englishmart:
[b] I went for a church programme yesterday without my bible. On my way from the programme, a police car was packed in front of me.
I laughed, "so na me these people wan use shine?
Them nova born una well.

I was about to walk pass the car with boldness when the door of the car got opened...
Lo and behold, two beautiful Nigerian ladies, both dress in suites came out of the car and grabbed me by my arms!

"choi! If I land una confirm slap eh, una go leave me." (I said to myself)
They showed me their identity cards, and a pair of handcuffs then asked me to enter the car!

I replied "babes so you think you can intimidate me? Where is my arrest warr... I was about to complete the warrant when I found myself in the car. Who pushed me, I don't know.

Then they drove off.. By then, it was 8:30pm.
They drove me from kado to life-camp, then to karmo, wuse and gwagwa. They almost took me round the whole Abuja until it was 12am before they took me to their station and accused me of staying outside late!

Which kind joke be this one na?
I had to call my uncle who's a commissioner of police. Before I was released this morning...

eeya! You mean they did all of those things to you? Sorry by friend!

englishmart:
[/b] eeya! You mean they did all of those things to you? Sorry by friend!

englishmart:
first of all I'm not your friend! And don't ever in your life call me your friend again

englishmart:
bros why you dey vex na? No be sympathize I dey sympathize with you?

you cannot be laughing at me and claim you were showing sympathy! What kind of nonsense sympathy is that one? Mtscheew

englishmart:
you cannot be laughing at me and claim you were showing sympathy! What kind of nonsense sympathy is that one? Mtscheew

if I were those police ladies, I would take you to my house to massage you

englishmart:
first of all I'm not your friend! And don't ever in your life call me your friend again

englishmart:
[/b] eeya! You mean they did all of those things to you? Sorry by friend!

englishmart:
if I were those police ladies, I would take you to my house to massage you

aniobimartin:
both of you are mad...

englishmart:
I'm not mad. It's english.mart that might be high on something!

englishmart:
are you out of your mind? Why mention my name na? Don't ever in your life quote me again

englishmart:
and if I mention you, wetin you fit do? Common gerrawt from here. Yeye fowl!

you dey tell me gerawt abi? You called me yeye fowl ko? Hmmmm! This yeye guy thinks nairaland is a faceless forum... Bros. I can get you whenever I want to.. So, watch it!

englishmart:
you dey tell me gerawt abi? You called me yeye fowl ko? Hmmmm! This yeye guy thinks nairaland is a faceless forum... Bros. I can get you whenever I want to.. So, watch it!

englishmart:
if I were not a gentleman, I would have wished you go to hell. But, God bless you... Lol.

englishmart:
honestly, I don't know why I'm talking to you this early Godly morning
Stop spoiling my mood

englishmart:
ndi ara k'nku n'eba o

englishmart:
ndi ara k'nku n'eba o

englishmart:
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bro. I wan enter work now! I'm not as jobless as you are

englishmart:
bro. I wan enter work now! I'm not as jobless as you are

englishmart:
bro. You think I'm bases in nigeria? I'm based in the USA?

Eeeeeeeeediot!!! laugh WA kill me die! You can't even speak good english and you dey say you are based in the USA... Hahaah.