nickz:
do you think Nigeria is soddom and gomorah

what do you mean

please guys... what is Facebook? izzit a food, type of cloth or wat?

Lol...True talk OP

Eeehnn me I dey sample d girl wella.. I no want all dose girls wey d background of their picture na cloud

She ah moda'fucker... Too many rubbish talk fi this place

Lol

ggrin:
what do you mean

no vacancy in aso rock only my bed.



we cannot afford to make cond0mms and lubrication oil
the backbone of our economy

cooljoe:
my baby watsap. Hwz ur day nd awwa u. Hope everytin cool nd fine

Yeah tis all G Hehe and you? I've missed you what's the story?

hemjaylee:
if your pics look clean and rich,you know,tard floors,white background,nice ride,a white person nearby,one or two expensive things on or around you, lol, you are considred an Important friend.IF d guy cum b House boy nkor?? Cuz Oga no dey around e cun use d chance dey giv in self selfie 4 Oga car, Oga rum.. Na so u go enta chance....

Yes na,we go still meet the Oga one of these days

nickz:
no vacancy in aso rock only my bed.



we cannot afford to make cond0mms and lubrication oil
the backbone of our economy

buh am not contesting

Guys do 1 of these..maybe jxt me.. The kinda friends/mutual friends u av got b4 I accept and smtimes,the pic's backg..

dovelike:

Yes na,we go still meet the Oga one of these days

lol

Rikidony:


PUHAHAHAHAHA

I SWEAR THIS CAN NEVER MAKE FRONT PAGE

Lol. That wasn't my intention. Its because I just saw ine hilarious friend request. Life is not all about front page you know.

Boyii self no dey dull b4.... Go ceremony find beta car... poss Snap wt am wt ya Badt lenses 4 eye.... upload for facebook #Just chilling with my niccurz! Bebz Fall victim ... u bang Am nd ride on. "clean mawt"

samflexxy:
Lols op no mind does bad belly b4 me


Nice write up

E be like I go snap with my papa car come upload am may girls go add me abi op.

Lol. Lets see it first

dovelike:
Guys if you know you have friends that are girls on your facebook,know that you have passed their test and accessment.When a girl (eg. me) receive a friend request from a guy,these are the following things we check

-How cute you look in your pictures.If you are ugly...hmmmm.. you fit pass the other tests sha
-Mutual friends,that is,if the mutual friends you have with them are the ones that she considers important,you`ve been accepted. But if they are the ones she considers irrelevant,well you might pass the other tests.
-Your country and where you schooled. If she sees a school like Harvard,hahaha,she is permitted to contact me. If it is Avu Comprehensive why you go put am for facebook??.If you live in a country outside of the one she has lived in or lives in,curiousity kicks in,you get accepted for futher inquiry.
-How established you look. If your pics look clean and rich,you know,tard floors,white background,nice ride,a white person nearby,one or two expensive things on or around you, lol, you are considred an Important friend. If you take pics in front of a dirty damaged bus,Aba market area,wearing that Wizkid cap and forming star boy,you will follow her for a long time
-The kind of friends.For those of you that don`t put pictures on your facebook,she checks your friends pictures and access you through theirs.Those of you that put stickers,she reads some of them and if they are current and inspirational,she accepts(thinking you are mysterious and shy..yumm) But if they are ancient and stupid like that frog drinking a glass of wine and saying thats none of my business mtcccheeewww.

Anyways,I rest my case for now. Other Ladies should add theirs..

@emboldened. Nawao. Kermit the frog is taking tea not wine. ;P lol

jayminJr:
Nonsense. That's y some guys wil never stop deceivin and Using some of U girls.

Remember,its to accept their friend request on FACEBOOK, not on BED

Tallesty1:
80% of what she posted is false.

Your not a girl

Majority of what you listed there are false but that checking if the guy is cute is correct,I remembered a girl telling me that the reason she accepted my request was because she liked my pix.

Cum see as my head swell

LaurelP:
Ok
So after assessing him and you find him worthy
What do you have to offer him in return?

No be him wey send friend request? Na to accept am na

ggrin:
buh am not contesting

make sure you don't

ReVizz:
Boyii self no dey dull b4.... Go ceremony find beta car... poss Snap wt am wt ya Badt lenses 4 eye.... upload for facebook #Just chilling with my niccurz! Bebz Fall victim ... u bang Am nd ride on. "clean mawt"

When you meet the chick and you tell her" baby lets us getting go"? Na to begin dey shout Thief!! Thief!!!

Lordabas:

Statistics show that guys don't check/assess anything before accepting a friend request from a girl

wrong.

ok

dovelike:
Guys if you know you have friends that are girls on your facebook,know that you have passed their test and accessment.When a girl (eg. me) receive a friend request from a guy,these are the following things we check

-How cute you look in your pictures.If you are ugly...hmmmm.. you fit pass the other tests sha
-Mutual friends,that is,if the mutual friends you have with them are the ones that she considers important,you`ve been accepted. But if they are the ones she considers irrelevant,well you might pass the other tests.
-Your country and where you schooled. If she sees a school like Harvard,hahaha,she is permitted to contact me. If it is Avu Comprehensive why you go put am for facebook??.If you live in a country outside of the one she has lived in or lives in,curiousity kicks in,you get accepted for futher inquiry.
-How established you look. If your pics look clean and rich,you know,tard floors,white background,nice ride,a white person nearby,one or two expensive things on or around you, lol, you are considred an Important friend. If you take pics in front of a dirty damaged bus,Aba market area,wearing that Wizkid cap and forming star boy,you will follow her for a long time
-The kind of friends.For those of you that don`t put pictures on your facebook,she checks your friends pictures and access you through theirs.Those of you that put stickers,she reads some of them and if they are current and inspirational,she accepts(thinking you are mysterious and shy..yumm) But if they are ancient and stupid like that frog drinking a glass of wine and saying thats none of my business mtcccheeewww.

Anyways,I rest my case for now. Other Ladies should add theirs..

Hard to believe you don't check relationship status (even if it may not be true.)

MrsBreezy:


Yeah tis all G Hehe and you? I've missed you what's the story?

d story is one of gratitude. Cum ye wat, m always tankful to d Almighty. In as much as tins could b better, t could also b worse. I missed u too bae, ts bin a yle, bt I c ur in gud hands al ova NL #coolchic

tranxo:

Hard to believe you don't check relationship status (even if it may not be true.)

Ouch. Got me.

dechandel:

Abi o
Afterall.. Abo..k.is dey sell fake gold

lol...lovely dimps.

BreezyRita:
Kk.... Guilty.
I also check where he works

"oleburuku "

jayminJr:
Nonsense. That's y some guys wil never stop deceivin and Using some of U girls.

Dey wee neva learn

BreezyRita:
Kk.... Guilty.
I also check where he works

i smell gold digging