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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by adellam16(f): 4:44pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Believe it or not I learnt to drive a manual car with my fiancee's erect ding dong. Here's wat happened! He has tried teaching me how to drive on several occasions but I always make a mistake. He got tired nd gave up. One evening we were relaxing in his room naked collecting fresh air in all d hidden parts of our body. He got turned on nd wanted to get down. He was so erect oooo. I now yabbed him dat his jr looked like the gear. I now told him he should lie back let me c if I could use his erection to change gears. He agreed! Men he almost died of pain, pleasure and laughter! I now mounted him nd started moving on him nd changing gears. D guy beg me tire dat I should stop, but I no ansa am. At last ii got d changing gear part nd we did d main tin. I swear I now sabi drive manual motor, I sabi auto ooo but I learnt manual on his( pepper pepper has catch me ooooooo) waterrrrr 3 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by lepasharon(f): 4:44pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by toseen29: 7:31pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
I knew i will never be able to teach my wife the basics especially with our only car then Peugeot 406 manual. So i handed her over to our mechanic who took her thru drivin within the streets for almost 3 wks but refused to take her to the main road/express. i guess the man wanted to make it a piont that she did not spoil my car. one weekend as we were goin out i told her to get the steering and drive. she drove successfully within the street until we hit the main road, as she atempted to change lane in a slow moving traffic with a stationery car in front she hit a car passing by her side. we got down from the car sorted out the issue with the driver of the other car. As we proceeds to move on, she said she's not driving again at least for that day but i refused to take the steering from her. she later pickd it up, drove to the outing and drove us back home with our 4 month baby & my mother-in-law sitted @ the back & that was it, from that day onward she has been driving herself with no accident record. 6 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Candour(m): 10:06pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
Hmmm..... It wasn't easy. Its never easy for me teaching someone I love how to drive. It was difficult with my younger siblings and it was doubly difficult with my darling wife because of love. You just feel so frustrated when she doesn't get those 'simple' things (that you yourself didn't get that easily when you were in her shoes o ). I will scream at her, throw my hands up in frustration and one day, I shouted her into ramming into one car at an intersection .I just started laughing at myself at that point when I thought of the money way go comot my pocket for repairs She eventually perfected it when she got her own car though not after brushing my own car some few times sha My advice: let her go to a driving school to get the basics then you can do the finishing touch to avoid BP issues 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by junell(f): 11:07pm On Oct 08, 2014 |
I learnt from the most aggressive and quick tempered man: my dad. 2 days was all it took and I was already on Oshodi expressway with him as my tutor. After much shouting from him and me crying severally, you can guess the kind of driver i turned out to be: Aggressively defensive! My husband knows me too well that I must drag space even if it's 1 inch. So, he doesn't let me drive his car when am with him. 6 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by sayoberry(f): 10:13am On Oct 09, 2014 |
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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Iyabetajos(f): 12:50pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
dis comments are really klling me.my mum tried several years ago n later gave up on me.hubby later took over and i tell u it wasnt funny.dere was a day he shouted ode n pulled my ears(wasnt funny at all). i vowed i will neva drive again bt he was later transferred n he left d car behind. i wanted goin to church n couldnt get bike hmmmn wat do u think happened urs truly did d needful by flyin d car to church 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by pragmatistm(m): 4:59am On Oct 10, 2014 |
ddippset:This cracked me up seriously. I beg keep the hilarious posts coming. Im gathering experience how I will train my wife. She has been disturbing me to learn. But you guys scare me oo. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Specialist900(m): 5:43pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
HFOG:you too reach here? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by HFOG(f): 6:40pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
Specialist900:Yes my brother. Laughed so hard. Was worth the read. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Specialist900(m): 9:15pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
HFOG:im waiting for your story too o |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by HFOG(f): 2:32pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Specialist900:Me no get story oh. Learnt to drive at 16. Was so much fun for me. The thing do like play play for my eyes. Went for lessons with my elder brother and Mum's driver once or twice in the field. Started driving when my elder brother was away. Mum doesn't drive and needed to go out. Two vehicles available but no driver. She vexed and said I should take her. Na so my driving start. Bashed the car only once against the door of the garage while trying to park. Me lord learnt to drive shortly after we got married. Didn't bother putting him through. Already knew how impatient and irritated I might get. His friends taught him. Stayed at home while he learnt and insisted he drives when we go out. He's perfected his driving. I do not drive anymore except we're not together. People say I drive like a man that I'm too rough. While my lord is the perfect man that he is even while driving. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by egesie(m): 2:49pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Octaves:same here, even pothole a blindman can see, ma mum will be like "see pothole ooo"...then when I reach 100kmph and above, ma mum will start speaking igbo, calling ma late dad's name n be like "Ifeanyi oo, see what u've taught ur son oo" 8 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Specialist900(m): 7:07pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
HFOG:16 as a lady? Wow. It's good o. I think I was about 14 or 15 when I and my elder brothers used to use dad's car to learn without him knowing. the story long o |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by HFOG(f): 7:17pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
Specialist900:Abi oh. Na so. Maybe na you in teach our ma'am wey dey road |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Specialist900(m): 7:25pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
HFOG:I don't think so o. I'll go with the recommendations from this thread. I'll contract the job to someone I remember my dad trying to teach mum on Sundays after church in a field, na so them come back one day with the story say mumcy carry motor enter bush. Na that day training end. This happened in like year 2000, she then resorted to using a driver till last year she finally went to driving school. She now drives her automatic car perfectly. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 7:40pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
They just picked up Mrs CityNG for her first driving lesson. It's going to be 2 hours today. Just for reference I shopped and I'm paying $320 for 6 hours of lesson in Los Angeles. Its a newish Honda Civic pasted all over with Student Driver sticker. I looked in there and the instructor has a duplicate brake pedal ONLY on her side So instead of stressing myself and her out, she's off with a professional and I'm sitting here watching old Bob Marley videos at home 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by tmanis(m): 11:19pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
funny thread... thank God dad was too busy to teach my mum, maybe all these drama would have happened sha... still got a share of the frustration sha.. |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by idu1(m): 7:05pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Pamcrest:hehehehehehehehehehehe aunty mi hehehehehehehehehehehe |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Pamcrest(f): 10:17pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
idu1: Who is yr aunty? |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Agrika: 4:47pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
junell:Hehehe...lucky you! |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Agrika: 4:50pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
egesie:Speaking igbo kwa, hehehehehehehe |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by zemaye: 10:54am On Nov 25, 2014 |
CityNG How's d lessons going eh? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by Nobody: 2:56pm On Nov 25, 2014 |
zemaye: Thanks for asking, we've made much progress. She does all of the local driving now except for the freeways. A vast improvement from the couple of months ago, very proud of her. PS: Note for folks whose Spouses are coming to the US, please let them learn how to drive in Nigeria. It will be much cheaper and less stressful.
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Re: Have You Taught A Spouse To Drive? by zemaye: 12:37pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Congrats to your wifey 1 Like |
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