Here are a few things many of us men do when we are sick. Ladies let me know if this sounds familiar….


1) We Become Whiney
Yes, yes when we don’t feel good and are sick we become attitudinal and whiney all at the same time. The baby in us comes all the way out and the overly masculine walls break down. We want nothing more than to be able to whine and lay our head on your lap or bosom.

2) We Become Needy
We need DayQuil, NyQuil, Tylenol, Tea, Heating Pads, a home cooked meal that we will probably pick over, and some soup because we are still hungry. We are stuck lying on the couch and we need you to please pass us the remote because it’s too far for us to get up and go get it. Our wives get tired of hearing us call out “baby can you…” from downstairs all the way upstairs. She gets a little frustrated, but she does it anyway.

3) We REFUSE to go to the doctor
We’ve heard you say 1000 times that we should set up an appointment at the doctor and we have yet to do so. We keep trying to “tough it out” and we keep looking up home remedies on the internet and thinking chicken noodle soup solves every problem. We keep refusing to go to that doctor until finally you just make the appointment and drop us off there because you’re tired of us whining.

4) We want to be affectionate
We know we are full of germs, snot and hacking, but suddenly we want to hug and cuddle. Our wives are looking at us like “where was all of this before you got sick!” HA. She just wants to spray Lysol all over you because she knows your nasty hands are contagious, but she doesn’t want to turn you away. Then we wonder why she is sick a few days later.

5) We are “out of commission”
When we are sick suddenly our hands don’t work, mouths don’t work, feet don’t work and brains don’t work. The only thing that works are our eyes as we watch sports center while curled up on the couch. You ask us to do something and the response it probably, “can’t you see that I’m sick!” Hey we only get to play the sick card a few times a year so let us live in the moment!

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Not true!

Very true

3coins:
3 is true for me...then I hiss a lot too

You hiss too??

Wrong

half truth

They call on their gf's to come and cook for them

When ever am sick like this, na to start to dey remember all my wrong doings..

True with me.

True! True!! True!!! Not much difference between most men and babies when they are sick. Aww

Quite untrue.
When I'm sick, one of the women must stay at home. Either my mum or my sister. One of them must not go to work.

I usually sleep alot, but once there is a Champions' League match going on,
Forget it, I'll set an abstract alarm to wake me up at 8:45 pm.

you can't be so sure, you're not a man

Ohwhy:
True! True!! True!!!

Rapsainot:
you can't be so sure, you're not a man

Have dealt with sick men.. They try to make a brave face and all buh at the end of the day its "baby am hot, pls hold me".

Rapsainot:



seriously, you believed it?

Why won't I believe it? He had high temp. Though sometimes I wondered if it was from his sickness or from his hhorniness, especially when his hands starts roaming.

@Op, you forgot to add hhorniness to your list.

so true! especially no 3. maybe na when the sickness kill them, na that time them go go hospital by force

Kovic08:
When ever am sick like this, na to start to dey remember all my wrong doings..

thank u jare bro..it is when am sick i do ask for forgiveness of sin...who knows when the man go say come home.

Although that no3 is refering to me.....cause since i was born an now i am getting old i have never been admited to any hospital....thank u op.

Those op post are true sha.. Another thing is that i prefare taking one pail of drugs than one syringe of injection no matter the taste of the drug..datsall

Rapsainot:
please are you MizMyColi's sister?

Who?

Ohwhy:
True! True!! True!!! Not much difference between most men and babies when they are sick. Aww

hmm

Ohwhy:


Who?

you

[size=24]yea. op. bro you are almost right. but I will reserve my. comment till I am back from Togo[/size]

When I am sick I do everything normal as if I am not seek for ur information.

I dont create on typese od blablabla if it was not created by that tosyne of a boy.
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And dont quote me and say you are in france cause i know already

Nice

Ohwhy:
True! True!! True!!! Not much difference between most men and babies when they are sick. Aww

So true