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Getting Married...must Read!!! by klins4213(m): 6:19pm On Oct 01, 2014
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I _______________hereby apply to marry your daughter sir.
I am _____ years old
Please answer the following questions honestly:
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working?Yes/No
5. Do you have a car?Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, Donot continue this application form, Leave my house immediately and don't look back
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage
2. With the aid of a diagram Explain how you can give respect to your father in-law & mother in-law
3. Suppose your wife says"Honey I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would ur answer be?
4. Explain any 10 causes of divorce
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
6. Do you have both dad and mum?Yes/No, If No explain why?
7.Were your parents legally married?Yes/No, If YES for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY", as often used by women(100 words)
9. Give any 3 reasons a man sleeps outside his home
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered?Yes/No
LAST PART BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
3. When can I interview your mum?
4. When can I interview your church pastor?
5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in newspapers to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter, your application will be processed n I'll get back only if U're successful.
Re: Getting Married...must Read!!! by marquiseT(f): 6:33pm On Oct 01, 2014
Laff wan kill me for here...seriously tink my dad should do this

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