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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Capableben(m): 6:57pm On Nov 01, 2014
Thewhizzkid1:
Animal science nko? I was given dix course last year instead of med at Uniben. Some schools wicked sha..Thank God I have med now..
At Uniben?






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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Thewhizzkid1(m): 7:01pm On Nov 01, 2014
Capableben:
At Uniben?






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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Capableben(m): 7:15pm On Nov 01, 2014
Thewhizzkid1:

No sir..At AAU..
what was d score ?
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Thewhizzkid1(m): 7:20pm On Nov 01, 2014
Capableben:

what was d score ?
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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Capableben(m): 7:33pm On Nov 01, 2014
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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by neyur: 7:34pm On Nov 01, 2014
kendrick93:
wat abt animal husbandry
den wat hapen 2 it,isn't a gud course right?....i pity ds felow nigerian....
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by neyur: 7:41pm On Nov 01, 2014
Sunnycliff:
Why include Fisheries here? Do u know The value of Dat course?

dont mins dat pyscho op؛؛؛؛؛؛u c, nigeria students trigers 4 name of course withoiut knowing d important....sumebody posted a thread with headings....hardeest course 2 study in nigerian university and xclude agriculture....i wonder what they hell they take ds course 2 b....
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by neyur: 7:49pm On Nov 01, 2014
Chibuke56:

what is the value



d value is that, it brings u out of poverty disturbing ur entires family n bring u 2 life.......did u know how much u can earn wen u ventures into fishery busness?.......d mony realize from fishery busness can nt be compare with any of the vocational courses in agriculture......though i wount blame u......cuz u dont know....am not a fishery students,i read so called chemical engr, but right now i dont tink i can leave these fishery busness for anything... U no 1 thing abt ds busness? It gives u security. Use 2 fishes 2 brood abt 4000 fingerlines.....bros wake up from ur slumber
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by neyur: 7:58pm On Nov 01, 2014
ferdsmart:
Anambra State University get A' for this thing. Imagine: Integrated science Edu,Agric sci edu,Home science edu,computer edu,English edu,Information edu,technical edu,kinetics edu,chai... I dey duff cap for them ooo
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If everybody studied medcine, wu treat d illers...education courses ar made 2 improve d standard of teaching in our institution and 2 easy d students in college of educations.those courses u listed there ar very more important than d 1 u tink u ar studying or studied.finish ur rubiish from the godame schoo u ar n face labor market...den u know awfa
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by RhemaGospel: 9:25pm On Nov 01, 2014
U say dem dey learn how to teach pry sch students. Whc sch U go sef; pry sch get students? Abeg whc course U read? Na English abi na Blunder?
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Kazzman(m): 9:55pm On Nov 01, 2014
0coded80:
nigerian with their mentality!!!!! going to university is not about looking for employment all about, it for u to have knowledge to be able to reproduce to d society. A 1st-first from a reputation university in any of those course funny to u will get better employment in a multinational company than those that study a over-hyped course with low grade. I pity those of u that think going to a university is all about getting employment.
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by fidelity09: 10:12pm On Nov 01, 2014
InyinyaAgbaOku:


do you need to study fishery to be a fish farmer?


No you don't need to but you need to study it to have an edge over others ..your customer will be differentn ur profitability will surpass odas......bro.......you can even rack millions just in organising seminars alone......go to dynamo catfish farm you will understand better..that young man racked millions in seminars and spwaning special breeds of fish for research institute in jos.......hope you can nw see the difference?.....education don't bring u wealth but it open doors for you
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Amucha: 10:26pm On Nov 01, 2014
Mortuary engineering nko?
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Kickair(f): 10:48pm On Nov 01, 2014
Na you dey teach dem dat one?
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Hadone(m): 10:57pm On Nov 01, 2014
Godmother:
Early childhodd Seriously!! What do such people become when they graduate then.
NURSERY SCHOOL TEACHERS, YOU WAN TRY?
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by nikky5(m): 11:12pm On Nov 01, 2014
What about
Funeral Engineering
Funeral Mourner
Political thiefing
insurgency?
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Barbie11(f): 11:18pm On Nov 01, 2014
I declare ur post a fallacy! Besides u dnt knw d value of dis courses, so dnt conclude yet! Must everybody read a professional course?? Btw international studies is one of d best course u can ever read here in naija. So go nd make ur research den u can talk!
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by isacolukay(m): 11:30pm On Nov 01, 2014
arowtop:

how sure are u?

As sure as my name is Isaac.
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by tushburg(m): 11:39pm On Nov 01, 2014
If we all study law,medicine,etc who will study adult edu...its a pity Nigerians place value on some course
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Kruzilano(m): 1:15am On Nov 02, 2014
PURCHASING ND SUPPLY, PRINTING TECHNOLOGY, FASHION
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 3:22am On Nov 02, 2014
fidelity09:



No you don't need to but you need to study it to have an edge over others ..your customer will be differentn ur profitability will surpass odas......bro.......you can even rack millions just in organising seminars alone......go to dynamo catfish farm you will understand better..that young man racked millions in seminars and spwaning special breeds of fish for research institute in jos.......hope you can nw see the difference?.....education don't bring u wealth but it open doors for you
O di egwu.
If you are not business inclined, schooling doesn't make. you any better businessman.
This is evidence based.
You can still organize seminars If you didn't study fishery.
Not to say the study of fishery is bad in any way.
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by InyinyaAgbaOku(m): 3:24am On Nov 02, 2014
neyur:




d value is that, it brings u out of poverty disturbing ur entires family n bring u 2 life.......did u know how much u can earn wen u ventures into fishery busness?.......d mony realize from fishery busness can nt be compare with any of the vocational courses in agriculture......though i wount blame u......cuz u dont know....am not a fishery students,i read so called chemical engr, but right now i dont tink i can leave these fishery busness for anything... U no 1 thing abt ds busness? It gives u security. Use 2 fishes 2 brood abt 4000 fingerlines.....bros wake up from ur slumber

anybody can venture into fish farming, that's the point
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by neyur: 7:31am On Nov 02, 2014
InyinyaAgbaOku:


anybody can venture into fish farming, that's the point


lmao....u ar so funny....i heard u...bt meanwhile ave it in mind that,that u ar technicial doesnt make u an enginnering
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by adelolaa(m): 8:12am On Nov 02, 2014
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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by pyruvated(m): 9:10am On Nov 02, 2014
Thewhizzkid1:
Animal science nko? I was given dix course last year instead of med at Uniben. Some schools wicked sha..Thank God I have med now..
Animal Husbandary nko? Lol
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by xammyx(m): 11:24am On Nov 02, 2014
Thewhizzkid1:
Animal science nko? I was given dix course last year instead of med at Uniben. Some schools wicked sha..Thank God I have med now..

So Animal science isn't good enough. Sorry brof wake up. Well is your level of expose and mentality.

Google about animal science and know what u have missed ....All courses stated early are good and productive. Is just the person and IQ.
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by rossychik(f): 12:16pm On Nov 02, 2014
Some are by choice had a friend who was passionate about early childhood education.

Others are admission problems though.
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by alextayo(m): 12:23pm On Nov 02, 2014
kozaic:
EARLY CHILDHOOD...
I don't really know what this course entails I really saw how angry people who were admitted to study the course were.

PRIMARY EDUCATION
Guess a person would spend four years studying how to teach primary schOol students.lol

DRAMA
Why introduce this course when theirs THEATRE ARTS in existence?

FISHERY.
*exhales*

ADULT EDUCATION
Some one applied medicine and was given adult education...

HISTORY AND INTERNATIONAL STUDIES EDU.
Some universities eh...

MUSIC
* I comment my reserve*

But all the same no knowledge is a waste!

@OP. Must you come and advertise you s.t.u.p.i.d..i.t.y on nairaland. I guess the M.o.d.e.r.a.t.o.r that posted this on FP is either a first m.o.r.o.n. or high on some substance.

I guess somebody forgot to lock your cage and that is why you have access to internet to come and type nonsense. It is evidently clear that your brain is not even up to that of Tilapia fish. You only went to school to come here and exhibit your gross ignorance or is it because you are opportuned to study an over-hyped course that is now making you to feel as if you are the BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED AFTER BREAD AND BUTTER.

Let me cure your crude ignorance:
1. (PRIMARY EDUCATION Guess a person would spend four years studying how to teach primary school students): If not for the fact that you are a celebrated dummy, how could you ridicule a course that shaped your future except you didnt attend primary school. If your primary school teachers are not well grounded in this course, how do you think they would have successfully laid a good and solid foundation for your educational development. You are an ungrateful soul for making a ridicule of this programme except your parents taught you at home.

2.(DRAMA Why introduce this course when theirs THEATRE ARTS in existence?) why dont you make google your best friend and stop this your show of shame.

Infact I'm just pissed off and i think its a waste of time trying to cure a f.o.o.l . I only pitied the efforts of your teachers and the money your parents are wasting on you.

Go and get a brain.

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Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Xphantom(m): 1:18pm On Nov 02, 2014
Thewhizzkid1:
Animal science nko? I was given dix course last year instead of med at Uniben. Some schools wicked sha..Thank God I have med now..

Bros hava, I hail o. I applied for med but got bounced off to industrial chemistry, mom is ... Hmmm, would they let me swap to med later


----------silly courses, if not for some things, it's Computer Science all the way!--------------------
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Mandy07(f): 2:58pm On Nov 02, 2014
@ op,I tink it will much beta if u keep quiet wen u don't knw certain things,bcoz u're not offering a particular course doesn't make it less important 2 d society ,I just can't understand y in dis age en tym "civilized" people still feel dat some courses are beta dan d oda.....u're wondering y sm1 wud go 2 d uni en spend 4 years learning primary edu or early childhood ryt? Yet its d same u dat will complain how unskilled most primary en secondary sch teachers r wen eva u visit a sch,public skols in particular but u still av a problem if sm1 else is studying d course coz he or she feels dey need 2 dev it fuda;as 4 historians/diplomats(Hist&Int'l studies) d opportunities dey av,trust me u can neva av it;so rada complain abt d tinz u don't understand or knw dia values pls leave dem 4 those who do coz all d courses offered in d uni regardless of ur own perspective are all very important,NONE is above d oda,dey all need each oda b it in d arts,social sciences,sciences or medical sciences
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by Iyowuski: 3:45pm On Nov 02, 2014
fidelity09:
For you to have included fishery in your list shows your shallow dept of knowledge for your infor fishery is more lucrative that some big name courses medicine inclusive......if as a fish farmer you spawn for as low as 20k that can fetch you notin less than 250000naira without stress just after 3 weeks....a fingerling sells for minimum of 10naira. At one spawn you can spawn as much as 40000 fry..now do ur calc.......my people perish for lack of knowledge....dele momodu the ceo of ovation magazine studied yoruba for ur infor...today he is a successful business man.... bro what matters is what you have upstairs.......forgt abt those big names..........


YOU TOO GO STUDY YORUBA
Re: Funny Courses Offered By Nigerian Universities by dharmie092: 7:24pm On Nov 02, 2014
Fine art

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