dolarland:
She tells u to switch off d light in a dark room while u two are lyin on bed discussing... lol bro no think of anything. Just run she won transform

I go de form ha

ROTFL

tosyne2much:
which of the afore listed points are you guilty of.. Number 5 I guess

You can't be so sure. Not at all.

dolarland:
She tells u to switch off d light in a dark room while u two are lyin on bed discussing... lol bro no think of anything. Just run she won transform

And if you are there thinking that this thread will not make front page, then you are a world class dumb ass nigga



Big ups op!!

And if you are there thinking that this thread will not make front page, then you are a lifetime dumb ass nigga



Big ups op!!

Bad son of a good father

Obinoscopy:
Bad son of a good father

you sef knw say na truth I yarn so

tosyne2much:
I will try as much as possible to make this understandable

1. While in your room, if she tells you to close the curtain that she prefers the room to be in dark condition and you close the curtain looking like a frustrated Jambite and you still don't get the message. My broda, you are a bonafide dumb niqqa at OND Level


2. When she tells you she's feeling heat inside AC and you zoomed off at Hussain Bolt pace to get her hand-fan.. My broda make I no deceive you. You are a dumb niqqa at HND Level

3. When you are both watching an interesting movie and she tells you she's not enjoying it all and you inquired if she wishes to watch another movie and she says NO.. If you still don't grab this message.. You are a dumb niqqa at Bsc Level

4. If you summon the courage to make a move and she ask you '' what do you think you are doing ?' And you start looking like someone who just got a sack letter.. You are a dumb niqqa at PhD level

5, As humorous as you are, if she has been laughing at every of your jokes and you noticed she suddenly stopped laughing even as you try to crack ribs breaking jokes.. If you still can't grab her msg, hmmmm my broda, you are a dumb niqqa at Msc level

6. If she keeps reminding you every 2mins that she would be going soon and you still don't grab the msg.. My broda you are a dumb niqqa at Prof level

7. Lastly, if you bash, crucify, condemn and insult me for this write up, my brother, you are a certified dumb niqqa at VC level

. Mr man ,,,,,, u ve won urself no medal @ all......... Stp generalizing theories and tricks abt girls........... What workeD for bola might not work for bisoye ,,,,,,,,its a girl and her personal wahala............. Stp calling people dumb numb nd co.......... Unless if u be Otondo for babes matter

louiskay:
. Mr man ,,,,,, u ve won urself no medal @ all......... Stp generalizing theories and tricks abt girls........... What workeD for bola might not work for bisoye ,,,,,,,,its a girl and her personal wahala............. Stp calling people dumb numb nd co.......... Unless if u be Otondo for babes matter

alryt thnk you sir

tosyne2much:
alryt thnk you sir

. #NOTED#

louiskay:
. #NOTED#

alryt broda

you are dumbest if you are expecting any othis before you move

U garrit

olexjay:
Wen a gal call u willingly dat she wanna pay u a visit and she's telling u not to try sometin funny wen she come and she visit u and lay on d bed....... And u sit watching her

She keeps asking you on phone, " Should I come, do you want me to come " ?

You lie down with her on the bed and she asks, " Are you sleeping " ?

You make a move and she says, ". pls stop ". If she says it only once, bros continue.

That one of, " I will soon be going ". I was a mugu for long.

Annypie:
lool,i dnt even hv energy to pull dose stunts,am always sleepy weneva i vist,buh i neva sleep sha*dah dude is too much of a sharp shooter!

How can someone sleep with a babe like you in his bed?

Why can't she just say "I need u to fck me" dan all dis time wasting?

agabaI23:
How can someone sleep with a babe like you in his bed?

pardon??

agabaI23:
How can someone sleep with a babe like you in his bed?

oh,i just digged ya..better sleep never catch am be dah na

And this didn't make FP. Instead we got some rubbish pictures of celebrities and those that are yet to be known beyond Lagos gracing FP.

Lwtmb nice job@op

killzone:
Lwtmb nice job@op

thnks boss

zicoraads:
And this didn't make FP. Instead we got some rubbish pictures of celebrities and those that are yet to be known beyond Lagos gracing FP.

na so e be jawe my broda

Went to see a girl in a hotel and she was expecting me to do the ish, buh i lay down on d bed and we started looking at each odas eyes... Am i not a gentle man?

[quote author[sup][/sup]=Annypie post=27276858]oh,i just digged ya..better sleep never catch am be dah na[/quote]Do you know what is called excitement induced insomnia? No way will he sleep well even if he is a monk

[quote
author=agabaI23 post=27283808]Do you know what is called excitement
induced insomnia? No way will he sleep well even if he is a monk
[/quote]lool..no way,wuld he thrust for whole night either.

even u cnt fit handle am..

[quote
author=Cutehector4u post=27281567]Went to see a girl in a hotel and she
was expecting me to do the ish, buh i lay down on d bed and we started
looking at each odas eyes... Am i not a gentle man? [/quote]lool..na,ya just an abnormal man

dah wuldnt happen,if i was d lady tho

kudos jawe...men aint all perverts afterall!

Annypie:
lool..na,ya just an abnormal man

dah wuldnt happen,if i was d lady tho

kudos jawe...men aint all perverts afterall!

annypie, lol am not abnormal jor..... I only wanted to prove a point that thr r guys out thr dat got self control 100percent anytime anywhere.

[quote
author=Cutehector4u post=27284450]annypie, lol am not abnormal jor.....
I only wanted to prove a point that thr r guys out thr dat got self
control 100percent anytime anywhere.[/quote]And you did abi...dats commendable

oya clap for yourself!

Annypie:
And you did abi...dats commendable

oya clap for yourself!

kpam kpam kpamkpamkpam kpaaam... Again again...

Annypie:
lool..no way,wuld he thrust for whole night either.

even u cnt fit handle am..

At least he would have had enough of the delicious English pear

FrancisTony:
If I say I understood any of these scopes, then I'm a chronic lier.

At pro chancellor level abi ? Looool