Evina:


Oooh Tsholay I did

Battery1:

Where breeze from carry dis one come?
None of ur post has ever had more than 22 comments cus they are always out of point...who is now a clown??
U pple can check his post!

We are having fun here, please don't send us to the desert

will1am:

Yeah, laykorn killing the flows since the days of merlin /
He can run thru defences like raheem sterling/
But bro, that doesn't make u higher than the walls of Berlin /
Evina? She ain't worth just a nite /
Ama have her my whole life /
Kulboy is so cool I don't need a freezer/
Can I ask you a question? Dis ain't no brain teaser /
Have you caught a glimpse of kulboy''s pictures?
He is so cute , he is got Zeus features /
Chibwik and naijaboy re cute dudes/
Sorry if I sound rude /
But they can't be compared to Mr kool/
The crown is next, he is already sitting on d stool/
Did I say stool? I meant the throne /
Cox on Saturday, we gonna be shooting votes like drones/
Just like the proverb- "ponmo nor dey do adverts but e dey sell" /
Kulboy's name might not ring a bell /
But after Saturday, y'all will be browsing his name like the laptop "Dell"/
I luv u bro, no homo /
I ain't tryna wash you, I nor be OMO

Your flows are tighter,I know that/
But how's Evina not worth a night/
And still worths a whole life/

I don't know if real emcees accept defeat/
So I'll do a few more lines before I go to sleep/
Let me tell a short story to illustrate this/

Hehe,I know how to control minds/
You and Evin.a searching for a story together/
No you don't read my story with ordinary eyes/
Evin.a would sure hate you when you go blind./

JigsawKillah is a good friend of mine/
He's a real emcee,not me doing my first lines/
I'll call him to this battle to treat all fvck up/
Real emcees don't accept defeat,I beg your pardon/

At the grand finale we see again/
We'll forget all the love you profess on that day/
You ain't no OMO ain't no homo/
Your sister told me you did a kid boy in your boss' condo/
Dude be real,we ain't gonna laugh at your faulty hollows/
Ayamlaykorn. Lol if one the real emcees get in here,they will spend a lifetime laughing at us

nas4q:
Well I was just curious and I decided to see d dp of the jenny whose ego is being massaged by a so called Nokia battery. Honestly, I was disappointed with what I saw. She's just an average gehl I've been seeing across the road everyday. I will just take it that she is more intelligent than being beautiful compared to the dps I've seen in recent times. Perhaps op's battery is low and he wants 2 insert the charger in her socket. Else what's the fuse about?

Like seriously dude! Was this necessary? You are dissapointing the male folk

Evina:




We are having fun here, please don't send us to the desert

Imagine smal boy....wen I came to nairaland..he would probably be in primary school.

Evina:


Like seriously dude! Was this necessary? You are dissapointing the male folk

D guy was actually learning how to write a poem!

Battery1:

Imagine smal boy....wen I came to nairaland..he would probably be in primary school.

Free the guy

You gave him 5 seconds of fame and instead of maximizing to the utmost advantage, dude shat in tha shursh

Battery1:

Where breeze from carry dis one come?
None of ur post has ever had more than 22 comments cus they are always out of point...who is now a clown??
U pple can check his post!

M.U.M.U
www.nairaland.com/1144340/how-start-business-corps-member

www.nairaland.com/1127338/ex-corps-member-making-it

E never start u don dey quarrel babes hia n dia. How many yam u don chop

laykorn:


Your flows are tighter,I know that/
But how's Evina not worth a night/
And still worths a whole life/

I don't know if real emcees accept defeat/
So I'll do a few more lines before I go to sleep/
Let me tell a short story to illustrate this/

Hehe,I know how to control minds/
You and Evin.a searching for a story together/
No you don't read my story with ordinary eyes/
Evin.a would sure hate you when you go blind./

JigsawKillah is a good friend of mine/
He's a real emcee,not me doing my first lines/
I'll call him to this battle to treat all fvck up/
Real emcees don't accept defeat,I beg your pardon/

At the grand finale we see again/
We'll forget all the love you profess on that day/
You ain't no OMO ain't no homo/
Your sister told me you did a kid boy in your condo/
Dude be real,we ain't gonna laugh at your faulty hollows/
Ayamlaykorn. Lol if one the real emcees get in here,they will spend a lifetime laughing at us

Hahahha/
Like the fugees song - "oh lalala" /
I don't give a hoot who the real emcees are/
Cox you just made me call you " sire" /
The best is the dude laykorn from lagos/
Let's share a few drinks like the sailors /
Cox dude I just made u famous /
Dat was meant to be a joke /
Ogbeni e don do, you wan kill me wit flows/
Good nyt jare /
Be like say you dey school for harare..



Laykorn tho badt
Abeg hide vote kulboy ooo

Evina:


Free the guy

You gave him 5 seconds of fame and instead of maximizing to the utmost advantage, dude shat in tha shursh

Shat? Shursh? Hehehe..

Sleepy eyes...

Battery1, sleep well make sure you marry Jbaby in your dream

Laykorn don't hate on me n my bonbons ever again

Will1am eyes on you

will1am:

Hahahha/
Like the fugees song - "oh lalala" /
I don't give a hoot who the real emcees are/
Cox you just made me call you " sire" /
The best is the dude laykorn from lagos/
Let's share a few drinks like the sailors /
Cox dude I just made u famous /
Dat was meant to be a joke /
Ogbeni e don do, you wan kill me wit flows/
Good nyt jare /
Be like say you dey school for harare..



Laykorn tho badt
Abeg hide vote kulboy ooo

Heheheheheheh. Lo". Goodnyt. We don know each other niyen o. Faceless forum. Lol
Ayamlaykorn

Battery1:

D guy was actually learning how to write a poem!

You are the dumbest clown I hav ever known on nairaland. Just trying to steal from other people's fame instead of being creative in a certain way. Same u wrote about marrying Chigirl and dyt until the trash was moved to the jokes section. Now that Aint enough; u are capitalizing on the fact that jennimma just won miss nairaland to bring ur sorry self back to rekoning. I am here because am enjoying d way u are displaying ur pitiful self. You claim to be an elder, but u are engaging in the affairs of the children. Get busy bro!

Evina:
Sleepy eyes...

Battery1, sleep well make sure you marry Jbaby in your dream

Laykorn don't hate on me n my bonbons ever again

Will1am eyes on you

Muah cherie, * hides under the blanket with Evina, * updates PM -# cuddling thingz#

laykorn:

Heheheheheheh. Lo". Goodnyt. We don know each other niyen o. Faceless forum. Lol
Ayamlaykorn

Yes boss.. Nuf respekt sire..
One love. Don't forget the name - kulboy

Evina:
Sleepy eyes...

Battery1, sleep well make sure you marry Jbaby in your dream

Laykorn don't hate on me n my bonbons ever again

Will1am eyes on you

Thank u my dear, sleep tite too but pls take dat Nas4q to d children's parlour and put cartoon for him to watch..dnt forget to wear him some napkin pls. Thanks!

will1am:

Muah cherie, * hides under the blanket with Evina, * updates PM -# cuddling thingz#

My goodwill messages to Evina. Hehhehehehehe.
Tell her I loff her.
Ayamlaykorn

nas4q:

You are the dumbest clown I hav ever known on nairaland. Just trying to steal from other people's fame instead of being creative in a certain way. Same u wrote about marrying Chigirl and dyt until the trash was moved to the jokes section. Now that Aint enough; u are capitalizing on the fact that jennimma just won miss nairaland to bring ur sorry self back to rekoning. I am here because am enjoying d way u are displaying ur pitiful self. You claim to be an elder, but u are engaging in the affairs of the children. Get busy bro!

Go and wear ur napkin and make sure u pee b4 u sleep.

Battery1, u don charge our batteries, on Saturday, please don't hesitate to head to the polls.. kulboy is the name.
Thanks bro.. best night ever.
Shout out to laykorn - nice dude
Evina -my cheri koko, am still cuddling her ooo
Battery1, funny man..

Evina:


Like seriously dude! Was this necessary? You are dissapointing the male folk

What are u feeling like now? Is she a goddess to be worshipped the way that foooool is making us believe. No offense intended.

nas4q:

What are u feeling like now? Is she a goddess to be worshipped the way that foooool is making us believe. No offense intended.

Come dis boy,u neva sleep? Can somebody pls find me a cane there? Taaa! Taaa!! for ur yansh, oya go and sleep.

nas4q:

What are u feeling like now? Is she a goddess to be worshipped the way that foooool is making us believe. No offense intended.

Did your girlfriend just dump you and run away with your money too,abi wetin na. Wetin do you? We fit help you. NLers are good people.
Ayamlaykorn

Battery1:

Go and wear ur napkin and make sure u pee b4 u sleep.

*thums up guy. Off to bed. Tomorrow its a battle with you
Ayamlaykorn

Battery1:

Go and wear ur napkin and make sure u pee b4 u sleep.

I am sure u must be one fugly modafoker who hides behind mobile keyboard to talk to ladies that will not even consider buying a satchet of pure water from u in d street. Why not take a time out and develop yourself, make money and then come back a new person. For now; I am enjoying ur show of shame!

laykorn:

Did your girlfriend just dump you and run away with your money too,abi wetin na. Wetin do you? We fit help you. NLers are good people.
Ayamlaykorn

Laykorn, do u want to cuddle somebody dis nite? U won't leave dat boy, there is a way u wil talk to him now he wil start cryin, I dnt hv any strength to carry anybody and cuddle dis nite.

nas4q:

I am sure u must be one fugly modafoker who hides behind mobile keyboard to talk to ladies that will not even consider buying a satchet of pure water from u in d street. Why not take a time out and develop yourself, make money and then come back a new person. For now; I am enjoying ur show of shame!

Let me put my radio on so dat u wil be talkin to d radio and d radio wil be replyin u.

laykorn:

Did your girlfriend just dump you and run away with your money too,abi wetin na. Wetin do you? We fit help you. NLers are good people.
Ayamlaykorn

LoL nothing of such. I was just disappointed in the guy.

Battery1:

Let me put my radio on so dat u wil be talkin to d radio and d radio wil be replyin u.

Yeeeeeeee Battery1 see smackdown! Lol *thums up
JigsawKillah I see you o,na here me dey refresh my brain o,you no fit blame me o
Ayamlaykorn

Battery1:

Come dis boy,u neva sleep? Can somebody pls find me a cane there? Taaa! Taaa!! for ur yansh, oya go and sleep.

Please I've got no time for u. I've already wasted enough of my time trying 2 reconstruct ur brain buh ur na yaba capital left. Am off!

laykorn:

Yeeeeeeee Battery1 see smackdown! Lol *thums up
JigsawKillah I see you o,na here me dey refresh my brain o,you no fit blame me o
Ayamlaykorn

A sleepy man hardly makes sense. I take it u are on a sober mood.

laykorn:

Yeeeeeeee Battery1 see smackdown! Lol *thums up
JigsawKillah I see you o,na here me dey refresh my brain o,you no fit blame me o
Ayamlaykorn

You try jare
E no easy