . 14 what? .sorry I am a graduate of * years

* years ........... Like 1960 ......... Sorry I won't report again

I don't do datês...

I dont know!

argon500: To me, I believe it is something you both enjoy in an environment where you can pay attention to each other, talk, touch, kiss.

So: Dinner at a quiet restaurant. Walking somewhere nice - beach, mountains, etc. Boating on a lake, Exploring a city (either far away, or your hometown), Dancing, Picnics.

Perfecto. I agree 100%

ifihearam: Buying Suya for your date on a cool evening and you only concentrate on eating the onions while she eats the meat.

How romantic

LOL

bright007: no idea

Chaii!!! I raise my cap 4u Your signature is 2nd to none

pyyxxaro: My idea is taking her to places like onitsha market ,balogun market ,buy her gala n lacacera , knack her ukwu ,then she wud start pursuing me inside the market , we wud run round till she catches me once she gets me we wud start kissing till the market women start stoning us wit tomatoes n maggi...... Its Fun , try it

Lwmkd!! You na proper yeye

alexis007: no complain...not @ all...till her teeth begins to clatter and she begins to fidget....beta still,since u like winter-weather tryst....[points hand to hand as if he's thinking deep]...i know this deep freezer that can contain two people....i'm sure you'd like being inside it wit her...

lol. You wana compare rain droplets to deep freezer? Interesting!

Sagamite:

Kai!

Make I hear wetin Nigerian girls go say.

Romance in the same word as a Nigerian girl is like saying Church in the same word as Saudi Arabia.

Majority do not know what romance is, are in-romancisable, cannot evoke romantic feelings in a guy and do not deserve to be romanced.

Their stinking attitudes and personalities are the perfect killers of romance or any romantic mood.

Mscheeew

for me a trip down to the national theater to watch a live performance shud do and from there we go under the tree at the theater to av a picnic...

Atmmachine: Having sex after smoking some weed

#

Jesus Loves You

Ishilove:
Mscheeew

For me, anywhere we go must end on my brand new comfy bed For me, anywhere we go must end on my brand new comfy bed wt her on all fours, her face down n a$$ up begging for more

preciousjoz1: well this may break your heart but HE doesn't like a SHE.HE prefers a HE.

haha

And dis is d definition of a Romantic date!

fatdon2: I like to start with a nice dinner in a
good restaurant with good
ambiance . During the meal I like to
have a nice bottle of wine and good
conversation . After dinner a long
walk and I like to hold hands . If the date goes well , I like to invite my date
back to my place and I always put a
bottle of wine in to chill before I
leave so it will be ready when I get
home . We have some good wine and
good conversation relax a few kisses and some cuddling . I also like good
background music , I always ask my
date to pick the music . Then I will
take her home or she may wish to stay .
I leave that up to her and no
pressure . If the date was good then we are on our way to a second date

merit12: My. Ideal is smoking weed with him


Smoke our head out


Isn't that romantic?a babes that understands



Nop



I'm going back


Up nepa

u r a gal afta my own heart

Aweeee, this thread is making me go romantic. Any sweet romantic babe in Owerri should call me on 07051986233. Plenty money to spend, plenty se.x too. The more the se.x, the more the money. If you re interested, call 07051986233. It's discreet. No third party. Just me and u. *Switches On Phone*

No finance no romance

chill together on a quiet n lonely beach or green grass...drink wine n smoke weed (if she smoke or she will). She ends up in my room, we fvck all nite...she wakes the nxt mawnin with me waiting by the side of the bed wit light breakfast

pyyxxaro:

* years ........... Like 1960 ......... Sorry I won't report again

. Lol report now

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