Dreyl:
I don't have time wooing lady.

Blakyclyde:
Tosyne2much, isn't there a possibility of a free-flow of conversation at the first try?
I'm asking coz I've never been embarrassed.
I have this belief that if you make the best out of every bad situation, the situation is going to take care of itself.
As I type this, I just finish an interesting chit-chat with a girl I've been eyeing in the tutorial centre where I do my web program... It wasn't awkward. Am I supra-normal?
HELP!!!

ugo4kanu:
Hav neva bin embarrased befor cos i rarely toast. D very first girl agreed bt fear of rejection nearly killed me bt immediately i summoned courage n spoke she agreed. Since den any i talk to n she replied " i wil tink abt it" i dont go bak cos she is not mine. Though i rarely go out of relationship except she left for marriage or distance. Til date i dont just run after women cos i make u my friend first n lata drop it in d best atmosphere

Ilovenigeria:


It is common in my lodge. Them go just arrange seats for your domot(door) dey play or pretend to dey Whot/ludo game.

laykhorn:


Babe! E no good so o.
Atleast listen to this guy naa

VickyyB:


This lies you are sharing.

IbeereDotCom:


Is it men you have time for?

allandutch:
This happened recently

There is this girl in ma area, we've been talking for a while and she even got me to believe that we are friends already. Then I saw her talking to her friend one evening and I remembered that I didn't even have her number so I decided to wait till she finish to get it from her,I waited for almost 10 minutes before she finish the convo and started walking towards me. Immediately I jumped up and approach her and said hi. She just pretended like she didn't know me and kept walking and I was like WTF just happened, I called her she didn't answer so I touched her and then she shout FIMILE JORH! Then all eyes was on me ( some old fellows were even laughing). Meeeen I was embarrassed and I couldn't move at first but I later manage to drag ma self from that area.

The next day the girl was trying to offer some explanation for what she did but I NO EVEN WAN HEAR i just told her to get out of ma sight.

fyneboi79:
Well I have never had one cos my natural swag has never disappointed me. A little liquor and sk in my system and any chick I fancy at that moment of highness is bed bound *Never missed*

leonard509:
owk, but i need a hard copy of it , how do i get it, cos i live in france.

leonard509:
ndo my dear brother. i have'nt wooed any girl sha, asin face to face chyking, but i sabi tease them with compliments

FrancisTony:
*typing*

My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex.

It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know.

I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead.

Me- Hello

She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me)

Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me.

To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?".













Believe my Story at your own peril.

ThoniaSlim:

DBlackCeazer:
lmao,gayness in tha air.

LongShadow:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...I go vex do Yahooo!!!

holatin:
I only say hi lady
and she shout what !!!
imagine d embarrassment for bank

ThoniaSlim:


Exactly! Why would a grown man sagging his trousers really think he'll get a response from me?

Also time and place matters a lot when approaching a lady! Imagine walking up to a lady stuck in a long queue at GTB Bank and expecting her to entertain your ridiculous lines! Like really?

Also any smart man would know you never approach a lady when she's with her group of friends. That's a big no no.

nkpommpko:
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killercute16:
Badt Guy

RedBenson:


Pls what is "toasting" cos i school in California.

xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

holatin:
I only say hi lady
and she shout what !!!
imagine d embarrassment for bank

nikkymehmeh:
interesting thread
except dose ones wey dey form