Battery1:
D only good frnds I have here are ROZZAYY and dunkem21 but I dnt knw where they are frm!!!

Am from mars dear, just came to earth for a holiday.

Evina:


hello twin

Hi e-twin sis..

ROZZAYY:

Ahah ty max dear. How r u, were have u been sef.

I'm fine, thank you. I've been on a low key sha. How are you?

Tymax:

I'm fine, thank you. I've been on a low key sha. How are you?

Am gud dear.

wow something silly,go eat 6 big tiger battery naa,i no she no go gree for you so the earlier the better you did the silly tin to yourself.

prettythicksme:
wow something silly,go eat 6 big tiger battery naa,i no she no go gree for you so the earlier the better you did the silly tin to yourself.

Instead of you to be encouraging the guy and telling him to never lose hope,you are encouraging him to commit suicide. Hian!
Ayamlaykorn

I went to charge myself and am back now!

Does she want to pretend she hasnt seen this thread.jennima!your attention is urgently needed here.

rioemmanuel:
Does she want to pretend she hasnt seen this thread.jennima!your attention is urgently needed here.

You didn't spell it right. It has two m's
Ayamlaykorn

laykorn:

You didn't spell it right. It has two m's
Ayamlaykorn

If u don't knw how to spell my wife's name, write it as Battery's wife. Thanks.

raziboi:

am sowri ooo ..in France we call it.....nuisance

So am now a nuisance??

prettythicksme:
wow something silly,go eat 6 big tiger battery naa,i no she no go gree for you so the earlier the better you did the silly tin to yourself.

Who tel u dat?

laykorn:

You didn't spell it right. It has two m's
Ayamlaykorn

oh!Thanks.
My ego wont let me edit it cos it is actually none of my business.
Thanks Mr lekan,my friend's namesake.

rioemmanuel:
oh!Thanks.
My ego wont let me edit it cos it is actually none of my business.
Thanks Mr lekan,my friend's namesake.

God just revealed to me that you have the ego of a hippopotamus, we can do something about it before it gets too late. PM me. God bless you.
Ayamlaykorn

Many are mad, few are roaming

MizMyColi:


Lolest!

T'hasn't gotten to that na.

My position as a judge's fleeting y'know.

It'll soon be over.

Seems like eternity waiting.

Your crew carved a niche and deserve a prize from 'top oga' though it will be rejected like courtney did.

It will really be a privilege to remove the judge's accessories apiece from the fully bottomed wigs, to the white cross collar, to the scarlet robe and carry the real you to the jacuzzi.

@Op, You dey see say real queens have tender heart with loads of milk of human kindness.

Battery1:

I wasn't in nigeria then, I was in kogi.

Is Kogi in France?

will1am:
Many are mad, few are roaming

Bonne chere de nuit

will1am:
Many are mad, few are roaming

Jst like u dey roam around come for my post.

dunkem21:

Seems like eternity waiting.
Your crew carved a niche and deserve a prize from 'top oga' though it will be rejected like courtney did.
It will really be a privilege to remove the judge's accessories apiece from the fully bottomed wigs, to the white cross collar, to the scarlet robe and carry the real you to the jacuzzi.
@Op, You dey see say real queens have tender heart with loads of milk of human kindness.

Ur comment dey like poem!

Evina:


Bonne chere de nuit

Bonjour mademoiselle ,espérez vous avez bien dormi??
Avoir un jour béni et je l'espère entendre votre voix bientôt

Jennimma:

U no go tell poster wetin him wan hia abi. U know say konji too dey hold goat

will1am:

Bonjour mademoiselle ,espérez vous avez bien dormi??
Avoir un jour béni et je l'espère entendre votre voix bientôt

E don happen

wordbank:

E don happen

For where?

Jennimma:

I see ur face jaree.

will1am:

Bonjour mademoiselle ,espérez vous avez bien dormi??
Avoir un jour béni et je l'espère entendre votre voix bientôt

Bonjour monsieur, oui je dormais bien. Je vous remercie des soins. L'espoir des voir vos photos bientot

wordbank:

E don happen

Lolz

Evina:


Bonjour monsieur, oui je dormais bien. Je vous remercie des soins. L'espoir des voir vos photos bientot

Evina, evina, evina, evina....
How many times did I cal u na??

Battery1:

Evina, evina, evina, evina....
How many times did I cal u na??

Quatre fois monsieur

Battery1:
I am here to tel u people dat I want to marry that lady dat won Miss Nairaland - December 2014...what's her name again? Ehhhhmmmm....Jennimma!
If she refuses, I wil do something stupid to myself.

Pay me $20000
She'll be yours in 2days

Battery1:

Trains don't pass the area I live..do u hv any oda suggestion pls??

Yes; drink coke mixed wit something

Well I was just curious and I decided to see d dp of the jenny whose ego is being massaged by a so called Nokia battery. Honestly, I was disappointed with what I saw. She's just an average gehl I've been seeing across the road everyday. I will just take it that she is more intelligent than being beautiful compared to the dps I've seen in recent times. Perhaps op's battery is low and he wants 2 insert the charger in her socket. Else what's the fuse about?

nas4q:
Well I was just curious and I decided to see d dp of the jenny whose ego is being massaged by a so called Nokia battery. Honestly, I was disappointed with what I saw. She's just an average gehl I've been seeing across the road everyday. I will just take it that she is more intelligent than being beautiful compared to the dps I've seen in recent times. Perhaps op's battery is low and he wants 2 insert the charger in her socket. Else what's the fuse about?

I wil forgive u for dis cus u may be speakin out of jalous. Again...never u address my wife as an average girl...she is Miss Nairaland-December 2014. She is her majesty, she is her excellency and above all, she is a Queen.
Dnt look for my trouble!

jboy73:

Pay me $20000
She'll be yours in 2days

She is not for sale!

Evina:


Bonjour monsieur, oui je dormais bien. Je vous remercie des soins. L'espoir des voir vos photos bientot

I just served an hour ban I can't type in French again
Lol. Funny mods.
How are you Mon ami? Op your day is going well? Ciao#