5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Swizdoe(m): 6:08pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Thought Catalogue: 1. You never have to deal with “friend-zoning” guys. I am not an ugly girl, so it’s hard for me to find a guy friend who doesn’t want to get in my pants, date me, or marry me. It’s like guys, please, I’m only one girl—and I’m young! I don’t want to be tied down. And every day I have to go through the tedious process of sitting my guy friends down and saying, “No, I don’t want to date. No, we are not an item. No, I only hooked up with you last week because I was blackout drunk and Hot. NO. NO. NO.” Turning down guys is exhausting. Plain Janes never have this problem because they know that if any guy is hanging out with them, it must be their personality (because it’s clearly not for looks). You don’t have to deal with friend-zoning guys because you already know that they are clearly not interested. You ugly girls have it so lucky, and I don’t think you fully appreciate that. 2. You never have to worry about making the most of your prime. Since I’m a beautiful person, people are always telling me to be careful because looks fade, and what will I have then? I mean, I see myself as in a perpetual prime, and I guess in a worst-case scenario, eventually, when I’m like forty I’ll sort of lose my natural glow. However, by that time I’ll already be married to a rich suitor and still living a carefree life. But—yes, here comes that horrid “but”—what if I’m not married to a rich man and my natural glow seems to run away from me? It’s terrifying to think that life might get harder than this. I already have to deal with being perfect— it’s unfair for people to expect me to do more right now because it’s my “prime.” With ugly people, you’re in a perpetual flat line, so no one expects you to make the most of your beauty “while it lasts.” You’ll always be ugly, so no matter whether it’s today or fifty years from now, you’re never going to get any luckier with getting lucky. You guys have no expectations or supposed “timeline” of youth—you have all the time in the world to be ugly. I supposedly only have a decade to be Helen of Troy. 3. You get to put on make-up and enjoy the joys of dressing up. Since I always look perfect, I don’t get the joy of putting on make-up and dressing up every day. I mean, every girl remembers those dress-up days when we were little and we’d throw on dresses and make-up. Dressing up is so much fun! But as a naturally beautiful woman, I can wear sweatpants and still get complimented on looking perfect. You Plain Janes still get to enjoy the little joys of putting on lipstick, eye shadow, and blush like you’re a little kid. You get to transform yourself from the ugly duckling to the cuter little princess with several swipes of a brush. I don’t get to experience that exciting, fun transformation that I reveled in as a little girl. 4. You don’t have to deal with weirdos always hitting on you. OMG, don’t get me started on having to walk around with annoying number that the barista Sharpied on your morning coffee, having to avoid the smirks and winks of countless men on the subway to work, having to tell the new hire again that no, you do not want to go get drinks, having the intern snap a photo of your ass when he thinks you’re not looking, or having the schoolboys chuckle and whistle as you grab lunch at your favorite food truck. Can a woman go through one day without being the center of attention for her unparalleled beauty? It’s exhausting being me already (see the other bullet points), and I don’t want to have to deal with another stockbroker asking me for my number at cocktail hour; I don’t want to flirt with the hot single dad at the supermarket. Stop hitting on me. I need some “me” time. You Plain Janes are always left alone to do your own thing, and that solitude makes me so, so jealous. Seriously, ladies, enjoying being alone and ignored—you don’t know how hard it is on the other side of the attractiveness train tracks. 5. You still enjoy getting compliments. When you are naturally beautiful like I am, people act like it’s their job to remind you that you are blessed with good looks, and it’s so sad. I get complimented so much that I get no pleasure from the phrases that once made me feel so giddy inside. It’s as if “You look amazing,” “You look great,” and “You are so beautiful” have become “Hello.” With ugly people, you still get that excitement that people are admiring your new haircut, cute top, or recent manicure. I mean, when you get praised for everything, nothing feels special anymore. Always being complimented on my beauty has become rather, well, tragic. www.thoughtcatalog.com/elena-daniels/2014/07/5-privileges-ugly-girls-have/ |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by iceberylin(m): 6:09pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
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Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Nobody: 6:16pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
lolxxx |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by naijaboiy: 6:16pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
You don’t have to deal with weirdos always hitting on you. OMG, don’t get me started on having to walk around with annoying number that the barista Sharpied on your morning coffee, having to avoid the smirks and winks of countless men on the subway to work, having to tell the new hire again that no, you do not want to go get drinks, having the intern snap a photo of your Bottom when he thinks you’re not looking, or having the schoolboys chuckle and whistle as you grab lunch at your favorite food truck. Can a woman go through one day without being the center of attention for her unparalleled beauty? It’s exhausting being me already (see the other bullet points), and I don’t want to have to deal with another stockbroker asking me for my number at cocktail hour; I don’t want to flirt with the hot single dad at the supermarket. Stop hitting on me. I need some “me” time. You Plain Janes are always left alone to do your own thing, and that solitude makes me so, so jealous. Seriously, ladies, enjoying being alone and ignored—you don’t know how hard it is on the other side of the attractiveness train tracks. Iffa hear say naija girl dey ever tire for compliments |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by farano(f): 6:20pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
@ Swizdoe source pls |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Nobody: 6:57pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Like seriously? |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Nobody: 7:04pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Swizdoe:
1. You never have to deal with “friend-zoning” guys. I am not an ugly girl, so it’s hard for me to find a guy friend who doesn’t want to get in my pants, date me, or marry me. It’s like guys, please, I’m only one girl—and I’m young! I don’t want to be tied down. And every day I have to go through the tedious process of sitting my guy friends down and saying, “No, I don’t want to date. No, we are not an item. No, I only hooked up with you last week because I was blackout drunk and Hot. NO. NO. NO.” Turning down guys is exhausting. Plain Janes never have this problem because they know that if any guy is hanging out with them, it must be their personality (because it’s clearly not for looks). You don’t have to deal with friend-zoning guys because you already know that they are clearly not interested. You ugly girls have it so lucky, and I don’t think you fully appreciate that. 2. You never have to worry about making the most of your prime. Since I’m a beautiful person, people are always telling me to be careful because looks fade, and what will I have then? I mean, I see myself as in a perpetual prime, and I guess in a worst-case scenario, eventually, when I’m like forty I’ll sort of lose my natural glow. However, by that time I’ll already be married to a rich suitor and still living a carefree life. But—yes, here comes that horrid “but”—what if I’m not married to a rich man and my natural glow seems to run away from me? It’s terrifying to think that life might get harder than this. I already have to deal with being perfect— it’s unfair for people to expect me to do more right now because it’s my “prime.” With ugly people, you’re in a perpetual flat line, so no one expects you to make the most of your beauty “while it lasts.” You’ll always be ugly, so no matter whether it’s today or fifty years from now, you’re never going to get any luckier with getting lucky. You guys have no expectations or supposed “timeline” of youth—you have all the time in the world to be ugly. I supposedly only have a decade to be Helen of Troy. 3. You get to put on make-up and enjoy the joys of dressing up. Since I always look perfect, I don’t get the joy of putting on make-up and dressing up every day. I mean, every girl remembers those dress-up days when we were little and we’d throw on dresses and make-up. Dressing up is so much fun! But as a naturally beautiful woman, I can wear sweatpants and still get complimented on looking perfect. You Plain Janes still get to enjoy the little joys of putting on lipstick, eye shadow, and blush like you’re a little kid. You get to transform yourself from the ugly duckling to the cuter little princess with several swipes of a brush. I don’t get to experience that exciting, fun transformation that I reveled in as a little girl. 4. You don’t have to deal with weirdos always hitting on you. OMG, don’t get me started on having to walk around with annoying number that the barista Sharpied on your morning coffee, having to avoid the smirks and winks of countless men on the subway to work, having to tell the new hire again that no, you do not want to go get drinks, having the intern snap a photo of your ass when he thinks you’re not looking, or having the schoolboys chuckle and whistle as you grab lunch at your favorite food truck. Can a woman go through one day without being the center of attention for her unparalleled beauty? It’s exhausting being me already (see the other bullet points), and I don’t want to have to deal with another stockbroker asking me for my number at cocktail hour; I don’t want to flirt with the hot single dad at the supermarket. Stop hitting on me. I need some “me” time. You Plain Janes are always left alone to do your own thing, and that solitude makes me so, so jealous. Seriously, ladies, enjoying being alone and ignored—you don’t know how hard it is on the other side of the attractiveness train tracks. 5. You still enjoy getting compliments. When you are naturally beautiful like I am, people act like it’s their job to remind you that you are blessed with good looks, and it’s so sad. I get complimented so much that I get no pleasure from the phrases that once made me feel so giddy inside. It’s as if “You look amazing,” “You look great,” and “You are so beautiful” have become “Hello.” With ugly people, you still get that excitement that people are admiring your new haircut, cute top, or recent manicure. I mean, when you get praised for everything, nothing feels special anymore. Always being complimented on my beauty has become rather, well, tragic. kk |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Freest(m): 7:14pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Obviously high |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Medunah: 7:18pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
I'll keep this in mind |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Swizdoe(m): 7:25pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
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Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by nickz(m): 7:26pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
lmao.......'you still enjoy compliments' chaiiiiiiii!!!!.....see indirect insult!! |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by chimerase2: 7:28pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
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Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Nobody: 7:31pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Swizdoe:
Wtf is wrong with you Headache |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by chimerase2: 7:36pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
I remember while in skul I was seated at one corner hyping ma organic chem, den I just say mak I look around small I did I saw one ugly gal kai dis gal wash hand for ground worwor, I was just staring at her with out any reason with so many things like will dis gal ever get married, does she have boi frnd and so on, like play play play play dis gal wrote some fin in a piece of paper and gave me It reads ''hey guy stop looking at me I knw am ugly and soo what!!!'' I was shocked 5 Likes |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Swizdoe(m): 7:37pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
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Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Swizdoe(m): 7:38pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
chimerase2: I remember while in skul I was seated at one corner hyping ma organic chem, den I just say mak I look around small I did I saw one ugly gal kai dis gal wash hand for ground worwor, I was just staring at her with out any reason with so many things like will dis gal ever get married, does she have boi frnd and so on, like play play play play dis gal wrote some fin in a piece of paper and gave me It reads ''hey guy stop looking at me I knw am ugly and soo what!!!'' I was shocked |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Swizdoe(m): 8:04pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
farano: @ Swizdoe source pls Modified |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by farano(f): 8:07pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
naijaboiy:
Iffa hear say naija girl dey ever tire for compliments |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Nobody: 9:14pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Hmm |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by IamLEGEND1: 9:44pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
. |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Nobody: 9:49pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
I hate ugly girls with passion. |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by midasbliss(f): 11:44pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
Nobody is Ugly, Unless u see urself as one |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by ireneony(f): 12:33am On Dec 04, 2014 |
they get married to the most handsome guys every Saturday , how I wish I was ugly , the good guys will come my way not players |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by IAMGEJ(m): 1:01am On Dec 04, 2014 |
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Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by sirjohnson(m): 1:11am On Dec 04, 2014 |
No one in the world is ugly. Everyone is beautiful. Its just that some are more beautiful than others.
Nothing is either good or bad, thinking makes it so |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by aristocrazzy: 1:36am On Dec 04, 2014 |
I don't think a fine boy like me should comment. |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by Nobody: 1:59am On Dec 04, 2014 |
We knw say we worwor,buh na we still dey marry fine boys pass |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by slimedge(m): 6:58am On Dec 04, 2014 |
midasbliss: Nobody is Ugly, Unless u see urself as one ...Well said sha...Even ugly pple look at demselves in d mirrow and be like,''O boiiiiiii,I too set'' |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by marieolae(f): 7:23am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Lmao. |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by chibwike(m): 7:26am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Meky7777: I hate ugly girls with passion. Can you create a human being? |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by kelvinmuffins3(m): 8:02am On Dec 04, 2014 |
badoolee: We knw say we worwor,buh na we still dey marry fine boys pass Nobody is ugly but what we do makes us beautiful or ugly people. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Privileges Ugly Girls Have by kelvinmuffins3(m): 8:06am On Dec 04, 2014 |
Meky7777: I hate ugly girls with passion. People like you dey ugly but as you know get picture sef he show say u go wor wor.. Can't even create one on your own. Appreciate God because his work is perfect. |