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Funny Formats People Use Online: by Dramadiddy(m): 12:57am On Nov 07, 2014 |
How guys ask for girls' number: Baby, this chat is getting boring here. Are you on WHATSAPP? How guys ask if a girl has a boyfriend: You really do look pretty, your boyfriend is so lucky to have you. Hope he has told you this? How Girls ask for recharge card: I'm really enjoying your chat dear, because you are so lovely. I would have loved to continue but my MB is almost finished. I wish I had more credit to recharge. How girls ask if guys have girlfriends: Hmnnn, this one you are admiring me, please oh, let your girlfriend not come and break my head oh! True or False? Add your own formats. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:09am On Nov 07, 2014 |
If a female subtly inquiries if I have a girlfriend , I'll tell her I don't 'cause the truth is: I've got a LOVER. But more importantly ,I'll tell her in subtle ways that she'll have to compete with my other female admirers for my attention. Meaning she'll to 'fight' her way to be in pole position. |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Dramadiddy(m): 1:11am On Nov 07, 2014 |
TheSonOfMark:bros....iss nt a fighting sumtin naa we just joking here 1 Like |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by marieolae(f): 1:13am On Nov 07, 2014 |
That watsapp stuff is very annoying How guys ask a girl to see them..."What are you doing tomorrow? I'm just going to be at home bored and lonely. Wish I could have some company" |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Dramadiddy(m): 1:14am On Nov 07, 2014 |
marieolae:lool badd code there.. |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by cupidhero(m): 1:24am On Nov 07, 2014 |
me:how are you? she:i'm fine, you? me:i'm fine but you the finest she:realy me:yeah me:your BF must be proud,you are beautiful..............if she doesn't flow with me i withdraw and tell her that i was only practicing one of my "how to get a girl" tips and also tell her that i was not serious..that i was just researching for a book i'm writing on chicks hunting,i'm a good actor so 80% end up believeing me. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by ola12(m): 1:27am On Nov 07, 2014 |
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Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Tallesty1(m): 5:12am On Nov 07, 2014 |
And when guys need "something" they'll be like. Baby let's play. Like say 'em be small children. |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by jejemanito: 5:30am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Very very legit |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Awho(m): 5:40am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Dramadiddy: hahahahahaha 21st century pips vote Rokiatu for miss nairaland today, voting starts by 10am-6pm. Thanks for chosing #teamrokiatu |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Nobody: 5:41am On Nov 07, 2014 |
I am very familiar with the AIRTIME ASKING TECHNIQUE (AAT). They will call you darling, they will ask, if you had eaten and what you ate...(Delilahss) they will ask about your parents... (when did you care)... They will end up Can you send me recharge card. I will end up with WAIT FOR IT THOUGH IT TARRY. |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by passionate88: 6:27am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Nobody: 7:07am On Nov 07, 2014 |
And if she wants to ***,she will be like babe my ODOLONDO,the first time she told me this I was confused before the adorable miss rozay enlightened me on what odolondo is,although that first time I flopped but d second time eh I got the gist |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Bosville(m): 7:23am On Nov 07, 2014 |
Girls can be Very wittY.....they play their games childishly nd in d end u find urSelf taking bait... |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Nobody: 8:51am On Nov 07, 2014 |
edozie04: lol hope you've voted for rozzay'. |
Re: Funny Formats People Use Online: by Nobody: 10:08am On Nov 07, 2014 |
NinoBrown888:Sure |
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