ferdimako:

Especially the grammar and punctuations...am for I am, as for has, one of my friend, though (tough) times, I will like instead of I would like.... .can competitors submit without English language? hahaha

ferdimako:

It would have been on how to make those living abroad to come back and help Nigeria.

LOOL!


... wait, this is sarcasm, right?

MissMeiya:


I would have, but there's one vital piece of information that Google forms lack.

ok

MY essay!



[size=18pt]How to perfect yahoo yahoo in an imperfect world [/size]

Yahooism is a word that has come to stay and unfortunately the perpetrators are novices who are not versed in the technical know how of OBT (obtaining by trick)
A master at yahooism must be gifted and equal to the task ,in order words ,he or she must know how to outsmart the mugu without being magar-ed.
There are different ventures one can undertake and diversification is the operational word.
You spread your tentacles like the biblical casting your bread upon the waters,you never know which one will bring in the desired result.

Methods

1. Send out letters which must be written by professional writers and edited to check for spelling errors and geographical truths in the claimed location.

2. Sender's name must make sense,names like Nnamdi Abdullahi or Gloria Smith make no sense and appear fake and must be avoided.Do not,I repeat,do not send pictures of yourself in stupid positions to your intended mugu,you will become an object of ridicule in the www.

here comes the most interesting part

3. As the letters go out into the inboxes,a proper businessman doesn't fold his hands awaiting the returns ,he ventures into other things and the easiest I would describe here.Open a church.yes a " spirit filled church".Find a catchy name like " Church in the Now" or " His abiding presence" or " Open heavens"
Something really trendy and totally posh.
Then as the GO you must fit the part and it starts with the right looks.Find a stylist and revamp your wardrobe immediately.
Lose any tinge of native accent in your tongue and throw in a wanna here and a gonna there and speak americanaish. To learn this watch JIm Iyke movies for 10 straight days,you will get it .
Before you launch the inaugural service,find at least 15 beautiful light skinned girls with impeccable smiles,a male worship leader that could pass for a GQ model ,a master guitarist,a skilled drummer and a fine keyboardist,a set of good microphones and top quality musical instruments with the right percussion ,the Church is born.
In less than 6 months you will have more tithes and offerings than you can count.

Anyone who participates in this shiit is a broke ass #Nigga.. ?? What is #95k ?? Babymama, You disgust me.

MissMelya,

Is there any consideration for people that deactivated at a certain period and people that were affected by the nairaland tsunami

keppyy:
MissMelya,

Is there any consideration for people that deactivated at a certain period and people that were affected by the nairaland tsunami

That's a very good question. Let me get back to you. I will update the third post with that info.

MissMeiya:
[size=14pt]Sponsors[/size]


To donate, send a PM to Busybody2.

Cash total in dollars is supposed to be $550...not $500, abi I need to wear my glasses?...or I'm I missing something here?

sunnshyn:


Cash total in dollars is supposed to be $550...not $500, abi I need to wear my glasses?...or I'm I missing something here?

Whoops! Spreadsheet things. Thanks!

Chai! And i have finished writing the story of my life . Mismeya na wa for you fa. . How do you expect me to start writting the history of Nigeria now

Erection:
Anyone who participates in this shiit is a broke ass #Nigga.. ?? What is #95k ?? Babymama, You disgust me.

Undergraduates write college essays for $500 (less than #95k) scholarship in the US. Fact.

Erection:
Anyone who participates in this shiit is a broke ass #Nigga.. ?? What is #95k ?? Babymama, You disgust me.

Imagine someone sending his certificates and personal info to a stranger, so he/she can win 95k. Babymama why don't you inbox me your cert for double or triple that.

berem:
same here

So you are stingy like this? Where can I make my own donation...

veave:
Chai! And i have finished writing the story of my life . Mismeya na wa for you fa. . How do you expect me to start writting the history of Nigeria now

Try again dear
You can do it

If you have no desire to write an essay/enter the competition, no problem. But some of these whining posts are ignorant......stop whining and leave the thread.

MissMeiya:




LOOL!


... wait, this is sarcasm, right?

No, I meant all.

Babymama1:
By recent graduate do you mean this year alone?
Mgbo judges

Between 1-2 years before

phoinix:


Imagine someone sending his certificates and personal info to a stranger, so he/she can win 95k. Babymama why don't you inbox me your cert for double or triple that.

...only if u need the cash.

sonnie10:


Undergraduates write college essays for $500 (less than #95k) scholarship in the US. Fact.

In what state ??

ferdimako:

No, I meant all.

...


Ok.

CFCfan:

Between 1-2 years before

Thanks


By undergrads and grads do you mean only universities or do polytechnics and colleges of education also qualify

Erection:
In what state ??

The 50 States. Some scholarships are for $250

veave:
Chai! And i have finished writing the story of my life . Mismeya na wa for you fa. . How do you expect me to start writting the history of Nigeria now

Eeeyah sorry dear.

You have 10 more days though! Just write about what you know.

Babymama1:


Thanks


By undergrads and grads do you mean only universities or do polytechnics and colleges of education also qualify

Anyone! I don't think that part is too important. It's the content that matters. If it were up to me, even nonstudents could enter. #JustSaying.

Babymama1:
MY essay!



[size=18pt]How to perfect yahoo yahoo in an imperfect world [/size]

Yahooism is a word that has come to stay and unfortunately the perpetrators are novices who are not versed in the technical know how of OBT (obtaining by trick)
A master at yahooism must be gifted and equal to the task ,in order words ,he or she must know how to outsmart the mugu without being magar-ed.
There are different ventures one can undertake and diversification is the operational word.
You spread your tentacles like the biblical casting your bread upon the waters,you never know which one will bring in the desired result.

Methods

1. Send out letters which must be written by professional writers and edited to check for spelling errors and geographical truths in the claimed location.

2. Sender's name must make sense,names like Nnamdi Abdullahi or Gloria Smith make no sense and appear fake and must be avoided.Do not,I repeat,do not send pictures of yourself in stupid positions to your intended mugu,you will become an object of ridicule in the www.

here comes the most interesting part

3. As the letters go out into the inboxes,a proper businessman doesn't fold his hands awaiting the returns ,he ventures into other things and the easiest I would describe here.Open a church.yes a " spirit filled church".Find a catchy name like " Church in the Now" or " His abiding presence" or " Open heavens"
Something really trendy and totally posh.
Then as the GO you must fit the part and it starts with the right looks.Find a stylist and revamp your wardrobe immediately.
Lose any tinge of native accent in your tongue and throw in a wanna here and a gonna there and speak americanaish. To learn this watch JIm Iyke movies for 10 straight days,you will get it .
Before you launch the inaugural service,find at least 15 beautiful light skinned girls with impeccable smiles,a male worship leader that could pass for a GQ model ,a master guitarist,a skilled drummer and a fine keyboardist,a set of good microphones and top quality musical instruments with the right percussion ,the Church is born.
In less than 6 months you will have more tithes and offerings than you can count.

C- essay

Babymama1:


Thanks


By undergrads and grads do you mean only universities or do polytechnics and colleges of education also qualify

Grads and/or undergrads from any tertiary institution are eligible.

sonnie10:


The 50 States. Some scholarships are for $250

Not in Pennsylvania where i reside.

phoinix:


Imagine someone sending his certificates and personal info to a stranger, so he/she can win 95k. Babymama why don't you inbox me your cert for double or triple that.

People should be careful of what they write in a public forum. Your statement is a commitment. If she sends the certificate, do you know that you are committed to paying her the money? There have been several cases like that in the past.

starlite101:
If you have no desire to write an essay/enter the competition, no problem. But some of these whining posts are ignorant......stop whining and leave the thread.

I have since acknowledged that some people here are simply eediots
Let them
Some people read their posts and raise up their hands in praise and thanks to the almighty for the gift of common sense

starlite101:
If you have no desire to write an essay/enter the competition, no problem. But some of these whining posts are ignorant......stop whining and leave the thread.

Hey you, don't you see anything wrong in giving out personal information to a potential yahoo-yahoo woman? Awkward!

Erection:
Not in Pennsylvania where i reside.

Check with your college again.

Babyosisi, MissMelya, CfCfan....still waiting for a reply to my question.

sonnie10:


People should be careful of what they write in a public forum. Your statement is a commitment. If she sends the certificate, do you know that you are committed to paying her the money? There have been several cases like that in the past.

No p, if she sends her certificate I will pay her.