1. A lady told you she will be coming to pay you a visit, only for you to quickly dash to a mallam's place to buy Gold circle in case of in-casity

2. You have tried several attempt to woo so many ladies but they keep declining your request but you keep telling your friends you don't want to date for now cos relationship sucks

3. You offered to take a lady on a date and she told you she doesn't want to go out and you keep pestering her but deep down within yourself you are happy because your cash remain intact your pocket

4. You have have to fake you love a lady just to get under her skirt


5. ] You are in the room with a babe and you really wished to make advances but you don't know how to start or where to start, only for you to be going and coming out of the room for no reason

6. Your gf forsake you and when you get to meet her new bf and you realized he is uglier or not even better than you, inwardly you are like "ope ooooo" and joy overwhelms you but if it happens the other way round, sorrow and jealousy overwhelms you


7. For those using MTN, you call a lady and talk confidently for a lenthy period when the call tariff is at 8kb but you talk fastly as if a soldier is pursuing you when the call rate is at 24kb

8. Having spent so much on a lady, inwardly you are like " if this babe no gree make I bleep her shey my moni never enter voice mail so "

9. You asked a lady out and she declined your proposal and you acted like " life goes on" but sadness and sorrow overwhelms you when you see her clustered around another dude

10. No lady has ever PMed you b4 and you are always like when will I ever get PMed by a lady

***Let Bashing And Forming Begin ***

[size=20pt]so your work for Nl na to reason people matter [/size]

iceberylin:
[size=20pt]so your work for Nl na to reason people matter [/size]

no vex bros, which category you fall ?

1 and 4

so people still dey use gold circle.............smh

So much stupidity from the self-acclaimed intelligentia.
All I can see is foolishness.

VickyyB:
So much stupidity from the self-acclaimed intelligentia.
All I can see is foolishness.

heeeeey stop hiding under the cover of a lady even when it's obvious you are a guy... If I hear say na you dey your Dp make I bend

Guys have been creating acc with a female moniker since 1900BC

You have just been dissing random dudes here and this is not a lame way to get attraction

nickz:
so people still dey use gold circle.............smh

hahahahahaha see you, shey na poly bag you want make dem dey use ni ?

tosyne2much =27575274:
hahahahahaha see you, shey na poly bag you want make dem dey use ni ?

gold circle wey be like say person dey carry weight with em JT


thought people now use lighter and thinner ones
that make things more natural

01 analyzer of Nairaland!!

guilty of numbers 1 3 5 and 7...
bt life goes on shaa

VickyyB:
So much stupidity from the self-acclaimed intelligentia.
All I can see is foolishness.

u go soon get waist dislocation for dis ur picture. ...

Guilty of none

tosyne2much:


heeeeey stop hiding under the cover of a lady even when it's obvious you are a guy... If I hear say na you dey your Dp make I bend

Guys have been creating acc with a female moniker since 1900BC

You have just been dissing random dudes here and this is not a lame way to get attraction

You can bend for all I care.
It amazes me how you're playing a victim when it's obvious you quoted me first and I asked you to get brain soon.

The other one posted a dumb post and I corrected him bluntly.

found number 2 funny...

iceberylin:
[size=20pt]so your work for Nl na to reason people matter [/size]

The thing tire me o my brother..

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hmm

am not guilty of any cause am just too perfect oooo

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True...Very true

That number 3 ehh na dat one sweet pass.

Guilty. Not all though

i dont rush out to get a condom when a chick is going to visit me. i never run out of condom...i always have condom in my wallet and my wallet is always with me. konji fit catch u anywhere anytime and AIDS is real

Number 4 is so annoying eh. Thank God some girls have wisend up

Ok

U ryt Patially!


www..net

Haa!

Very very very true.

I'm waiting for a Counter thread sha

Fact

Thanks